Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai?

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Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Rahta Hai, Baba Saxidas Ne Bada Hi Shandar Chart Banaya Hai, Jis Se Sab Clear Ho Jaye.
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Baba Saxidas Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Kari Aur Ye Total Nikaala.

Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai

Male Brain:
96% – Leni Hai
1% – Kaise Leni Hai
1% – Kiski Leni Hai
1% – Kab Leni Hai
1% – Kahan Pe Leni Hai

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15 Comments

  1. Ρяιуα says:

    :o
    Is se pta lgta h girls taminiya nhi hoti…..
    Boys hote h…
    Har waqt only gandi baate sochte h
    :/

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehehehehe…….
    Ye baate gandi kab se ho gai…..? Priya jee…..
    Good morning frnds……..

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      achi bhi kab thi :/

  3. lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha sahi hai good morning friends

  4. Sujeet says:

    MBA to engg Student:”Can u kiss that pretty

    Girl..

    .

    engg Student:”Yes Of Course!!

    .

    MBA:”If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!

    .

    engg Student:”O.K Done!!

    .

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    engg Student gone to near that Girl& Said:”I Can Kiss

    u without Touching you!

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    Girl:”Impossibl ­ e n (laugh)

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    engg Student:”Lagi 500 Rs ki…

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    Girl:”O.K Done!

    .

    engg Student Tightly Kissed her!

    .

    Girl Soughted:”you Cheat me!

    You Can not kiss me without touching me!

    .

    engg Student:”O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye

    .

    engg Student Received Rs 1000 from MBA& give Rs

    500 to that Girl

    Dont challenge engineers,They can do anything.

  5. Sujeet says:

    Teacher:”Explai ­n about
    TERRORIST.. ??
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    Santa:”Terroris ­t is a Tourist who
    comes from other country to
    Celebrate Diwali in Our
    Country….

  6. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Heheheheheheheheehee

  7. pia says:

    Sahi hai :D

  8. deleted says:

    women day par women ki itni beizatti…..admin ye galat baat h,,,,,,,kyon priya ji…??

    @ sujeet gud joke

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      Del ji isme grls ki insult kha….
      Ulta,ye h womens itna sab soch leti h but boys tamine hote *** k alwa kuch nhi soch skte…..
      Shame on boys
      :P

  9. deleted says:

    Husband comes home early and sees
    wife with another guy.
    Wife: Why are you early?
    Husband: Who is he?
    Wife: Don’t try to change the
    topic.!=))
    HAPPY WOMAN DAY

  10. Nitesh...Some..Say:~ says:

    If Sleeping Beauty was a modern story, you just KNOW the prince would have put his dick in her mouth =D X_X ;;)

  11. Sujeet says:

    Judge:” Why were u arrested ??
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    Pappu: For shopping early..
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    Judge:” Well, that’s not a crime..
    Anyway, how early were u shopping??
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    Pappu:” Before the shop opened…

  12. GNU/Lund (devendr) says:

    Real chart for female

    Female Brain:
    10% – gold se polish kiya hua lund
    30% – shopping se liya hua rubber dildo ka lund
    25% – 1000 k note ko gol gol karke banaya gaya lund
    20% – enjoy dene wala vibrater lund
    14% – gajar , muli ka lund
    1% – Deni Hai

    hehehehehe

    to dosto ye dekho adbhut naari shakti hehehehehe

  13. Sujeet says:

    Mallika sherawat ghode par
    baithi…….
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    ghode waala!!!!!!! madam lagta
    hai ghoda bahut kush hai……..:)
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    Mallika
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    .GHODA HO YA LODA….MERI DO TAANGO KE BEECH JO BHI AATA
    HAI WOH KHUSH HI
    REHTA HAI….

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