Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged?
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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged?

Because A Known Sucker Is Better Than A Unknown Fucker.

So Users What do you think which is better? Please share your thoughts in comments.

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55 Comments

  1. Sumit says:

    Best yar

  2. Danny says:

    Woh ,what a thought!

  3. aakash says:

    Good enough

  4. nishi says:

    sahi hai yar..

  5. sam says:

    icy cool pj

  6. justin says:

    damii

  7. john says:

    coooooooool…….awesome

  8. john says:

    nice creation…are girls really think in this way?? one thing i noticed in this joke is that girls like sucking & licking more as compared to fucking…

  9. chunky says:

    hot

  10. anamika says:

    cool………..

  11. kumar says:

    good joke

  12. Saara says:

    i don't agree…

  13. ROHIT says:

    Nishi tera M.No. kya hai mai tujhe chodna chahta hoon

  14. ROHIT says:

    NISHI ab apna m.no.de bhi de

  15. sameera says:

    i like luv marriage

  16. Teen says:

    I will make you agree saara

  17. Nishi says:

    tera lund kaat k kutte ko khila dungiii..

  18. Nishi says:

    maine jo comment kia hai vo sirf rohit k lie hai..ok Rohit.So next time tu soch k comment kr….

  19. nishi says:

    main pagal nhi jo tmhe apna mobile no doongi..Mr Rohit.Aur haan think before u write any thing..ok..

  20. harsh says:

    bhosdi ki sameera i love marrage to aisi keh rahi jaise daily din me 365 bar chudti hogi.

  21. manav says:

    behan ke lodo aur maa ki lodiyo kyu ek dusry ki maiyaa chod rahe ho.

  22. ms says:

    wah nishi wah

  23. DHEERAJ says:

    I AGREE WITH NISHI

  24. rano says:

    very good

  25. Faisal says:

    jisne jo kehna thaa keh diya abhi doosra joke maar yar

  26. Kuldeep says:

    Anamika apna mobile mumber de de pls

  27. rahul says:

    bhen chodo kaisi rand ladkiya paal rakhi hn

  28. Monty says:

    kya baat kahi hai nishi

  29. soumya says:

    ya mobile number ka kya chakkar hai? poochna ho tho gar ka adress pucho na

  30. sameera says:

    harsh thuma ladikiyo ko chedana mai bahoth maza atha hai

  31. anime says:

    hahah very funny

  32. jai says:

    dont'worry soumya darling , apna ghar ka address he de do na,,,,,,,,,,,

  33. Ankit says:

    I luv sex marriage

  34. soumya says:

    i'l give u something more than that jai

  35. abhi says:

    gud1…hiiiiiiiii nishi..i think u like very much these kinds of jokes…hmmmmmmmm…

  36. firdaus says:

    Hi. Nishi Tum Apna Dimag….. Kyo Ganda Kar Rahi Ho, Are pagali Kise K Kahne Se Khuch thode Hi Hota Hai.
    Take Care Bay.

  37. firdaus says:

    Dear Rohit Tum Ek Achche Insan Ho or Achche Insan Gandi Bate Nahi Likhte .!
    So, i kindly request u 2 don't disturb 2 any body Ok Bay

  38. lucky says:

    good jokes i like luv marrige

  39. SATYA says:

    Believe me I'm unknown to you…

  40. tiya says:

    i like love marriage because they love only one

  41. Karan says:

    Haramzadon mob no or add kya mang rahe ho seeda chudwaige ya nahi pucho or kisi bhi hotel mein le jake khoob chodo

  42. Sameer says:

    Hello friends, i'm sameer. New on it. Good sense of humour.

  43. Nagesh says:

    for boys arrange marriage is better,unknown chut ka maja hi kuchh aur hai

  44. rameen says:

    cm n have sex wid me

  45. Raj says:

    Jhagdo mgt kamino pyar se raho na kyu jhagad kar ek dusre ki ma behan chod rahe ho

  46. Amit says:

    very good answer

  47. riya says:

    i also agree wid dis joke

  48. shelly says:

    nc

  49. sunny says:

    old is gold
    love marrige sahi h better than arrange marrige…apki marji h bakerchodi karna h to karo….

  50. sunny says:

    90%ladkiya chutiya hoti h…

  51. sanjay says:

    hallp

  52. yukti says:

    its right

  53. Niranjan says:

    No more comments

    Its cent% rit

  54. sreenivas says:

    wonderful meaning

  55. sapna says:

    love marige is good but arrange marrige better than love marrige

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