Ladkiya Taadne Ka Best Tarika

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Santa Roj Ek Doctor Ke Clinic Ke Bahar Khada Ho Ke Ladkiya Dekha Karta Thha.

Doctor Is Baat Se Bahut Pareshan Ho Gaya Thha, Aur Logo Ne Shikayat Karna Bhi Shuru Kar Diya.

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Ek Din Doctor Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur 5 6 Thapar Laga Ke Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Koi Sharam Haya Hai Ya Nahi, Yaha Khada Ho Ke Roj Aati Jati Ladkiyo Ko Dekhta Hai

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55 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    shayad ye joke isi site me khi pada hai

    @admin bro, dekho naraz n hona bt mujhe lagta hai ki tum glt kr rhe ho. koi jaruri nhi ki kisi family k saare member ki soch ek saman ho. yadi kisi baat pr bahash ho jaye to kisi ek ko ekdm se ghar se nikal dena kaha tk shi hai? yadi wo khud v ghar chod kr jaye to use nazar andaz nhi kr sakte. is site k sabhi user ise apni family ki trah mante hai bro. ek baar sochna jarur.

    1. Admin says:

      Jaldi hi aap logo ko pata chal jayega ki maine thik socha ya galat

      1. Wanted says:

        mai kuch smjha nhi bro, jara detail me bataoge plz

      2. N.khan says:

        wanted ji jarur nahi ki admin naye2 joke site pe daale but usse agar aap ko koi problem h to aap he laiye naye joke site pe bheje meri baat ka bura mat manna admin kosis to karta h apan ko khush karne ki so admin bhai no problem kabhi2 purane joke ko rply karna padta h.

      3. pankaj says:

        admin bro….jaldi hi kyaa pata chal jayega…???? kahi tu hamse tang aakar sucide karne to nahi ja rahaaaaa……..hehehehehehe, aisa naa sochiyoooo mere bhai…….m tera peecha marne ke baad bhi nahi chodne wala……..hehehehe

        1. Admin says:

          Hmmm vo to pata hai sale gay

      4. Samir says:

        Yar admn
        m tumhari bato s bilkul shmt hu,,aur yar tumhe bar bar kisi ko safayi dene ki jarurat nhi h
        yar tumne jo kuch rashi bola tha bilkul shi bola tha,,,
        AUR plizzzzz yar ish tarah k topic ko bnd karo,,,jitni bara ish topic pr bhs hoga outni bar tumhare jakhm hare honge

        JPR

        1. Admin says:

          Sure brother isi vajah se main do din se koi comment aprove nhi kar jismein koi usko bula raha ho

  2. aki says:

    old joke yar ek dum ghisssaaaaaaaaaaa hua

    1. pankaj says:

      aki yaaar tujhe to sab kuch ghissa hua hi lagta hai……..hehehehehehehe

  3. Mansi Tiwari says:

    Joke suna hua hai…. Hi friends h r u????

    1. N.khan says:

      mansi ji ye joke apne suna nahi is site pe read kya hoga i m fine and you

    2. pankaj says:

      tiwari ji…….joke suna hua hai….lekin sunaane wala to nayaa hai na…just enjoyyyyy… hehehehe

      1. wimple says:

        Hiii yar ye joks bht class h na

    3. Samir says:

      Mansi ji
      jara idhar soonye to,,mai samir hu,,yad aaya kuch,apne BOLA tha ki m soch k bata oungi,kya socha apne mere bare me, jara bataye to
      kya karengi mujhse dosti

      JPR

    4. Princy says:

      Hi mansi i m princy , ur new friend. This is for u- without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my answer cell waste,and without ur smile my sms waste! And@ Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart, you will always remain. Earth want water, flower wants dew, i want nothing but a smile from you. Ok bay take care

  4. Princy says:

    This joke is so old na! Mujhe 1 baat samajh mein nahi aayi ke yeh jay or deeraj ka kya relation hein , ye dono to ladke hein. Kya koi mujhe bata sakta hai?

    1. pankaj says:

      yaa pricy..i m tlling y…….jay aur dhiraj ka relation waisa hai jo pazame ka nade kesaath, choli ka daman ke saath,bhains ka dudhiya ke saath, tv ka saas bahu serial ke saath ,sharukh ka karn johar ke saath aur finaaly aalu ka samose ke saath hota hai…..matbal wo dono bahut achche frnd hai……aur kuch nahi…..hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    2. savita says:

      Hello Princy yaar tumne abhi tak dostana movie nahi dekhi kya?
      Just watch n Grow up.

    3. Khan says:

      Princy daily is site par aate rahoge toh pata chal jayega ke jay aur dhiraj ka kya relation hai in dono mein itna gehra DOSTANA kyu hai..

  5. panchhi says:

    boy's morning prayer:Radhe Radhekudi fasade.Hare murari mile kuwari.Jai hanumanpat jaye meri jaan.Wahe guru da khalsaek soni kudi di lalsa.

    1. Cobra says:

      haha mast hai

      Panchhi chhi chhi

      1. panchhi says:

        kya chhi chhi

    2. pankaj patel says:

      ladki-

      mat chhed ladki ko paap hoga,

      ek din tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap hoga.

      Ladka-

      Bhagwan kare tera kahena sachha ho,

      Mauze baap kahe voh bachha tera ho.

      1. panchhi says:

        class room is a train! 1st -2nd benches r reserved 4 VIP Nxt 2 benches r general coach. Then,Last 2 benches r very demanded!! 4 "SLEEPER COACH"

    3. pankaj patel says:

      which seat u want to reserve 4 u? Last bench

      Than u will b done

      L.L.B > Loard of the Last Bench

      1. panchhi says:

        yup last banch hahaha bt i will do mba- member of bad activities hehehe

    4. pankaj patel says:

      u r doing MBA, very good, but i think
      MBA means- Married But Available

  6. pankaj says:

    @ admin khush hoja…purane dost waaps aakar sorry bol rahe hai……wo bhi online…………ab kyaa karega……..hehehehe

  7. panchhi says:

    hehehe had krta h santa tu

  8. Sweetheart(:D) says:

    ohh! shit! princy why r u asking that same question again n again….???…stop asking this question… em in his heart…he is my HoneyHeart..n…em his SweetHeart….so i pray u leave dis topic…plzzzzz!!.

  9. chand266 says:

    old joke

  10. Sweetheart(:D) says:

    @admin,..m angry frm…u..n dont ask why???

    1. Admin says:

      kyunki tumhari didi ki main care nahi kar raha isliye

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    @MANSI ji..savita theek kehti hai aap dostana movie dekh lo aap ko pata chal jayega JAY aur DHEERAJ ke bich kya relation hai…ab ye mat puchana ki ABHISEK kaun hai aur JOHN kaun hai….baki tum khud samjhdaar ho……

    @PRINCy ..dear mansi me kya rakha hai hum se dosti kar lo…

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    @PRINCY ji aap actress bananaa chahti hain badi khusi ki baat hai..me chahta hu ki aap ka ye sapna zarur pura ho…lekin agar kabhi director aapko two piece me pose dene ko kahe to..aap muje hi order dena ..meri ladies undergarments ki dukan hai…..

    @sameer bhai thanx for suggestion..lekin bhai me to ladkiyo se no. nhi mangta kabhi ,..kaun mangta hai soch le….aur yaar zindgi ka asli maja to ladkiyo me hi chipa hai fir kyu na ladkiyo ko yaad kiya jaye….mene galat to nhi kaha na…

    1. Samir says:

      Abe kapil da khubsurat chhaura

      jara mujhe 42 size ka BRA dena,aur ye mt puchna ki meri gf ka itna bara kaise ho gya,he he mere hath ka kamal h yar,,aur yar Bra jalidar ho,,taki is se thandi thandi hawa ja ske,,aur golgappa ka bra m dum n ghute

      aur yar mera nam aise likha kr

      SAMIR

      JPR

  13. Sweetheart(:D) says:

    @admin,..not di matter…it was da matter about u used the word called…"sale *ayin where u commentd on pankys cmmnt he did on u…ok!!…..n for di matter if C has little bit of love left inside of her heart 4 us …den definitly C will comment..thats it..tc..gn…bye..

    1. Admin says:

      jo b bola samaj nahi aya

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      ohhh my sweetheart kya bol rhi h tu aur kiske bare me bol rhi ho jara hindi me batana

      abe admin bro isko kya ho gaya be achanak se heheheh sala do din baad nvg me aaya v to pehla cmt padhkar chakra gaya

    3. pankaj says:

      sweety aunty..hehehehe hindi m likho na ye commnt, admin ki aur meri english week hai..hehehe nahi to bheemraaj se translet karwana padega ……hahaha

  14. Samir says:

    Abe lodu kapil

    tu khna kya chahta h be,admin sbse no mangte rhta,,tu bekar m apne ap ko admn ka dost khta rhta,tu avi tk admn ko phchan nhi paya,,barna tu itni bari baten nhi khta,TU sayad janta h ki admn sirf majak m no mangta h,aur kuch nhi,,aur to kabhi kabhi ye v bat lrkiyon s khta h,,baba se milo sare kam bn jayenge,,iska kya mtlb h,kuch samjh,ya aur samjha oun

    JPR

    1. Admin says:

      Samir kisi ko kabhi samjhane ka koi fayda nahi hai…. jiska dil dimag mein jo baat bass jaye vo bass jaati hai..

      vese kapil mere ko achi tarha janta hai pata nahi usne ye baat kyu kahi.. Hogi uski b koi soch iske piche

  15. kapil the cute boy says:

    @samir tuje me samjhdaar samjhta tha…abe mera ishara ADMIN ki taraf nhi tha..mera to is or dhyan hi nhi gaya ki ADMIN ladkiyo se no. b mangta hai kyuki me aise comment kam hi padta hu jin ki starting me mera naam na ho kyuki mere paas itna time hi nhi hota…bas ek sarsari nigaah se comment dekh leta hu…aise hi dekhte huye muje laga ki tune MANSI se no.manga tha..jab mansi ne apni problem batayi thi….mera ishara teri hi or tha bich me ADMIN ko na ghasit…aur jaha tak ADMIN ko jannane ki baat hai..to use me tuj se behtar aur tuj se kafi pehle se janta hu…..tuje to yha aaye huye kuch hi time hua hai…yakin nhi to khud puch le ADMIN se…wo muje aur me use acchi tarah janta hu….agar me use bhala bura b kahu to use fark nhi padhne ka…isliye ADMIN ko lekar muje samjhane ki jarurat nhi hai my dear…..

    1. Admin says:

      haan haan bhonsdi ke kutte hamara yaarana to bahut purana hai tabhi tu mujhe apna No de deta hai roj sale :((

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        bas ek no. pe hi khtm kar di dosti tune….no. diya hai mene tuje kai baar….tera no. b nhi lagta……..

        1. Admin says:

          hehehe majak kar rha hun tere k mirchi lagva ke maja aata hai

    2. Samir says:

      abe kapil da khubsurat chhaura

      maine kb kisi lrki s no manga be,

      hmmm

      agar tune mujhe wo cmnts dikha diya jisme maine mansi s no manga hu,,to ye samir ka wada h jitna marji ho gand mar liya,

      bt agr tune dikha na paya to mai tujhe ,,SANDA,, ka tel lga k itna gand marunga ki tu ouske bad hr kisi ka cmnts achi tarah s read kr payega,,yad rakhiyo,,

      aur yar jb tu syt p aaya tha na tb tera nam kapil dev hua krta tha,,bt admn ne hi tujhe ahsas krwaya ki tera gand bahut hi cute he he tb s tune apne nam hi rkh liya,

      KAPIL the cute boy

      aur yar sayad tere s kuch jyada hi purana user hu,,

      JPR

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    he he he

  17. Sweetheart(:D) says:

    Hey everybody my BOYFRIEND is missing can anybody tell me where is he????…help me please i cant live without him for a single milisecond….come back baby where r u…mujhse raha nahi jaa raha…if u will not come i will search some other body….plzz come soon…i cant wait….help meeeeeeeeeee!!…ur sweetheart:(..

    1. pankaj says:

      sweety aunty , theek se check karo wahi hoga jaha per aap apna mobile bhul jati ho aksar…hehehe

      ring karke dekho…..ander se wo hi fone uthayega……….hehehehehe

      kyu admin theek kaha na…….

      yaad kar wo joke "mobile dhundhne ka best tareeka" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    2. Shivendra says:

      Tumhe boyfrnd chahiye ya playboy

  18. Sweetheart(:D) says:

    hey mr pankaj mind ur business ok…ek to mera boyfriend miss ho gaya hai..aur in logo ko majak sujha hai…nonsense…
    janu whr u…come back…..tum mere ho…agar tumne kisi aur k saath rangrailiya banai to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga…hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!…damit!!..bullshit!!

    1. pankaj says:

      sweatheart ji, wo sab to theek hai, m apna bussiness theek se kar raha hu….hehehe

      lekin aapne waha nahi dekha use , jaha mane kaha tha…….hehehehe

  19. yasin says:

    good joke

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