Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas Pass Dots Kyu Hai?

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Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha.

Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?

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Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse.

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Ques- Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain? Ans- Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo K Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Me Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse

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36 Comments

  1. Princy says:

    Hi friends, remember me or not

    1. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

      Lo g kabutri b aa gayi

      1. Jay says:

        D.j. yaar ye kabutari nahi hai. Ye to Bulbul hai jo kisi ke kaid me he nahi aati hai :P

    2. Wanted says:

      PRINCY hehehehehe

  2. Priya says:

    achha ji…

    1. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

      Hlo preeto ji

  3. deleted says:

    Hello admin
    26 Jan ki chutti san dosto ko Mubarak Ho …abhi se hi

  4. deleted says:

    Taras Taras ke roz baraste

    hain mere aansu….

    Ae mere dosto

    Ke aaj ek or raat guzar gai usko yaad karte karte..

  5. deleted says:

    Rehte hain saath saath main

    aur meri tanhai,

    Kartey hain raaz ki baat

    main aur meri tanhai.

    Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheed me, Kartey hain basar raat main aur meri tanhai..

    Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chhor jaaye saath, Lekin rahenge saath sada main aur meri tanhai.

    Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum, Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai.

    Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se, Kartey hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai..

    Tum ko rakhenge saath zeenat bana ke ghar ki, Reh jaayein phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai.

    1. sonam says:

      bohot acha likha he…mujh bohot psnd aaya……..

  6. Shoaib says:

    Hi, ADMIN Mene kal hi nonvegjokes apni email id pe activate kiya tha
    mujhe use deactivate karne ke liye kya karna hoga

    1. Admin says:

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  7. ArusH says:

    Namaste babaji well seT HEHEHE

  8. Himanshu the don says:

    Lakin andha to anda ha jo dekh hi nai sakta vo pade ga kaise? Hehe babaji ne apne bakt ko asani se ullu bna dia.

    1. Admin says:

      himanshu. …. chinta na karo koi idhar ka user tujhe samjhda dega… baba kabhi b apne bkahto ko bevkoof nahi banate

    2. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

      Himanshu wo to aankho se aandhe ki baat kar raha par tu akal se aandha kab ho giya , braille naam ke scientist ne ek lipi ka aavishkar kiya jise braille lipi ka naam diya giya jisme har ek cheez dots me likhi hoti hai jise aandha adami chu kar mehsus kar ta hai ki je konsa akshar hai, maan lo
      a = . , p = :
      ab agar braille lipi me aisa likha ho
      . . :
      to aanda samaj jayega ki ye
      AAP
      likha hua hai ab samje kya

      1. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

        Aur is braille lipi ki wajha se na jane kitne hi aandhe scientist, proffesor etc. Kitni hi post ‘s pe kaam kar rahe hai ab samje ki nahi

      2. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

        Himanshu bhai braille lipi ka sabse bhadiya example jise aandhe hi nahi tere aur mere jaise sabhi dono sahi salamat aankho wale braille lipi ko use karte hai wo hai humari INDIAN CURRENCY karib-2 har note par braille lipi ka paryog hota hai taki aandhe unki pehchan kar sake par hum 2 aankho wale b 500 aur 1000 rupee ka note check karne me braile lipi use karte hai jaise ki RESERVE BANK OF INDIA aur LEFT SIDE CORNER ME BNA 500 ka figure unko hum saparsh karke je yakin karte hai ki wo asli hai ki nakli

    3. Cobra says:

      Bhai Brail lipi andhon ke liye hi hota hai…
      use vo pad sakte hai.

    4. Lalitmangla says:

      Abe gadhe brail lipi andho ke padne ki bhasha hai jisme sign ..ed ke nishan hote hain jis per hath fer ker wo use padte hain agar ab bhi nahi samjha to tu blind school main admishan lele wo bata denge

  9. Jay says:

    Thanx Baba ji, Mere v mind me yahi Ques. thha lekin Aapne Ans. de diya. Thanx again n gud night.

  10. Jay says:

    Good Night 2 all of u frnds !!

  11. Jay says:

    @ Admin bhai ye recent comments ka options nahi mil raha hai. Jabki mast joke me dikhayi de raha hai Kya nvg se usko hata diya hai ?

    1. Admin says:

      :O abe hai to uper sabse right side mein aata hai

  12. Ramo says:

    @himansu yar ando ki ek language hoti hai jo dots mein liki jate hai aur dots par fingers se touch kar padi jati hai un mein bhi abc jaisi lang. Hoti hai @admin sahi kah raha hai bevkoof nai bana nai hi main bana raha hu
    jakin nahi toh koy aur user bata dega

  13. Jay says:

    @Dhiraj, gud night ..!

  14. Ramo says:

    Admin veer ji vota aan valeya ne koy vota te joke banayo baba saxidas ji de bahut fans ne ohnu vota ch kadha kardo main vote pa devanga te baki user v pa denge te chon nisan v koy vadiya jeha rakiyo

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehe Ramo ji jarur yaar is baar vichar karange te jarur koi na koi hall kadd levange.. par tu punjabi vich gall keeti hai ye ethe deya users nu samajh nahiyo auni.

      :p

  15. Jay says:

    H@ppy R€pub£ic D@¥

    Dosto Aap sabhi ko 26 Jan ki dher sari Hardik Shubhkamanaye ! !

  16. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    **H@þþ¥ R€þúߣìç Dä¥ ** Friends..
    GOOD MORNING DOSTO

  17. deleted says:

    @ admin , tu te ramo ki samajhde ne hor kisi ji Punjabi maaboli,aaundi ni….

    1. Admin says:

      Hehe tujhe to bhul hi gaya tha main. Mujhe laga ki ab tu thik ho gaya hai shayad ab na aaya kare.

  18. amar@priya.com says:

    hi frends gud mrng , hi priya. i m amar. how r u

  19. himNshu says:

    busss karoo kaminoooo ma samah
    j gya.

  20. Ramo says:

    Jaha par bahut se punjabi agar kisi ko samaj nai aya to wo admin req. Karle admin hindi mein bata dega main bhi bata deta par bar bar purane cmt. Kolna muskil hota par admin ko to har cmt. Ka notifi. Ata hai

  21. AYESHA says:

    ACHHA

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