Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?

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Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
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7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.

Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Main Kya Karu?

Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai

Hindi Version

सात साधु सात चटाई के ऊपर बैठे थे.

एक आदमी ने आके बड़े साधु से पूछा: "बाबा, लड़किया सेक्स नहीं करती मैं क्या करू?"

साधु छोटे साधु से: "ओये, एक और चटाई लगा भाई के लिए, आज से ये भी हमारे साथ है"

SMS / One Liner Version

7 Sadhu Chtayi Pe Bethe The. 1 Admi Ne Bade Sdhu Se Pucha: Baba, Ldkiya Chut Nahi Deti. Sdhu Chote Sdhu Se: 1 Or Chtayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye

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Comments

46 Comments

  1. Nand says:

    Non veg

  2. kapil says:

    faad dali sale ki

  3. Honey Singh Badshah says:

    Jai ho baba ji ki. If choot ka prasad mile to bata dena admin

    1. admin says:

      Honey, Hehehehe main khud vo parsad dhund raha hun, actually vo milta to bahut hai par hehe sab jutha hota hai.

  4. ravi says:

    ab ho gaye 8 ajoobey… gud one

  5. ravi says:

    admin mere jokes post kar do yaar mile ya nhi

    latest wala jo bheja he uska naam h- ab humari baari he

    1. admin says:

      Ravi, Joke mil gaya hai and usko modify kar raha hun language achi si bana ke dalunga

  6. sunny says:

    saaly sadhu ke gamd mar de

  7. Raja mastana says:

    Admin yaar mujhe yukti ya renu ki choot dila do

    1. admin says:

      Raja bhai, joke likhna acha kam hai. Mujhe vi hi karne do na. Kyu dalla bana rahe ho hehehe

  8. Tami says:

    Sadhu ko choot ki talash h na… Meri choot free h…

  9. Daku says:

    Mast joke hai yaar par mujhe ye smajh nahi aaya ki wo gp road kyon nahi gaye.he he he he he

    1. admin says:

      Daku, vo GB road isliye nahi gye coz vahan pese lagte hai

  10. sunny says:

    bhai mera naam use mat ker……main itna famous bhi nahi hua hu……..

  11. nomi says:

    i hope u like that.bye

  12. Night rider says:

    lund itna bra karo, ki apni he gand me dalkar so jao.

  13. nomi says:

    sadhu bna wo jisne khana kmana chor diya
    gigolo bna wo jisne choot se roji roti ka nata jor liya
    randi bani wo gisne burger me hi choot dena sikh liya
    admin bna wo gisne chodne se jyda lund choot pr joke bnana sikh liya

    1. admin says:

      Nomi, u r right dear par tumhe kya pata maine chod chod ke hi experience liya ho or fir jokes likhe ho.

      Anyway sher achha thha

  14. Rosy says:

    Bechara nightrider!

  15. nomi says:

    YAR MERA JOKE MILA.

  16. Night rider says:

    ROSY MERA ITEREST TO AB BHE CHUDAI ME HAI,BCZ I HAVE MANY FUDIS OK,YE ON KE LIYE JINHE CHUT NHI MILTI.TUM DENA CHATI HO TO MOST WELCOME.

  17. Lalit says:

    Fadu jok he.

  18. nagesh says:

    good joke, aise hi sadhu bane rahe to kuchh dino ke bad homo ban jayenge

  19. ragini says:

    hi nomi, wah-wah kya sher hai

  20. Rosy says:

    Ok iska mtlb social service kar rahe ho. Naa bhai, i m nt interestd in social wrk.

  21. PLAYBOY says:

    EK NO. JOKE BEEDU…

  22. PLAYBOY says:

    HI TAMI WSSUP…

  23. sunny says:

    abe tera naam sunny he to may kay karu mera b sunny he

    1. sunny says:

      bhai tu bhi sunny main bhi sunny.
      lekin mere comment me tere karan lafada ho raha h n teri meri soch me jamin aasman ka fark hoga….enjoy ker yaar…admin problam solve ker dost

      1. admin says:

        Sunny bhai aap nam ke aage singh laga lijiye na. Ya apna full name use kr lijiye s**ya singh wala.

  24. Jack says:

    Sunny Tum Dono Judwa Hoo ?:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):)

  25. dhama says:

    hey bhagwaaann……………..

  26. Rana says:

    Ladkiyan choot nahi deti to unki gaand maro chatai pe baith ke time barbad mat karo

  27. varun says:

    bahkt jano bin mange is sansaar mein kuch nahi milta so mangna sikho

  28. nikhil says:

    ye jhooth hai jo ye kahte h ki ladakiyan choot nhi deti dil man se try karoge toh tere ko hi degi kisi aur ko nhi …. tujhse gher pe bula-2 k chudayegi ye mere khud ka anubhav h nishi k sath .

    bus choot chatana aur chodna aana chihiye mere dost ……

  29. Jitu says:

    Nikhil jii m apke vicharo se sahmat hu, agar ham dil se mangte h to jarur milta, mene b kai ladkiyo ko choda h. Bas thoda mind use kro sab kuch easy h. Ladkiya aakar chudwati h.

  30. yukti says:

    nice jokes

  31. vedant says:

    yukti you are nice too

  32. priyanka says:

    yaar accha joke tha…..par suna hua hai

  33. upen says:

    oye nomi tu to apne no.de de .. Ctai wale baba apne aap contect kr lenge.

  34. Suman says:

    Solid hai yaar.Swarg ka sukh aasani thode hi milta hai.

  35. modern jatt says:

    hiii…suman

    1. suman says:

      mujhe ladkiya dekhate hi kuch kuch hota h dil karta h chodane ka

  36. jat says:

    suman rani jawab do to

  37. vijay says:

    hi girls plese choot give me plese

  38. mili says:

    ok

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