Ladki Ne Kitna Lunn Liya
The Joke "Ladki Ne Kitna Lunn Liya" posted on 26 Jun 2014 under
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Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,
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Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,
Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50 Gassey (In-Out) Maare,
To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun Liya.
7.5 Inch x 50 Gassey x 3 Din x 4 Hafte x 12 Months x 16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)
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19 Sal Ki Ladki Ki Shadi Ho, Hubby Ka Lun 7.5 Inch Ho, Wo Hafte Me 3 Bar Kare 1 Bari Me 50 Gassy Mare, To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Km Lun Lia
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