Lund Kaya Hota Hai

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Beti Apni Mummy Se Puchhti Hai: “Mummy! Mummy! Ye Lund Kya Hota Hain?

Mummy Boli: “Jab Tu Badi Hokar Acchi Ladki Banegi Toh Tujhe Bhi Ek Lund Milega.

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Daughter: “Aur Agar Main Gandi Ladki Bani Toh?

Maa: “Tab To Beti Tujhe Bahut Sare Lund Milenge..

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28 Comments

  1. asad says:

    ladki ka boor bahut mazedar hota hai kabhi khana mat kyun ki usme lund gusta…………ASAD

  2. pardeep says:

    saaley ye boor boor kya kar rha hai bund bol tu to sirf bund chatne joga hi hai mai bund marta hu

  3. deepak says:

    kya hua

  4. vicky says:

    so-so

  5. nagesh says:

    hum taiyar hai, larki bhej

  6. Fazal says:

    phudi sadi kay ye bund kya hota hai Gand kaho,Me Gand marnay me Phd hoon, mera naam Fazal Khan hai, mera sota 9 inch ka hai.

    1. Nida says:

      Fazal ap shayd in sab me phd kare hue ho mujhe ek bt btao agr ladki seal open hogaya to usko band karne ka kya upaye hai?

  7. Abhi says:

    9 ka ulta 6 hota hai.. Chhakka

  8. Nagesh says:

    yahan to koi achhchhi larki nahi hai

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh, Agar ladki achhi hui bhi to hamare saath rah rah ke aur comments pad pad ke gandi ho jayegi

  9. nagesh says:

    Dear admin, gandi nahi smart ho jayegi

  10. rajesh kumar yadav says:

    mujhe chodne me bahut maja aata hai yar lekin mughe chut milta hi nahi hai

  11. priya says:

    aab aap log batao ki… is joke.. me girl ACCHI LADAKI BANEGI…. YA BURI LADAKI

    1. raju@raj says:

      priya tumhara e mail kya hai mujhe kaise pata chale ga ke tum ladki ho . ho sakta hai tum male ho apne app ko female bata kar bekoof bana rahe ho

    2. Kunnu says:

      yeh toh waqt pe depend hai,

      agar l**d ka swad jaldi chakhegi toh buri
      nahi toh acchi

    3. Rahul says:

      me ye baat dave ke saath keh sakta hoo ki ye joke padne ke bad ladki chahe achhi ho ya buri lekin agar usne ye baat apne upar ya apne mind pe li to vo aur bhi buri ban sakti hai me to yahi chahunga ki koi bhi ladki aise jokes na pade

    4. Vishu says:

      Priya ji aap achi bano gi

  12. Akshay says:

    simple hai priya buri banegi tumhari tarah jo roj ek leti hai

  13. Albirt says:

    Mst hai chodne me bahut maza ata hai maine prachi ko choda tho aur boobs bhi dabaye the vo bechari ro rhi thi

  14. azhaan says:

    priya tumhe abtak kitne lund mile

  15. Sanju rawat says:

    Kal maine priya ko chuda, pr maal achi hai yaar .(terasubchintak sanjurawat

  16. Bhupendra raper says:

    Kal maine kiran ki gand mari thi uski choot to sealpack thi lund ko maja aa gaya

  17. nandu says:

    not so gud bkvaaaaaaaaas

  18. jayant says:

    nice joke

  19. rahul says:

    fazal, phd ladki ki gand marne mein hai ki ladke ki bhi.tera 9 inch ka lund lene mein to maza ayega

  20. sagar says:

    usne ma se ye nahi pucha aap konse ladki the a or b

  21. rakesh says:

    unn….. bahut sare lund me se ek mera bhi hoga>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  22. avantika says:

    batamiz

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