Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai?

Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Rahta Hai, Baba Saxidas Ne Bada Hi Shandar Chart Banaya Hai, Jis Se Sab Clear Ho Jaye.
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Baba Saxidas Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Kari Aur Ye Total Nikaala.

Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai

Male Brain:
96% – Leni Hai
1% – Kaise Leni Hai
1% – Kiski Leni Hai
1% – Kab Leni Hai
1% – Kahan Pe Leni Hai

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  1. Sujeet says:

    MBA to engg Student:”Can u kiss that pretty

    Girl..

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    engg Student:”Yes Of Course!!

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    MBA:”If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!

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    engg Student:”O.K Done!!

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    engg Student gone to near that Girl& Said:”I Can Kiss

    u without Touching you!

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    Girl:”Impossibl ­ e n (laugh)

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    engg Student:”Lagi 500 Rs ki…

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    Girl:”O.K Done!

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    engg Student Tightly Kissed her!

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    Girl Soughted:”you Cheat me!

    You Can not kiss me without touching me!

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    engg Student:”O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye

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    engg Student Received Rs 1000 from MBA& give Rs

    500 to that Girl

    Dont challenge engineers,They can do anything.

  2. Sujeet says:

    Teacher:”Explai ­n about
    TERRORIST.. ??
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    Santa:”Terroris ­t is a Tourist who
    comes from other country to
    Celebrate Diwali in Our
    Country….

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      Del ji isme grls ki insult kha….
      Ulta,ye h womens itna sab soch leti h but boys tamine hote *** k alwa kuch nhi soch skte…..
      Shame on boys
      :P

  3. deleted says:

    Husband comes home early and sees
    wife with another guy.
    Wife: Why are you early?
    Husband: Who is he?
    Wife: Don’t try to change the
    topic.!=))
    HAPPY WOMAN DAY

  4. Sujeet says:

    Judge:” Why were u arrested ??
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    Pappu: For shopping early..
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    Judge:” Well, that’s not a crime..
    Anyway, how early were u shopping??
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    Pappu:” Before the shop opened…

  5. GNU/Lund (devendr) says:

    Real chart for female

    Female Brain:
    10% – gold se polish kiya hua lund
    30% – shopping se liya hua rubber dildo ka lund
    25% – 1000 k note ko gol gol karke banaya gaya lund
    20% – enjoy dene wala vibrater lund
    14% – gajar , muli ka lund
    1% – Deni Hai

    hehehehehe

    to dosto ye dekho adbhut naari shakti hehehehehe

  6. Sujeet says:

    Mallika sherawat ghode par
    baithi…….
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    ghode waala!!!!!!! madam lagta
    hai ghoda bahut kush hai……..:)
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    Mallika
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    .GHODA HO YA LODA….MERI DO TAANGO KE BEECH JO BHI AATA
    HAI WOH KHUSH HI
    REHTA HAI….

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