Ladki Ke Mahnge Kapde

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Ladki Apne Padosi Ladke Ko Bata Rahi Thhi

Ladki: “Meri Jeans 2500 Ki Hai, Shirt 2200 Ki Aur Shoes 3000 Ke Hai

Ladka: “Bas Kar Bhonsdi Ki, Pahle Chain Band Kar, 50 Rs Wali Phulon Wali Chaddi (Panty) Nazar Aa Rahi Hai

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G: Meri Jeans 2500 Ki, Shirt 2200 Ki Or Jute 3000 K Hain. B: Bas Kar Bhosdi Ki Pehle Chain Band Kar 15 Rs Ki Phool Wali Chaddi Dikh Rhi Hai

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101 Comments

  1. divya says:

    bada gaanda ladka hai usski najar uss ladki ki Jeans ki chain pe hi tiki thi kya?

    1. divya says:

      Dabang yaar ager ladka tere jaisa hai to wo ladki mere jaisi nhi hai yaar

      1. Rahul says:

        tere jeise to koi ho hi nehein sakta

    2. anshul says:

      kya baat hai divya ji ladke ko badi jaldi phachan liya.

    3. manish says:

      divya dear daddy thik hai ab,,,,,,

    4. manish says:

      arey divya ladka ganda nahi ladki gandi hai yaar jo chain khol ke nazare dikha rahi hai

    5. ANIKET ANAND says:

      divaya ladake ki kya galti hai wo dikha rahi rahi thi wo dekh raha tha

    6. zakir says:

      divya aise gande ladke ka kya karna agar mai hota aur tumhari chain khuli hoti to mai nahi dekhta kiyonki mujhe khuli ladki pasand hai. na ki ca me dhaki

    7. zakir says:

      lekin ladkiyan dhaki hi achi lagti hai tum mere samne pura badan dhak kar aana ho sakta hai baad me khul jae

    8. diwaana says:

      hi diya tumhara no do na

    9. abhay says:

      ladkiya agar dikhayegi to ladke to dekhenge hi

  2. divya says:

    ladka or kahi nhi dekh sakta tha kya

    1. arush says:

      divya tum bhi kamal karti ho yaar..bhala aisa kaun ladka hoga,jo ladki dikhaye aur naa dekhe….

    2. arush says:

      15 rs. ki chaddi,control nahi ho rahaa yaar……hiiiiiiii…

      1. divya says:

        arush yaar joke dhiyaan se padho chaddi 15 rs ki nhi 50 rs ki hai to bhaari hogi na jeans tight hogi to Chain band nhi ho rahi hogi

    3. Dabang_007 says:

      kya hua Divya Darling Darrr gai kya?????????No Reply???

    4. Mausam says:

      Divya ji jab darwaja khula tha to dekhne me harz hi kya hai.aur wo to usne achha kiya ki usne bata diya nahi to pata nahi kitne log us DRASHYA RAS ka aanand lete rahte aur usko pata bhi nahi chalta.

    5. Ratan says:

      Hi divya! Tum kya pehnti ho? Phool wali ya phal wali.. Ya phir pehnti hi nahi? Reply jarur dena dear.

      1. divya says:

        beta Ratan mai wahi pehnti jo saari ladkiya pehnti hai

    6. Ratan says:

      Diivyaaaa? Kaha chali gayi? Chaddi pehne kya?

      1. divya says:

        Ratan maine Chaddi pehne rakhi hai tum pehen kar aao jaao baba ab der mat karo

        1. Mausam says:

          Chhhi kya kah rahi ho Divya ji Ratan ne chaddi nahi pahani hai.ye galat baat hai ratan aapne aur kisi ko nahi bataya iss baare me ki aap bina chaddi ke hi chale aaye.chalo koi baat nahi kal jaru pahan kar aana.ok good boy.

    7. Ratan says:

      KrazzyLife

      Teachar- "mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

      Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dekh..

      Fir btata hu tera future kya hoga

      1. Mausam says:

        Ratan ji good joke and also good sense of humer of the student.

        1. Ratan says:

          Thanx mausam.. Wer r u from.. Tumhare coments spicy hi.. Keep it up yaar.

    8. manish says:

      diyvaaaaa januuuu tumne ye kaise soch lia ki mai tumhe comment nahi karunga,,,,,,tum to hamare vikas puri ki jaan ho yaar,,,,

    9. manish says:

      arey divya dear ladka bichara kya kare,,,,jo dekhne wali chez hai wahin to dekhega,,,,hehehehe

    10. ritesh kolkata says:

      Divya ladki wohi chain wala nazara dikha kar hi to mehenge kapde laati thi.aur yehi chaal wo us ladke par v phek rahi thi.samjhiiiiii???

    11. Rakhi says:

      Divya be positiv yaar tum sahi ho Ganda insan bekar soch.

      [indian Boys to loser]

      its durty boys……………………………….so keep up and very good

  3. varun says:

    ladka aacha hai parrrrrrrrrrrr us ladle ka sochh ganda hai

    1. Mausam says:

      Hi Varun bhai kaise ho,theek ho na?bade kamaal ho yaar aapas me hi baate kar lete ho.

      us ladke ki soch gandi nahi hai ye socho ki usne use alert kar diya,nahi to wo ladki apna POST OFFICE khula chhod ke ghoom rahi thi(think positive yaar)

      waise nice joke.

  4. Panchhi says:

    Sare ladke aese h hote hai kya??? By d way gud joke yaar

    1. arush says:

      nahi @panchhijii.. saare ladke aise nahi hote hai……

      kuch ladken to aise bhi hote hai jo ca**i ke neeche bhi dekh lete hai…

      vo to hum jo sirf ch**i pe kaam chala rahe hai….

      hihihohoohoo………

      1. panchhi says:

        arrey to kya tum log chaddi ni pehnte ho kya arush???????

        or tum logo ko ladkiyo ki ch***i itni hi achhi lgti hai to ek kharid ke apne pass hi rakh liya karo yaaar…unse ladkiyo ki chain tk nazar ni pahochegi tumari ,samjhe?

        1. arush says:

          ek cha**i se kya hoga mera…….haaan vo cha**i apki ho to socha ja sakta hai….hihihihooooooo

    2. manish says:

      panchi dear ladke ak jaise nahi balki ladkiya ek jaisi hoti hai,,,,,exposee karti rehti hai bat bat pe

      1. panchhi says:

        ladke dekhte hai tabhi na……

  5. arush says:

    mast hai yaar….dimag ki batti jali di….

  6. Nitesh saini says:

    Panchhi nd diya boys m kha dekti ho

    1. panchhi says:

      yaar tum logo mein dekhne layak hota hi kya hai jo ham dekhe ha??????

      1. Mausam says:

        Dear Panchhi ji hum logo me ek antina hota hai bas aur wahi kaafi hai shayad.

  7. varun says:

    anjali darling tum kaha pe ho

    i luv u anjali daling

    i luv u

  8. Nitesh saini says:

    Hello divya dear r so lovely kha ho yar

    1. divya says:

      Nitesh yaar mai to ya hi hu aapke pass

  9. Rashii says:

    bad boy….!

  10. Ratan says:

    Good joke admin.. Waise ladki sab kuch dikana chahti yeh… Aur ladke ka nishana b sahi tha..

  11. Ratan says:

    Panchhi kaha ho? Aaj to hyderabad ka mausam pleasant hi, udhar kaisa hi..

    1. panchhi says:

      yaha to hamesha hi cool hota hai yaarrr…….

  12. Vickyssss says:

    Ladki ki Asliyat he Chaddi se nazar aati hai

  13. Ratan says:

    Mausam tera thinking bilkul sahi hi, mai b wahi coment bej raha tha.. Keep it up! Always be +.. Wat do you do.. Am working fr a Medical cömpany.

    1. Mausam says:

      Ratan bhai I am working in Tool room of a Manufacturing company.(Mechanical work)

  14. Mausam says:

    Santa Banta se-Yaar kal raat maine pahli baar apni biwi ki yaad bhulaane ke liye Bottle ka sahaara liya.

    Banta-Fir kya hua?

    Santa-Hua kay Bottle todni padi!

    Banta- Wo kyu?

    Santa-abe yaar mere LUND usme fas gayaa tha!!!!

    1. Ratan says:

      Ha ha ha ha! Maza aya.. Bottle se dur raho.. Jan hit me jari.. Mausam k taraf se.. Good one.

  15. divya says:

    kapillllllllllllllllllll kaha ho yaar

  16. Ratan says:

    Hi grls.. Kaha gaye sab? Admin ji aapko pata hi kya?

  17. divya says:

    Kapil tum to gift le ke goli ho liye(nikal liye) yaar

  18. divya says:

    Ratan kuch jaada nhi ho raha

    1. Ratan says:

      Divya dön't mind yaar.. Tumhe bura laga to phir ayse coment repeat nahi hoga.. Am serious.. Reply me.

  19. Rukhsana says:

    Ladkio ko Jeans pehenne ki zarurat hi kya hai.

    Yeh sab to western culture hai jo hamare Indian culture ko kharab kar chuka hai.

    Ladkiyon aur Aurton ko to Saadi aur Suit ke alaawa kuchh nahi pehenna chahiye.

    (Including Bra+Panty+Dupatta)

    1. Admin says:

      Rukshana Dear Bra Panty bhi western hai
      bolo ki shameej aur Kachhi dalni chahiye

  20. manish says:

    ohooo wat a joke,,,,

  21. Spicychick says:

    Kapil, mein ab hamesha k liye USA ja rahi hu, kabhi bhi vapas nahi aaungi, kal rat ko meri flight hai

  22. amar says:

    Chaddi pahana kyu usane…aur mast nazara dekhne ko milta

  23. manish says:

    kapil bhaiiiii thanks for welcoming me on dis site

  24. manish says:

    divyaa dear to main to a raha hun tumhare bank chai ,samose, diet coke,buiscuit,namkeen to ready rakhna hi,,,or kuch jo tumhe pasand ho wo bhi mangwa lena,,,,yuhuhahaha

  25. Rashii says:

    Admin ji jra cmts dhayan se read kero, jokes se jyda cmts per hasi aa rahi hai

  26. Rashii says:

    Divya ji ratan ji kh jyda nhi bol rahe hai apko!

    1. Ratan says:

      Rashii tumhe coment nahi kiya! is leye bura laga naa.. Sach batao.? Divya ko kyu mere kilaaf badka rahi ho?

      1. Rashii says:

        Ap to bura maan gaye sry Ratan ji

  27. Rashii says:

    Admin ji ap k cmts mai cartoon ki pic

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehe vo kartoon nahi hai rahi ji vo smilies hoti hai….. expressions ko dikhane ke liye

  28. Rashii says:

    Tc spicy

  29. Rashii says:

    Mausam ji apka santa banta joke acha hai

    1. Mausam says:

      Thanks Rashi ji and also thanks to Mere anmol Ratan ji ko aapko mera joke pasand aaya.

      1. Ratan says:

        Really good joke yaar, ok aur b bhejo hamey kush karne k liye.

  30. Ratan says:

    Frnds my tho is site p cömments padke yaha shamil hua hu.. Muje coment k badle coment karo thab admin ji b kush aur ham b.. Reply jor se do thaki koi aur coment karne s pehle soche.. Dimag lagao aur enjoy karo .. Thanx

  31. Pratap Singh says:

    RUKHSANA DARLING agar sabhi ladkiyan jean's pahanna band kar degi to hum unki tango(leg's)ka size kaise pata karenge or waise bhi belt me se hath dalne ka maza hi kuch or hai na ki nade me se hehehehehehe (DIVYA LOVE U BABY I MEAN boobs)hahahaha

  32. Ratan says:

    Divya tumhare sense of humour bahut achi hi.. Gr8.. I like it.. Chalo lets b friends.. Ok.. Par coments to ayse hi denaa.. Apne coment ka jawab miley tabi maza ayega na.

  33. prince says:

    divya ji kya aap hum se nahi bolagi kya hum ek din ka bhi rest nahi le sakte

  34. Rosy says:

    Ladke ko price kaise pata chala? Hmmm…

    1. Mausam says:

      Rosy ji wo ladka chaddiyaan hi bechta tha isliye usko price pata tha.

      1. tarun says:

        @parul yaar tumhari chain choti hoge jo dikhi nahi kisi ko …….

    2. ANIKET ANAND says:

      rosy aajkal 75% ladikyan ladakon ka diya chaddi pahanti hai

  35. Rosy says:

    @mausam, may b..

    @aniket, no idea sirji

    1. ANIKET ANAND says:

      fresh likho yaar samajh mean nahi aaya

      1. ANIKET ANAND says:

        rosy

        1. Rosy says:

          @aniket, yup. Hw r u?

          1. ANIKETANAND says:

            I am fine rosy and how are yot

  36. kartik says:

    hi. Divya ak baat to hai ki larkiya apni tarif sunana jayada pasand karti hai par koi uski jalti nikal de to turant larko ki soch ko jalt bata dati hai …………..

  37. Raja_Hyd says:

    Bada honhaar ladka hai….dekhte he rate bata diya…hmmmm

  38. imran_snake says:

    sali ladki bhi chutia thi abey bolti saley sy ki tu bhi yehi pehanta hai jo rs yaad hai . and apart from that guy was really chaman chutia sala chance gawa baitha bachchodi ky chakkar mein.

  39. Rakhi says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiii

    waht panty and boy is so stupit

  40. a.w.khan says:

    1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

    pappu : legs

    Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

    pappu: paisay

    Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

    pappu: neend puri karte hain

    girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain

    ki wajah se roti hai?

    pappu : kaan main ched

    MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

  41. SALMAN says:

    ma ke loro divya gay he………….

  42. DHIRAJ says:

    @SALMAN r u lesbian..lol…if divya is gay.

  43. sameer chugh says:

    hi guys

  44. Rosy says:

    @aniket, main v bindaas hu..

  45. parul says:

    maine to kai baar chain khol kar try kiya hai magar sab ki najar mere upar hi hoti hai

  46. Pankaj says:

    hey rosy how r u

  47. tarun says:

    gud joke nd nice comments by divya,panchi,ratan,ayush keep it up guys….nd well ladki humhare liye he expose karti hai so hum dekhte hai :P

  48. Vickyssss says:

    Parul isliye kehte hai Jeans ke ander chaddi pahno..itne kanjus banna bhi acha nhi hota

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