Ladki Ne Kitna Lunn Liya
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Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,
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Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,
Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50 Gassey (In-Out) Maare,
To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun Liya.
7.5 Inch x 50 Gassey x 3 Din x 4 Hafte x 12 Months x 16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)
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19 Sal Ki Ladki Ki Shadi Ho, Hubby Ka Lun 7.5 Inch Ho, Wo Hafte Me 3 Bar Kare 1 Bari Me 50 Gassy Mare, To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Km Lun Lia
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admin bhai kya calculatin hai,hehehe.
Wese sexfire maharaj kya sxybaba ke real brthr hai kya
Nahir ahul hhe cousion bro hai
Is equation ko All India CBSE ke 10th Class ke Syllabus me jald se jald shamil hona chahiye.
@ Rukshana
Achha suggestion hai, kum se kum, Ladke Maths me Zero to nahi score kerenge, kunki Is equation to wo zarur yaad kerenge.
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please mail me ur e mail id so that i can send mail to you
waiting 4 reply.
BYE
hi! i"m arnushi.
Y r U ALWAYS SHOUTING AT ME AMMU Y???????
admin yaar what a calculation ha ha ha ha ha ha ha maza aaa gayaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gud jok he he he he
hehehe kya calculation hai maja aa gya
good jokes admin
joke is ok……….
admin bhai (sxydas n wiliam sexfre)dono bhai gayani hai,sexfre maharaj padh ke gyani hai or sxydas baba janm se gyani hai,hehehe.
Wese apkao bhut danyawad ki apne hame itana bdhiya clculagn btaya ab hmlog kisi bi grl ko btaa sakte hai ki wo kitna lnd li hai.hehehe.
pappu ko khun nikal raha tha, ye dekhkar santa ne puchha-
Kya hua?
Pappu- montu ne dande se mara.
Santa- benchod tere haath me kuchh nahi tha?
Pappu- tha na…!
montu k "sister k boobs"
Kyu sheela? Teri jawani itni shant kyu ho gayi hai? Pls come here..
Hay! Admin bhai,how r u?
Hi Admin, Dhiraj , Raj , Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening…….
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hy panchhi yaar or kitne bhav khaogi aa jao na yaar raavan aapko bahoot miss kar rha hai pls jaan aa jao na mai aap jaise pyare frnd ko khona nahi chahta
gd mrng…raavan
Admin bhai ye hisab puri tarah sahi nai hai. Kyuki har month me 4 hi weeks nai hote. Kirpya sahi hisab prastut kar muje apni teacher se puchna ha. Hehehehehe
Antakwadi bhai ji ese to ek aur cheez bhi sahi nahi hai… Mee kaha tha ki badna 50 gassey mare to yaad rakhna ek bar ander jata hai aur bahar ata hai to hehe agar vo 50 gassey marega to 100 baar count hoga.
par chinta na karo esi galtiya main jaan bhuj kar chodta hun.. tum logo ka dimag hehe jokes padd padd ke kharab ho gaya hai usko tej karo
hy sheela jaan kaisi ho maine kal yaar raavanvatika me aapka wait kiya or aap ashokvatika ja pahunchi thodi si missunderstanding ke karn do dil mil nahi paaye aapse milane ki khusi me mai raat bhar so nahi paya subah se shaam tak aapki rah dekhta rha aap nahi aayi bahoot dukh huaa par ab thodi raaht mili hai ki aapne bhi mera wait kiya koi baat nahi agar hmaare dil me sachcha pyar hai to ham dono ko ek hone se koi nahi rok sakta ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oye lofar khan hai tu tera koi cmt nahi aa rha kahin tu bhi koi calculation kar rha hai tu kis ke pas fas gya tha ek hi raat ki calculation me itna time ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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hy rahul kaise ho bhai ye lofar kal raat aapke pas tha ya sexyuncle ke pas tha kahin lofar or sexyuncle ke avaidh sambandh to nahi hain lofar aaj pura din calculation me hi busy hai
ha ha ha ye calculation sabhi ladkiyo ka ana chahiye
Joke samajh me nhi aaya
hi admin ji kaise ho ap?
Rashii tumhari samagh me kaise joks aate hai. R u a kid?
Mere saare frnds mujhe bhul gaye
thnx mujhe bhulne k liye
gudnite
Hi mujhe tumhara email id send karo
DOSTO MAINE PANCHI PAR EK JOKE BNAYA HA
Panchi mai jaanta hu ki tum yahi kahin ho aur nonveg ke joke aur cmmt daity padti ho. Panchi tumhe yaad hoga jab new year ke mauke par maine tumhe missile gift ki thi. Haan vahi loose motion wali misile ab vo muje wapis kar do. Ma ye janta hu ki mere jane ke baad tume us misil ki jarurat aur bi bahut jyada padne lagi hogi. Aur kyu padne lagi hogi ye ma yaha ke dosto ko bta kar tume sarminda nai karna chahta. Plz tum meri majburi ko bi samjo misl bnane ke liye ma aur itne paise kaha se launga.
ravan bhai namaskar kese ho ap,bhai ap ne ab sai kha muje b yai lga ki lofar n sxy uncle ki bitch kuch hai jarur,ho sakta hai sxy uncle ko uski lofargri pasand agai ho or antarvasna ka sheekar ho gaya ho,hehehehehehehehehehe
hahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhu ,sai hai na bhai.hehehe
Hey ravan ab kha miloge….
kya baat hai bhai logo. sab kaha gayab ho gaye? itne kam cmmnts kyo aa rahe hai? dhiraj, jay,ratan, lofar, panchhi, rashii di, sab kaha kho gaye? m missing u. g.n. all frnds
school life:-
wo big gang of fndss
wo boring uniforms
wo cycle se school jaana
wo silly fights
wo teachers kaa naam rekhnaa
wo group photos
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wo roj ki punishment
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wo rocking annual days
so many hands in single lunch box
horrer exams
remarkable marks
terror report card
self parent signature
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wo bechpan kaa pehlaa pyaar
wo summer holidays kaa intejaar
wo aakhri board exam
wo sab kaa bichad jaana
school life is golden life
so fndss
remember ur school dayssss
hiii….@rashiiji…..kaha chupi ho aao???????????kisi ne kidnap to nahi kiyaa aapko???ab jaldi se aake comment de do……….
@rashi baby me tho tje kbi bhul nai sakta,tm mre prvs cmnt dkh lo pta chal jayega ki kon bhula or kon nai,abi tho tmare sth date pe chalne hai dear yad hai na to btao kb chale he he.
@sheela darlng lve u2 baby yar ise acha muje ko apna bf bnalo kam se tmhare sth tho rhata hu hamsa tho kya kyal hai tmhara.hehe.
@panchi n preet misu jan.
@lofar tu ko bhag gaya chal aja ab kuch nai boluga tje ok.hehe.
@gdni8 to al my frnds.
@Rahul chodumal tumne yaad kiya aur lofar hazir hai yar teri bibi b na mujhe aane nahi d rahi thi maine bola k rahul bula raha hai to pta hai kya boli kaun wo bilupt lu¤d wala rahul chodumal maine kaha ha kya karta yar teri bibi to meri jan hai naraz kaise krta
@Rahul chodumal mere dost yar teri yaddast to tere lu¤d ki tarah bilupt ho gayi hai yar. Yar teri bibi bol rahi thi k wo bilupt lu¤d wale rahul chodumal k sath nahi rah sakti to lofar ne usko apne Lu¤d tale panah dedi hai.
@Ravan dear ye admin aur atankwadi dono mil k hamari Panchhi ko khaaa gaye.
Ravan asal me Rahul chodumal aur SexyUncle k najayaz sambandh the but sexyuncle hi hamesha rahul chodumal ki mara karta tha ek baar sexyuncle ne kaha ki tu b to meri mar bt sexyuncle ne paya k rahul chodumal ka to lu¤d hi bilupt ho chuka hai bechara sexyuncle ye sadma bardart nahi kar saka aur khud is site se bilupt ho gaya. Ath sidi Rahul chodumal's bilupt lu¤d katha.
@sabi dost logo ko lofar ka gudnight.
gudmorning frnds, kaise ho ap sb?
Meri pyari behne dikhayi nhi de rahi, kaha ho panchi ji, divya ji, anjali ji, sheela ji,preet ji
thnx arush ji, rahul ji, dev ji mujhe yaad kerne k liye
ratan ji, anshul ji, jay ji, raavan ji, raj bindas,rajesh ji, shallu ji thnx mujhe yaad na kerne k liye
@RANA,RAAVAN,..mhare ko maaf karna..mhare se galti ho gayi.
@Oye jay…itna jaldi kyon mhare bare maa janna chahta ha…thoda sa maasti karne de.
@Oye baki k chhora chhori k haal ha sabke..
@Rashii di, dhiraj aapka bhai lage se thare jaise lovely bena ko kitthe chhodna..tc.
@Baki, malla malo k haal chaal chalan he saabke..tc…mhare jay ki bhootni mahan!..tc.
haha …………………sala
Chudai koi dusra kar raha hoga
Wo baithe culculetion hi karta rh gaya
He friend how r u
Rashili ji tum kaishi ho
Hay im your new friend
he shila hamse koun si vatika me milogi
kafi accha calculatin hai yar thumara
lekin maza nahi aaya ?
nice joke……sameer
kuch jokes ease hote h jinhe jitni baar padha jay utni hasi aati h
ye unme se ek hh
kamaaal ki calculation h
Maths kafi achi h muje koi sikhaega kya kitne km
hi. Yaar kya calculation hai aapki.
MUJHE KOI SAMJHAO PLEZ
Tujhe b 22 km. Tak lena he kya,ha ha ha
Nice jok 22km how long.
hyy guyzz dont be cheap.as u all t and u.knw all of u r getting sins kindly make ur mouth clean first and than makr ut self n image .
Bf mai to 1000 se 3000 tak jhatke lagte hai. Hahahaha