Ladki Ne Kitna Lunn Liya

According To A Survey By William Sexfear

Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,

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Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,

Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50 Gassey (In-Out) Maare,

To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun Liya.

7.5 Inch x 50 Gassey x 3 Din x 4 Hafte x 12 Months x 16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)

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19 Sal Ki Ladki Ki Shadi Ho, Hubby Ka Lun 7.5 Inch Ho, Wo Hafte Me 3 Bar Kare 1 Bari Me 50 Gassy Mare, To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Km Lun Lia

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  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Good morning frndz.
    Hahahahaha….
    Bewkuph santa
    Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub..??
    PRIYA DI aap kaisi hai, busy hai kya. Idhar aap aa b nhi rhi.. Kya bat hai sub acha to hai na..??

  2. Jay says:

    Hi Friends,
    “If Someone Closes His Door On Your Face,
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