Ladki Ko Paise Ka Rob Dene Se Pahle Soch Samajh Le

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102 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    hi friendzz…. first of all Maine ek site banayi hai
    ********* just check out aap
    nd plzzz kaise hai site ?abhi to bas home page hai ……
    @ admin bro mine koi rule toda nahi kyuki waha kuch personal nahi nd feedback bhi nahi hai.

    @lalitmagla ji aap sofe par baith kar pose diya hai na???? FB par?????

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Aby meri photo dukaan ke 7h hai

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        agar aapne Singapore …address diya hai aur samana India. hai to wo aap ho????

    2. lalitmangla says:

      Nahi aby wo meri nahi hai mere adress main ballabgarh ya faridabad hoga

    3. Admin says:

      Aby idhar aur site ka link dena b galat hai. And agar tum log fb pe ek dusre ke frnds banna chahte ho to thik hai. Main kich dino mein tum logo ko free kr dunga taki ek dusre ko facebool pe add kar sako. Wait for few days

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Thanks admin isse hum sabhi visiter 1 dusre ko apna dost bana payenge or 1 dusre se apni khusi gum shair kar sakenge sabse pahle main teri id janna chahta hoon taki tujhe apni friendlist main ad ker sakun

  3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Nd friends waha mera pic bhi hai effect diya hai but original hai…… check out …..!!!

  4. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    iam posting this twice …..plzzz read it. .

    @Navya suno mai us ladko me se nahi
    hu jaisa tum samjh rahi ho
    mera wo matlab nahi tha quality ke
    bare me iam really sorry …..
    mene tumhe Jo kuch bhi kaha honga
    aur wo tumhe bura laga to mai mere
    deep DIL SE sorry kahta hu kyuki mere
    wajhse se kise bura lage mujhe bahot
    guilty feel hota hai iam really sorryyy
    …….. tumne bahot examples diye
    indirectly priya ji ke through I really
    appreciate that …..mujhe pata hai aise
    ladke bhi hote hai….mai to bas tumhare
    close aana chahta tha iss liye quality ki
    baat ki …….sorry again …….Maine aaj
    tak kise itni baar sorry nahi kaha <3
    plzzz ab to baat Karo. …..plzz

    1. Vijay says:

      Aby Dear, dont too honest in this world. B’coz straight trees are always choosen first for cutting…

  5. CHHORA says:

    good joke! vese aajkal is website ke comment box ko chat box bana rakha he commenters ne! yahi par setting kar rahe he sab ladke! बेवकुफ लङको! यहाँ nonvage jokes पढने कोई लङकी नहीं आती! “navya” “priya” सभी लङके हैं! हम सब users लङके हैं!

    1. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

      navya and priya are not boys they both are girls u got it chhorree!!

      yanha ladkia bina cmnt diye bhi joke padhti hain!!

      1. Priya says:

        :tup

    2. sanjay41 says:

      mein chore ki baat se kutch had tak sehmet hoon muje bhi yahi lagta ke sabhi ladke hai

  6. Anuj says:

    :ho

    1. Priya says:

      :ho tujhe kya hua :mara :p

  7. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Name of Sex Minister World wide:

    Name of Russian sex Minister-
    Zaberdasti Boobpresski,

    Srilankan sex Minister-
    Suck MyLingam,

    Chinese sex Minister-
    Gand Soong Li,

    Pakistan sex Minister-
    Shake Myboob,

    Indian sex Minister-
    Chhedi Lal,

    Kenya sex Minister-
    Ogand me Bambu,

    Sex Minister of America-
    Mary Marlow,

    Sex Minister of England-
    Brown ass markele,

    Sex Minister of Bangladesh-
    Myboob aa shake hasina..

    Sex Minister of S.Arabia-
    Shake bin makchud abu da lullah.

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      hehehe hehehe…..nice joke. . Ravi bro how are you???

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Aby bro main thik hu, Aap kaise ho?

        Rply dene k liye Thanks

      2. lalitmangla says:

        Aby apni pic clear karna kyonki mujhe doubt hai maine shayad tumhe dekha hai

    2. Vijay says:

      Ravi Dear, its so nice n funny. thanjs for share it.

  8. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

    @aby, nice pic hai…jo meine apne dimag mein aisi pic tumhari bana li thi apne sixt sense se bilkul waise hi hai!!

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      thank you dhiraj dear… tumara headache kaisa hai????? raat 9:30 ya 9 baje aur ek mera pic uplode karunga Jo jyada clear honga wo bhi check karna….smart dikh raha hu na.hehehe..?? hehehehe

      1. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

        @aby cutie, bilkul check karunga.,,haan headeck 0.5percent rah gya hai :) … aur mein bataunga kitne handsome ho or kitne attractive tum… kyunki yeh gift straight ladko ko god nhi deta!!
        tc!!

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Dhiraj dear sorry aaj uploaded nahi kar.sakta kal karunga plzzz…..?????? good night … tc

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    My fav

    Bachpan ka Zamana hota tha,
    Khushiyon ka khazana hota tha.

    Chahat chaand ko paane ki,
    Dil titli ka deewana hota tha.

    Khabar nahi thi kuch subah ki,
    Na shaamo ka thikana hota tha.

    Wo thak haar ke aana school se,
    Par khelne bhi jana hota tha.

    Har khel me saathi hote the,
    Har rishta nibhana hota tha.

    Barish me ek kagaj ki kashti thi,
    Har mausam suhana hota tha.

    Gum ki zubaan na hoti thi,
    Na zakhmo ka paimana hota tha.

    Ghar walo ka daatna har galti par,
    Mammy ka manana hota tha.

    Daadi ki kahani hoti thi,
    Pariyo ka fasana hota tha.

    Ab to nahi rahi wo zindagi,

    Jaisa
    BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.

  10. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Admin bro, lalit ji, dhiraj, deepak, Aby bro and all my frnds kaise ho aap sab

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Kaise ho ravi tum kya karte ho

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Lalitmangla ji i m fine, Main mumbai ka hu, bro maine post graduation kiya hai, aur computer course bhi, filhaal Berozgaar hu, job ki talaash hai, Aap sab ki dua rahi toh jaldi koi achha job mil jayega.

    2. akki says:

      hai tyagi well done lagta hai mast ke yaar ho

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Akky bro taarif ke liye shukriya.. :-)

    3. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

      hi!!

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Hi dhiraj bro kaise ho?

    4. Deepak says:

      Hello, Ravi bro, gud joke n nyc shayri…

    5. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      iam also fine dear…!!

  11. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Arz kiya hai..

    Raat Bhar Wo Aai Nahi, Aur Hum Hila Hila Kar So Gaye…

    Raat Bhar Wo Aai Nahi, Aur Hum Hila Hila Kar So Gaye…
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    Jo Hila Rahe The Wo Pankha Tha, Aur Jo Aai Nahi Wo Bijli Thi.

    Sudhar Jao Kamino Kabhi To Achha Socha Karo. :-)

    hahahahaha… ;-)

  12. Ravi Tyagi says:

    One True Line…

    Maut To Naam Se Badnaam Hai Dost,

    Varna Takleef To Jyada Zindagi Hi Deti Hai..

    Hai ki nhi?

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      abhi lag raha hai…:(…!!

  13. Vijay says:

    Hello Deepak, where r u 2day?

  14. Deepak says:

    Lafz-e-ishq

    Ek aas, Ek ehsas, Meri soch
    Or
    Bus TUM..!

    Ek sawal, Ek majaal, Tumhara khayal
    Or
    Bus TUM..!

    Ek baat, Ek sham, Tumhara sath
    Or
    Bus TUM..!

    Ek dua, Ek faryad, Tumhari yaad
    Or
    Bus TUM..!

    Mera junon, Mera sukoon
    Bus TUM
    Or
    Bus TUM..!!

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      very good dear…..!

  15. Priya says:

    hahahahahaha…. good joke

  16. Priya says:

    hello deepak ji …m fine n u ??

    1. Deepak says:

      jab ‘M’ fine h toh ‘U’ b fine hoga hi… :P

    2. Priya says:

      hmmm

  17. Priya says:

    NAVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA kaha hooooooooooooooooooo ???????????????

    1. Deepak says:

      Badi zor se Aawaz lagayi ja ri h…!!

      1. Priya says:

        han ji..wo dikh nahi rahi na thats why..jor se aawaj laga rahii hoon :(

      2. lalitmangla says:

        Deepak mera naam sonu nahi hai na hi koi or nick naam hai mera pura name lalit mangla hai

    2. lalitmangla says:

      Tum apna pura naam kyon nahi bata sakti tumhe kis baat ka darr hai

      1. Priya says:

        dar to kisi baat ka nahi.. bus sab idhr yahi name use karti hoon :)

  18. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

    @ravi bro m fine bro..ajkal bro tumhari shyari kaafi aa rahi hain bro..kafi acchi shayari kr lete ho bro…keep it up…ab mein bilkul thik hoon bro…tc!! and good night bro!!

    1. Deepak says:

      hehehe…wah..! dear , gud cmnt, read kr k maza aya,

      1. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

        @Dear Deepak,..mujhe pasand nhi koi mujhe bro bole..i know thats ok..but i feel kinda bizzare..pata nhi…aisa lagta hai..jaise mein koi dusra hi person hoon…isliye better ki just call me Dhiraj or Dear thats it..km se km yanha par..baki log jo nhi jaante..i dont care about dem… so please dont call me bro…except girls!!!

  19. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

    hii!! Deepak!! tc!!

  20. lalitmangla says:

    Are doston kahan ho sabhi

    1. Deepak says:

      ck your FB A/C. now,…

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Jain sahab kahan gaye

  21. Priya says:

    Good Night Friends :) :)

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Jab tumhe darr nahi to kyon pareshan hoti ho

    2. Deepak says:

      Gud nyt dear,,,,
      Swt drmz…

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Deepak jain

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        hellooio deepak bro whatzzzzxz uuuupppp……..!!!!!”

      3. Deepak says:

        yes lalit bro,

        hello mr. Cool Aby bro,,, Aj kaha ho..mum. Or pune…

    3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      priya ji itne jaldi so rahi ho????

  22. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    aap jaise dosto ki dua se sahi salamt hai bhai …….aap kaise ho ……????????…??

  23. lalitmangla says:

    Aby kahan ho yaar

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      lalitmangla ji just aaya thoda busy ho gaya tha
      ……what’s going on???

  24. NAsheDi says:

    nice joke. dhariyo wala kachha…

  25. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @Admin bro tumhari baat mai
    Manta hu but iske piche logic kya
    hai kyuki Maine waha kuch bhi
    personal nahi diya nd kise dene
    kuch freedom bhi nahi hai…!!!”…….
    @lalitmangla ji kisi aur ko hi sent
    ho gaya nd and kuch Dino se milte
    hai admin bro ne kaha waise…….nd
    pic kal clear karunga kyuki iam not
    on PC iam on my cell okzz….
    good night…- deeapk bro, Dhiraj
    dear, Ravi bro, ,,……..
    koi mujhe bata sakta hai chorre ne
    Hindi me kya kaha font nahi chal
    rahe iss liye…..

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Usne kaha : yahan pe koi v ldki nhi hai.
      Ldke ldkiyon k name se cmnt kr rhe hain.

    2. Admin says:

      Dear Rules are Rules… par jaldi hi bola to is problem ko solve kar dunga ;)

  26. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    deepak ji i’m 5n

  27. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    ……………..

    kkkkooooooooiiiii

    …………

    hhhhaaaaaiiiiii???

    deepak bro FB PE konsa pic hai aapka??

  28. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @deepak bro hmm iam in Bombay dear…:) FB par konsa pic hai ya kuch hint do na bro…

    1. Deepak says:

      4 years ki choti si swt baby ka…

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        deepak bro lalitmangla ji ko mene add kar liya hai nd kal wo meri reaquest accept kar lenge to unke.list me se aap ko add kar lunga…….:)

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Studied at -M*S University,
        A**** Studied at ?????

      3. Deepak says:

        ryt aby dear…

      4. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        req sent just ….check out FB ……;)..

        good night …..

  29. deleted says:

    i m in delhi…..admin mein car nahi la paya….so mein train mein jaunga ….tumse fir milunga……

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      aapne konsi car li hai …..??

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      aapne konsi car li hai …..?? nd h r u????

      1. deleted says:

        EON era + new li h …waise santro bhi h ….dono h ab..

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        congratulations eon mast dikhti hai…..

  30. deleted says:

    Lalit ji aap faridabad se h…..mein aaj noida k GIP mein tha…kal bhi hosakta h jaun…..

  31. नीरजदास says:

    हलो मित्रो कैसे हो?मैँ यहा नया हुँ।क्या हो रहा है?

  32. deleted says:

    tyagi ymne bahut aacha likha

  33. deleted says:

    Lalit ji i m from chandigarh…..but works at badrinath

  34. deleted says:

    Vo mere khwab me aakar kaheti he muje har roz

    Ankh bhar ker dekh liya kero kabhi

    ab ankh to bhar atti h…….mager wo nazar nhi atti

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      touching lines del ji……

      @Lalitmangla ji kya baat hai purple shirt me ……..:)….!

    2. sanjay41 says:

      del bhai mein bhi FBD SE hoon jab bhi aaogey yours mooooooooost welcome kaho to aapna mob no. dal doon is site per

  35. Nitesh says:

    @deepak bro main bhi achhaa hoon bas aajkalh kuch wakat nahi mil paa raha hai..!
    @deleted bhai gud shayri..!

  36. Nitesh says:

    Har Baar Woh Kyu..? Mujhe Chhor Jaata Hai Tanha…!
    Mai Mazboot To Bahot Hun Magar Koi Pathhar To Nahi…!

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      how are you bro????hows study going on????

  37. Nitesh says:

    kabhi lafaz bhul jau kabhi baat bhul jau..
    tujhe is qadar chahon ke apni zaat bhul jau..

    utth ke tere paas se jo main chal diya..
    jate huye khud ko tere paas bhool jau..!

  38. Nitesh says:

    Roye gA wO is Tarha mEri Lash Se Lipt kr,,,

    Agar PehEle pata Hota To HuM kB k MaR Jate,,

  39. deleted says:

    gud mrng frnds…..

    saale admin…tujhe kya card de kar bolna padega….cmts ka answer yani reply kyon nahi karta…..???

    1. Admin says:

      Deleted u already know ki main kuch din se kisi problem mein hun… isliye reply nahi kar pata. par tu apna number de fir aram se baat kara karenge na live hehehehehe

  40. lalitmangla says:

    Aby kisi or ko to request nahi bhej di maine apni profil pic change ker di ab meri photo baniyan main hai ab tujhe aasani hogi

  41. lalitmangla says:

    Hello

  42. - says:

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