Ladkiya Aur Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Kaisi Lag Sakti Hai?

The Joke "Ladkiya Aur Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Kaisi Lag Sakti Hai?" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Double Meaning Jokes, Friendship Jokes, Pappu Jokes, and viewed 222,949 times.

Pappu Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Ghar Lekar Aya Aur Uska Sex Ka Mood Ban Gaya.

Ab Problem Ye Thi Ki Vo Usko Directly Sex Ko Bol Nahi Sakta Tha,

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Dimag Lagaya To Ek Idea Aya, Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhate Hue Bola

Pappu: “Agar Tum 500gm Weight Ek Minute Mein Kam Kar Do To Tum Jyada Sundar Aur Sexy Lagogi

Girlfriend Hairani Se: “Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai?

Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do

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Pappu- Agar Tum 500gm Weight Ek Minute Mein Kam Kar Do To Tum Jyada Sundar Aur Sexy Lagogi. G/f- Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai? Pappu- Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do.

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13 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hmmm uske baad kitne gm ka L ghusayega ??????

  2. deepak says:

    Kya KHUB Kaha h Kisi SHAYAR Ne….
    .
    Ye ZAMIN Ki FITRAT h Ki Har CHIZ Ko Sokh LETI Hai, .
    .
    Varna UNKI Yaad Me Girne WALE Aansuo KA EK ALAG Hi Samundar HOTA..

  3. deepak says:

    Admin bro. Ap ko sonam ji k nmbr chahiye the na..
    Note kr lo..09876543210..
    N plz yr thnx mt bolna..

    1. Admin says:

      deepak par ye to mera number hai ;) hehehehehehe tujhe kidhar se mila

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  4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Not gud…
    Waise b pappu to tharki hai hi ….!!!
    Hahahaha:-)..

  5. Rotsfire says:

    saala tharki!! Papu
    direct bolna chahiye tha na
    tera bhi khun garam mera bhi khun garam!!chal mil ke dhanda kar lete hai!!!! Kya

  6. panchhy says:

    hehehe
    Hello frnds
    Kese ho sb?

  7. naina says:

    panchhy i m fine aap bhut kam comments krte ho? and joke is not so good as 500 gm in clothes impossible!

    1. panchhy says:

      naina ab karugi roz cment ab exames khatam ho chuke h aur vacation chal rha h to free hu

    2. Alok Gupta says:

      Kapde pahna karo naina g. Apne aap pata chal jayega.

    3. Sameer jain says:

      Hi.frnds::::::::::::::: how r u******>>>**<<<***

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Thik hai

  9. Mausam says:

    pappu is very khatarnaak item,pakaa haraami he ye pappu.

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