Ladkiyo Ko Satisfaction Kitne Lambe Se Hoti Hai?

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William Sexfear Ka Kahna Hai Ke

Kewal 2.5 Inches Kafi Hai Kisi Ladki Ko Satisfy Karne Ke Liye,

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Aur Ye ATM Card Ki Lambayi Hai, Dimag Ki Soch Ko Saaf Rakho.

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According To William Sexfear- Kewal 2.5 Inches Kafi Hai Kisi Ladki Ko Satisfy Karne Ke Liye, Aur Ye ATM Card Ki Lambayi Hai, Dimag Ki Soch Ko Saaf Rakho.

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45 Comments

  1. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Boy and Girl alone in a car….
    grl:- aaj me tumhe wo jagah dikahungi jaha se mera doodh aata hai…!!!!!
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    boy gets excited..:D
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    grl:- wo dekho KRISHNA DAIRY…:P:P
    hamesa ganda hi socho tum log

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hmmmm…..
    Hehehehehe….

  3. पीपल वाले बाबा says:

    धन्य हो बाबा आप,,, वाह क्या बात कही है आपने मजा आ गया …….

    @Jay ♥ बच्चा कमाल हो गया तुम्हारे गांड मराने वाले बीमारी का इलाज मैंने खोज निकाला..
    जंगल के दुर्लभ जड़ी बूटी और कुत्ते के लंड के खाल को पीपल के पेड़ के निचे बैठ कर ‌‍पीसने पर ये दावा तैयार हुई है.
    रोज रात को सोने से पहले हल्का गरम दूध मुह से पियो और जिससे तुम गांड मराने वाले हो उसके लंड के सूपाडे पे ये दावा लगा के १ साल तक गांड मराओ तुम्हारी बीमारी जादू की तरह गायब हो जायेगी .

    *बोलो पीपल वाले बाबा की जय *

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      bhai tum kaun ho jo jay bro ke g ke piche hath dho ke pare ho,,

      1. Mr. Bachelor says:

        Mujhe to ye samir lagta hai

      2. Himanshu.The.DON says:

        Right bachlor mujhe b ye samir hi lagta. Kyuki samir b gay ha. Hehe

    2. Anuj says:

      abe hahahahahehehehehehhehehehehehe पीपल वाले बाबा to Jay ke piche Gand dho pad gye hai hehehehehhehehehehhehe
      lagta hai iss baar jay ka ilaaj ho jayega :p

  4. Niteshsomesay says:

    Hehehehe……:-
    baba……..

  5. Prity saxena says:

    2.5 inch se kuch nahi ho ga 2.5 inch dalne par jo 10-10 inch ke nikalange ladaki unase satisfy hogi .jhantu hai sexfear ka farmula.hi friendr i know today i m late because problem is this that i belong which area where light available only 8 hours .it came a heavy storm here so electrity got fail and my cellfone was discharge since yesterday.and happy mother’s day all of you .aaj deleted ke coments se pata chala hame bhi yad karne bale hai yaha.happy journy to mr.deleted .and dear admine how r u ?what’ going on?

    1. deepak says:

      or vo 10- 10 inch k nikalne k liye pahle 2.5 inch ka dalna padega…hehehehe….

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        kabhi aisi b condition hoti hai ,ki 2.5 inch ka dalne ke bad b kuch nhi nikalta….

      2. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

        Aur 6 inch ka dalne k baad to 9 mahine me niklta h 12 inch ka…

    2. Matrix says:

      Ye preeti saxena savita bhabhi hai na?

  6. deepak says:

    Thnx admin bro.

  7. Nirland baba says:

    Vakbas joke. joke ke nam pe kalank .admin aisa lag raha ise pad kar jaise hastmathun ke bad pachatava hota hai.abe bhai kaya 61-62 (musterbate) karte hue likha hai?

    1. Admin says:

      apni pani pasand

  8. anji says:

    thnx admin nd lalit fr ur welcm nd hey to all frnds priya,sonam,jay,admin,deleted,himanshu,or u know i am new i don’t know to all

  9. anji says:

    kya kr rhe ho frnds???

  10. Prity saxena says:

    are all busy now?

    1. anji says:

      oooopss all frnds are busy bt nt worry i am waiting yr

  11. anji says:

    admin g naraz ho kya jo cmnt post nhi kra

    1. Anuj says:

      wo har waqt haath chalane me busy rehte hai :p

      1. anji says:

        hey anuj g vaise kon hath chalane m busy rhta h

      2. Anuj says:

        jo hath free rehta hai wahi busy rehta hai :p

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Hum naraj nahi hain

  12. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    dear all frndz kaise hai ap sub…??
    Aur kya kr rhe ho…??
    Del bro, kaise ho.
    Deepak ji apka health kaisa hai ab…???
    Admin bro hume lga ki joke idhar publish nhi hai, so hamne chipka diya… Koi bat nhi bro…
    Hahahahahahaha…. Kho kaise ho.?

    1. Admin says:

      Bhadiya hai.. idhar chipka diya karo. .. .. ;)

      Na hua to main chipka diya karunga na hehehe

  13. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke sex main setisfection ke liye lambayi ki jagah tarike ki jarurat hoti hai

  14. anji says:

    hey frnds koi tou rply karo

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      ANJI JI, pahle ap dosto ko reply karna start kariye. Fir dekhiye reply ki line lag jayegi..
      Aur han reply b kariyega to fresh warna….. Jyada reply nhi kiya jayega… Don’t mind.
      Hehehehehehehe…

  15. Lalitmangla says:

    Admin yaar koi suhagrat sex movies ki site bata de jo 2700c per chal jaye

    1. Admin says:

      hmmmm.. nahi pata.. by chance tujhe pata chale to mere ko b bata diyo hehehehe

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Yaar majak nahi i m serias

  16. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    **GOOD MORNING DEAR FRNDZ**
    Dosto aj to monday hai..
    Jaldi se jag jao, aur apne apne work me lag jao….
    Ajkal bahut km dost aa rhe hai kya bat hai…..???

    1. deleted says:

      Gud mrng from Chandigarh

      1. anji says:

        gd morng deleted g;)

    2. deepak says:

      Gud mrng…dosto…
      Hey..Nilesh bro. Mai bikul thk hu…sorry..apko late rply kiya..ap k hath ki kalaai ab thk h na..?
      @Del bro. Chandigarh se udaipur only 600 k.m h,…
      @Anuj bro. Apki hazir jawabi k hum kayal ho gaye… Agar ap busyness karoge to bht tarkki karoge..
      @Jay dear ap to chaye hue ho..
      @Niteshsomesay bro. Ap k joke bht lajawab h,..keep it up..dear..
      @ lalit ji , hps bro, himanshu ji, bachelor bro. ,prince, Sonam ji , Prity ji , priya ji ( jo ki bht din se gayab h), Monica ji (hehehe apka vo change the gf wala rply bht dhasu tha) …. Ap sb kaise he…?
      @Anji ji apka swagat h…

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        I m fi9e bro apni sunao kya chal raha hai

      2. anji says:

        thnx deepak g fr ur welcom nd hey frnds gd morning.

  17. deepak says:

    Admin bro. , ap se roj baat hoti h..but..apki eyes k liye nh pucha…ab thk h na eyes..? Dua h ki hamesha 1dm thk rahe..or hum sb ko hasate rahe..or…hehehe.. nayi nayi chokriya patate rahe

    1. Admin says:

      bhai aap jaise bhai logo ki dua hai sath mein to mujhe kuch b nahi ho sakta <3

  18. prity saxena says:

    good morn friends .ab yaha meri bhi kuch pahchan hai deepak ji apne dosto ki list me mera name likhane ke liye shukriya.mujhe yaha sabhi ka saath achchha lagta hai.it is monday i m busy .lekin coment padne likhne ke liye har samay cellfone.hath mai rahta hai.ye peepal bale baba kaun sa jhantu hai?

    1. anji says:

      hey prity gd mrng i wish tmhara jo bhi work thoda km ya jldi finish ho jaye or tm sb k cmnt aram se padh sako or rply bhi kr sako have a day prity.

    2. anji says:

      i mean to say have a gd day preity

  19. anji says:

    arey admin g kbse cmnt waiting m a rhe h plz post kr dejiye na

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