Ladki Ne Kitna Lunn Liya

According To A Survey By William Sexfear

Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,

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Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,

Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50 Gassey (In-Out) Maare,

To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun Liya.

7.5 Inch x 50 Gassey x 3 Din x 4 Hafte x 12 Months x 16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)

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19 Sal Ki Ladki Ki Shadi Ho, Hubby Ka Lun 7.5 Inch Ho, Wo Hafte Me 3 Bar Kare 1 Bari Me 50 Gassy Mare, To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Km Lun Lia

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49 Comments

  1. Rahul(chdml) says:

    admin bhai (sxydas n wiliam sexfre)dono bhai gayani hai,sexfre maharaj padh ke gyani hai or sxydas baba janm se gyani hai,hehehe.

    Wese apkao bhut danyawad ki apne hame itana bdhiya clculagn btaya ab hmlog kisi bi grl ko btaa sakte hai ki wo kitna lnd li hai.hehehe.

  2. pankaj says:

    pappu ko khun nikal raha tha, ye dekhkar santa ne puchha-

    Kya hua?

    Pappu- montu ne dande se mara.

    Santa- benchod tere haath me kuchh nahi tha?

    Pappu- tha na…!

    montu k "sister k boobs"

  3. RAAVAN says:

    Hi Admin, Dhiraj , Raj , Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening…….

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    hy panchhi yaar or kitne bhav khaogi aa jao na yaar raavan aapko bahoot miss kar rha hai pls jaan aa jao na mai aap jaise pyare frnd ko khona nahi chahta

  4. atankawadi says:

    Admin bhai ye hisab puri tarah sahi nai hai. Kyuki har month me 4 hi weeks nai hote. Kirpya sahi hisab prastut kar muje apni teacher se puchna ha. Hehehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      Antakwadi bhai ji ese to ek aur cheez bhi sahi nahi hai… Mee kaha tha ki badna 50 gassey mare to yaad rakhna ek bar ander jata hai aur bahar ata hai to hehe agar vo 50 gassey marega to 100 baar count hoga.
      par chinta na karo esi galtiya main jaan bhuj kar chodta hun.. tum logo ka dimag hehe jokes padd padd ke kharab ho gaya hai usko tej karo

  5. RAAVAN says:

    hy sheela jaan kaisi ho maine kal yaar raavanvatika me aapka wait kiya or aap ashokvatika ja pahunchi thodi si missunderstanding ke karn do dil mil nahi paaye aapse milane ki khusi me mai raat bhar so nahi paya subah se shaam tak aapki rah dekhta rha aap nahi aayi bahoot dukh huaa par ab thodi raaht mili hai ki aapne bhi mera wait kiya koi baat nahi agar hmaare dil me sachcha pyar hai to ham dono ko ek hone se koi nahi rok sakta ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  6. RAAVAN says:

    oye lofar khan hai tu tera koi cmt nahi aa rha kahin tu bhi koi calculation kar rha hai tu kis ke pas fas gya tha ek hi raat ki calculation me itna time ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    hy rahul kaise ho bhai ye lofar kal raat aapke pas tha ya sexyuncle ke pas tha kahin lofar or sexyuncle ke avaidh sambandh to nahi hain lofar aaj pura din calculation me hi busy hai

  7. atankawadi says:

    DOSTO MAINE PANCHI PAR EK JOKE BNAYA HA

    Panchi mai jaanta hu ki tum yahi kahin ho aur nonveg ke joke aur cmmt daity padti ho. Panchi tumhe yaad hoga jab new year ke mauke par maine tumhe missile gift ki thi. Haan vahi loose motion wali misile ab vo muje wapis kar do. Ma ye janta hu ki mere jane ke baad tume us misil ki jarurat aur bi bahut jyada padne lagi hogi. Aur kyu padne lagi hogi ye ma yaha ke dosto ko bta kar tume sarminda nai karna chahta. Plz tum meri majburi ko bi samjo misl bnane ke liye ma aur itne paise kaha se launga.

  8. Rahul(chdml) says:

    ravan bhai namaskar kese ho ap,bhai ap ne ab sai kha muje b yai lga ki lofar n sxy uncle ki bitch kuch hai jarur,ho sakta hai sxy uncle ko uski lofargri pasand agai ho or antarvasna ka sheekar ho gaya ho,hehehehehehehehehehe
    hahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhu ,sai hai na bhai.hehehe

  9. Dev says:

    kya baat hai bhai logo. sab kaha gayab ho gaye? itne kam cmmnts kyo aa rahe hai? dhiraj, jay,ratan, lofar, panchhi, rashii di, sab kaha kho gaye? m missing u. g.n. all frnds

  10. arush says:

    school life:-

    wo big gang of fndss

    wo boring uniforms

    wo cycle se school jaana

    wo silly fights

    wo teachers kaa naam rekhnaa

    wo group photos

    wo homework naa karnaa

    wo roj ki punishment

    wo p.t. periods

    wo rocking annual days

    so many hands in single lunch box

    horrer exams

    remarkable marks

    terror report card

    self parent signature

    lovable trips

    wo bechpan kaa pehlaa pyaar

    wo summer holidays kaa intejaar

    wo aakhri board exam

    wo sab kaa bichad jaana

    school life is golden life

    so fndss

    remember ur school dayssss

  11. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @rashi baby me tho tje kbi bhul nai sakta,tm mre prvs cmnt dkh lo pta chal jayega ki kon bhula or kon nai,abi tho tmare sth date pe chalne hai dear yad hai na to btao kb chale he he.

    @sheela darlng lve u2 baby yar ise acha muje ko apna bf bnalo kam se tmhare sth tho rhata hu hamsa tho kya kyal hai tmhara.hehe.

    @panchi n preet misu jan.

    @lofar tu ko bhag gaya chal aja ab kuch nai boluga tje ok.hehe.

    @gdni8 to al my frnds.

  12. Lofar says:

    @Rahul chodumal tumne yaad kiya aur lofar hazir hai yar teri bibi b na mujhe aane nahi d rahi thi maine bola k rahul bula raha hai to pta hai kya boli kaun wo bilupt lu¤d wala rahul chodumal maine kaha ha kya karta yar teri bibi to meri jan hai naraz kaise krta
    @Rahul chodumal mere dost yar teri yaddast to tere lu¤d ki tarah bilupt ho gayi hai yar. Yar teri bibi bol rahi thi k wo bilupt lu¤d wale rahul chodumal k sath nahi rah sakti to lofar ne usko apne Lu¤d tale panah dedi hai.
    @Ravan dear ye admin aur atankwadi dono mil k hamari Panchhi ko khaaa gaye.
    Ravan asal me Rahul chodumal aur SexyUncle k najayaz sambandh the but sexyuncle hi hamesha rahul chodumal ki mara karta tha ek baar sexyuncle ne kaha ki tu b to meri mar bt sexyuncle ne paya k rahul chodumal ka to lu¤d hi bilupt ho chuka hai bechara sexyuncle ye sadma bardart nahi kar saka aur khud is site se bilupt ho gaya. Ath sidi Rahul chodumal's bilupt lu¤d katha.
    @sabi dost logo ko lofar ka gudnight.

  13. Rashii says:

    gudmorning frnds, kaise ho ap sb?

    Meri pyari behne dikhayi nhi de rahi, kaha ho panchi ji, divya ji, anjali ji, sheela ji,preet ji

    thnx arush ji, rahul ji, dev ji mujhe yaad kerne k liye

    ratan ji, anshul ji, jay ji, raavan ji, raj bindas,rajesh ji, shallu ji thnx mujhe yaad na kerne k liye

  14. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @RANA,RAAVAN,..mhare ko maaf karna..mhare se galti ho gayi.

    @Oye jay…itna jaldi kyon mhare bare maa janna chahta ha…thoda sa maasti karne de.

    @Oye baki k chhora chhori k haal ha sabke..

    @Rashii di, dhiraj aapka bhai lage se thare jaise lovely bena ko kitthe chhodna..tc.

    @Baki, malla malo k haal chaal chalan he saabke..tc…mhare jay ki bhootni mahan!..tc.

  15. Chulbul pandey says:

    haha …………………sala

    Chudai koi dusra kar raha hoga

    Wo baithe culculetion hi karta rh gaya

    He friend how r u

    Rashili ji tum kaishi ho

    Hay im your new friend

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