Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?

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Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye

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  1. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo admin bro ki haal chal ne tere, han bhai naresh kivie hain khed di hai kato phulan te, hlo jay hw r u dude, namaskar pyare mohan ji, j panchhi kaha gayi mar udaari ni guggie mar udaari, hye rashii yaar tumhare pehle exam ka khatam hone ka pata nahi chala aur exam phir se start, hlo dhiraj jay ko chodna mat, hlo shivendra hw r u bro, hlo pysco-the-rapist kya haal chal hai tumhara nahi tumhare patient ka ha ha ha, hlo savita bhabhi business man k trip wali story me secretery tum hi to nahi thi kya, hlo wanted bhai kaise ho, aur jin-jin frnds k naam rah gaye ho un sab ko heartbeat ki pyar bhari sat shri akal, hlo, namste, salam walekum

  2. Dhiraj says:

    ab mallika didi bataengi ki khane peene ki cheejo ko jaroor dhakna chahiye but jis bhi bartan se dhaken woh saaf aur pardarshe hone chahiye…he he!!.

    ab bechare sallu miya aadhe sahmat dikhai dete hai….haan bhai khana dhako par kam se kam neeche ka part dikhna nai chaheye.

    hashmi jee ayenge..bolenge hey sallu mera khana kanha hai ab tak to tandha ho gaya hoga..

    mallika jee ander se nahi jee aa jao khana garam hai..sallu ji se kah diya tha ki aap ane wale hai toh thoda khana garm karke chale jaega…ha ha ha ha ha!!

  3. Jay says:

    Hey dosto !!!!!!!

    "Pappu ki Insult ho gayi"

    Pappu ke Class me ek Ladki miniskirt pahan ke aayi thhi

    Uski pen gir gayi wo usko uthane ke liye jhuki ke etane me.

    Pappu ko mouka mil gaya aur usne Ladki ki Gand me ungali ghused diya….

    Ladki piche mud kar Muskurate huyi boli:___________

    Pappu utani hi TATTI nikalna jitana ki Khaa sako…..

    Class ke sare bacche ….hehehehehe ….karke hasne lagey .

    Ye dekhkar Pappu sarminda ho gaya.

    Aaj pahli baar school me Pappu ki Insult ho gayi……

    1. Admin says:

      abe hehehe uske bad ki bat to bata ki pappu bola… yaar mene g#nd mein nahi Ch0#t mein ungli di thhi.. pahle dekh to liya kar ki mera hath kidhar tha…

      aur rahi bat tatti ki to vo piche bethe jay ko khila dene ka

  4. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ but bhai maine dekhaa hai ki noida sector – 120,121,119 sb main ladkiya nd mahila apni dupatta se sirf apna face dhakti boobs nahi !

    @ heartbeat main v thik hu nd mera paitent v theek hai !

    @ hey banjara kahi dikhata nahi hai !

    @ rashhi g kya ho raha hia aal kl ?

    @ panchhi g aap log to vul hee gvaye ho es phychology(luc) ko !

    @ divya gussa me ho kya tum g ?

    @ ye pankaj ko kya ho gaya kuch km dikh raha hai ?

    @

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