Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?

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Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se

Teacher: “Wo Kaise

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye

Hindi Version

टीचर ने क्लास में पप्पू से पूछा

टीचर: "बताओ लड़किया दुपट्टा क्यों पहनती है?"

पप्पू: "मैडम जी, साइंस की वजह से"

टीचर: "वो कैसे"

पप्पू: "क्यूंकि साइंस भी इस बात को मानती है की खाने पीने की चीज़ो को ढक कर रखना चाहिए"

SMS / One Liner Version

Teacher- Btao Lakiyan Dupata Kyu Phanti Ha? P: Science Ki Wjah Se, Kyu K Science B Is Bat Ko Manti Hai, K Khane Pine K Chizon Ko Dhanp Kr Rkhna Chahiye

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Comments

29 Comments

  1. Lovely says:

    Awesome..hats off..

    1. raj says:

      lovly maine apne lund ka cover hata diya h ise apne bur me chhupa lo ye bi to tmhare pine ki chij h

      1. manoj says:

        lovely se katwayega kya

  2. Jay says:

    Arey wah!!!! Pappu ko to Science ki bhi bahut jaankari hai…….hehehehe

  3. ishu says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………..waise pappu khaya kya jata hai,piya kya jata hai?

    1. Rock says:

      Ab pappu bechara hi btayega sab kuch toh hum bhi bta denge dear

  4. Heartbeat says:

    Aare wah pappu kafi hoshiyaar ho gaye ho beta

  5. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo admin bro ki haal chal ne tere, han bhai naresh kivie hain khed di hai kato phulan te, hlo jay hw r u dude, namaskar pyare mohan ji, j panchhi kaha gayi mar udaari ni guggie mar udaari, hye rashii yaar tumhare pehle exam ka khatam hone ka pata nahi chala aur exam phir se start, hlo dhiraj jay ko chodna mat, hlo shivendra hw r u bro, hlo pysco-the-rapist kya haal chal hai tumhara nahi tumhare patient ka ha ha ha, hlo savita bhabhi business man k trip wali story me secretery tum hi to nahi thi kya, hlo wanted bhai kaise ho, aur jin-jin frnds k naam rah gaye ho un sab ko heartbeat ki pyar bhari sat shri akal, hlo, namste, salam walekum

    1. Shivendra says:

      M fine nd wat abt u?

  6. Dhiraj says:

    ab mallika didi bataengi ki khane peene ki cheejo ko jaroor dhakna chahiye but jis bhi bartan se dhaken woh saaf aur pardarshe hone chahiye…he he!!.

    ab bechare sallu miya aadhe sahmat dikhai dete hai….haan bhai khana dhako par kam se kam neeche ka part dikhna nai chaheye.

    hashmi jee ayenge..bolenge hey sallu mera khana kanha hai ab tak to tandha ho gaya hoga..

    mallika jee ander se nahi jee aa jao khana garam hai..sallu ji se kah diya tha ki aap ane wale hai toh thoda khana garm karke chale jaega…ha ha ha ha ha!!

  7. Shivendra says:

    Pappu ki teacher padhati kam hai aur pappu se padhti jyada hai, is teacher se to milna padega.

  8. Ranjit kumar says:

    pappu aap bhi doodh pite or khate hai

  9. Jay says:

    Hey dosto !!!!!!!

    "Pappu ki Insult ho gayi"

    Pappu ke Class me ek Ladki miniskirt pahan ke aayi thhi

    Uski pen gir gayi wo usko uthane ke liye jhuki ke etane me.

    Pappu ko mouka mil gaya aur usne Ladki ki Gand me ungali ghused diya….

    Ladki piche mud kar Muskurate huyi boli:___________

    Pappu utani hi TATTI nikalna jitana ki Khaa sako…..

    Class ke sare bacche ….hehehehehe ….karke hasne lagey .

    Ye dekhkar Pappu sarminda ho gaya.

    Aaj pahli baar school me Pappu ki Insult ho gayi……

    1. Admin says:

      abe hehehe uske bad ki bat to bata ki pappu bola… yaar mene g#nd mein nahi Ch0#t mein ungli di thhi.. pahle dekh to liya kar ki mera hath kidhar tha…

      aur rahi bat tatti ki to vo piche bethe jay ko khila dene ka

  10. aki says:

    wah babaji .nice joke ,yar

    lagta hai papu paas ho jaega abki bar ,hahahahahaha

  11. Dhiraj says:

    @dil ki dhadkan uff! heartbeat…jay ko main kaise chhod sakta hoon usne mujhe itni tight se jo pakAd rakha hai. ha ha!

  12. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ but bhai maine dekhaa hai ki noida sector – 120,121,119 sb main ladkiya nd mahila apni dupatta se sirf apna face dhakti boobs nahi !

    @ heartbeat main v thik hu nd mera paitent v theek hai !

    @ hey banjara kahi dikhata nahi hai !

    @ rashhi g kya ho raha hia aal kl ?

    @ panchhi g aap log to vul hee gvaye ho es phychology(luc) ko !

    @ divya gussa me ho kya tum g ?

    @ ye pankaj ko kya ho gaya kuch km dikh raha hai ?

    @

    1. pankaj says:

      hello dil ki dharkan, humare kum dikhne ki wajh se chalo tumhe hamari yaad to aayi…
      hw rr uuuuuuu….?

  13. Sudhir says:

    Meri gf dupatta boobs ke upar neck pe rakhti hai to meri sehad kharab ho jati hai

    1. Sneha says:

      To bhaiya g apni najre jarra sambhal k rakho..

  14. rahul says:

    pregnant karne ke liye sex kab karna chahiye

    1. Admin says:

      Raat ko

  15. Sneha says:

    CHEE tum sab kitne gande ho..

  16. kaju says:

    nice joke

  17. sandeep says:

    hello friend,

    lakin yaar ye bhi to socho ki agar khane peene ki cheez dhak kar rakhengi to unhi khane walo ke muh me pehle se paani kaise aayega

  18. rahemaan says:

    pappu ab jawan ho gaya hai bhai

  19. shail says:

    apne santre ko nichodne sa bachane k liya

  20. shail says:

    Kyuki ya choli daman ka sath hota hai

  21. Deepak Bisht says:

    achha hai

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