Ustaad Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas

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Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka

Uska Ustaad Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha

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Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Ustaad Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye

Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.

Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Ustaad Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.

Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.

Fir Uski Yoni Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le

Ab Apne Ustaad Ko Uski Yoni Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Ustaad Ko Yoni Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.

Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Ustaad Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Yoni Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo

Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Ustaad Ab Yoni Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai

Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Yoni Se Duri Rakhi Thi.

Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?

To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole

Beta Yoni Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Ustaad Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.

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Dosto Aap Bhi Ye Tarika Try Karke Dekhna, Agar Aapne Rules Ko Follow Kiya To 100% Aapka Ustaad Bada Ho Jayega.. hehehehe

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48 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Joke nahi h but tharak chadhane ka tarika h

    1. Admin says:

      Chupp be hehehehe dhiraj ko chod kar kou or mayi ka lal hai jo esa kr sake

      1. wanted says:

        mai guranti deta hu ki DHIRAJ se v control nhi hoga. wo C ko JAY k G samajh kr thok dega :)

        1. Admin says:

          hehehehehe hahahahahaah huhuhuhuhu

    2. lucky says:

      bad news santa ne ye joke padh ke call girl ko bed ke ek taraf baitha ke khud dusri taraf baith gyaaaa……. bechara 6 foot lama karne ke chakkar me 6 mhine tak yhi formula try krta rha…..

  2. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Ahahahahahahaha……..
    Apne to bada karne ka tarika DEVENDAR ko bata diya..
    Lekin baba j meri problam thoda hatke hai-
    darasal mera “L” bahut bda hai to usko thoda chota karne ka upay bataye maharajjj……. Hehehehehehehe…….
    Hii… Dosto GOOD MORNING.. kaise ho ap sub .??

    1. Admin says:

      Uska topa kaat de

      1. Mausam says:

        hahahahahahaha main bhi yahee kahne wala tha,lund chhotaa bhi hojaayegaa aur kisee bhi chhed me aaraam se ghus bhi jaayaa karegaa,heheeh tel ka kharchaa bhi bachegaa hahahah

      2. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Lo Suno bhai log ye admin kya kah raha hai…. Please all usero se vinti hai ki koi b user isse L**D aur C**T ki bat n kare .. Aur agar karna rahe to thoda hosiyari se kya pta aj mera katne ke liye bola hai.. Kal ap logo ko bol de …. isliye sabhi log sambhal ke rhna …. Hehehehehehe……
        Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub. ??

      3. devendr says:

        yar admin lund ka topa hi to sbse important h vo hi kat gaya to enjoyment ka ticket hi kat gaya hehehe

        ek or tarika h lund chota karne ka

        jisko lund chota karn h vo apne lund per roj(daily) ICE lagaye. kyoki jab ice se lund ka temperature kam hoga to uski lambai apne aap kam ho jayegi. ye vigyan (science) ka rule h.

    2. Awadh kurmi says:

      Abe yaar tu bhi na sala chutiya hai chota sa to kam hai uska topa kat de

  3. Vivek says:

    Sande ka oil kab kam aayega babaji?

  4. Anuj says:

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    abe aaj haste haste jaan nikal jayegi…
    Ye tarika to japani ko b fail kr dega hehehehehe

    1. rashii says:

      Anuj ji itna mt hasiye

    2. devendr says:

      yaar itna hase ga to teri hasi ki aavaj se sabhi friends(male) ka soya hua lund bhi jaag jayega hehehe

  5. Wanted says:

    BAKWAAS JOKE

    waise ADMIN BRO ko kaise pta ki DEVENDRA ka L chota hai ;)

    @RAASHIII 2mhe apne upar dhyan dene ki or kya jarurat?? 2m aise hi kaafi khubsurat ho :)

    @DIVYA MADAM bhuk-pyas to meri or jyada bad gyi hai. lekin 2m mjhse itne pyar se ye baat q puch rhi ho. kch spcl banaya hai kya mere liye :)

    1. pankaj says:

      wanted bro.. ab koi bolta hi nahi joke samnjhane ko….commnts to kam honge hi…….;(

      1. wanted says:

        pr pichla jke RAASHIII ko smjh nhi aaya to 2mne q nhi smjhaya

    2. rashii says:

      Thanx Wanted ji aapne hume khubsurat kaha wrna humari didi to hume haddi khti hain:-D , ap kaise ho?

      1. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        HADDI bole tooooo…….

    3. devendr says:

      abe yaar maine hi baba sexi das or admin ko ye baat batayi thi.

  6. sinnngh says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha devender ka itna chota hai kya????? Baba ne itna kathin upaay btaya k shyd koi b ye try b na krske bolege k aaj krletahu kalse cntrl karunga aue wo kal kbi nahi aayege

    1. Admin says:

      Hehehe bhai akalmand nikla tu to

      1. sinnngh says:

        Bhai mai to aklmnd hu isly itni ldkiya pichhe gumatahu!
        Waise aap kahanse ho?

        1. Admin says:

          bas main unhi sab ladkiyo ka pahla BF hu jo tumhare age piche gumti hai…. bore hoke chhod deta hu aur tum jaisa koi aur unko pakad leta hai

      2. sinnngh says:

        Bhai yehi to apki glti hai k dusroki gf ko apna btate ho yaaar!!!!!! Waise ap b bahot ldkiya ghumarhe honge naa??? Aur ek baat mai ldkiyo ki bahot respect krtahu aur mai ldkiyo nhi pkdta wo mze pkdtin hain

      3. devendr says:

        ye akalmand nhi h ye to mere ko apne jaisa samajh raha h or esa bol raha h
        per mai baba ji ka tarika kam me lake dikhaunga.

  7. sinnngh says:

    Meghna jii ap hmare cmmt ka rply q nahi krtin?????

    1. wanted says:

      hehehehe
      kavi use ANUJ k jaisa cmnt krke dekh. fir dekh kaise rply krti hai ;)

  8. rashii says:

    Kafi bda joke hain read hi nhi kiya :-D
    Good Noon frnds

  9. rashii says:

    Pankaj ji humne kal kaha tha hume smjh nhi aaya fir bhi aapne hume nhi samjhaya:-(

    1. pankaj says:

      ohh mne kal wala commnt pada nahi ji aapka..sorry ji..aap kaho to aaj wala joke samjha du……:)

  10. radha says:

    yeh joke babajii khud per aajmaye huye the

    1. Mainakbadshah says:

      hii radha ji… mujhe bhi esa hi lagta hai…

    2. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Apko kaise pta jiiii…….
      Kahi wo ladki ap ………
      Hehehehehehe…….
      GOOD EVENING FRIENDS kaise ho ap sub. ??

  11. devendr says:

    To,

    baba sexi das ji,

    thank you baba ji

    ma ye tarika jarur apnaunga
    ma call girl ko to rant per ghar to nahi la sakta per ek or upay h
    ma callgirl ki photo (jisme uski choot dikhe) ko apne computer pe full screen me open karunga or lund ko photo se 2 inch ki duri per khada rakh k ye tarika apnaunga

    is se mera lund bhi bada ho jaye ga or paise bhi bach jayenge.or baba ji ye advance tarika bhi aapki bhakti ka hi asar h.

    hehehe
    apka param bhakt,
    devendr

    1. Khan says:

      Arey devender bhai kyun apne computer ka nuqsaan kar raha hai. Kahin tu screen pe hole na karde.

  12. Hps says:

    Very hard……

    1. Admin says:

      Hehehehe vo to hai hi par tujhe hard jyada laga coz bhai tere hath soft hai hehehehehe

  13. devendr says:

    vaise baba ji is tarike se choot bhi lund ki or attract ho jayegi or uski ghrai(depth) kam ho jayegi hehehe
    fir bechari callgirl ka kya hoga.

    1. Admin says:

      Usko to fayda hoga, chut jitni tight ho utna maja deti hai

  14. shailu says:

    yes baba je

  15. dik says:

    baba ji aap ka adress kya hai.aap bhole bhale bachoo ka chutiya kyou banate ho

  16. Awadh kurmi says:

    Hehehehe hahahaha in tarikon me se koi sa tarika choda to pachtaoge hehehe…

  17. Asif says:

    Admin bro, is joke se related ek joke mere paas hai. Agar teri izazat ho to kya main woh joke post karoon?

    1. Admin says:

      Jarur karo ye koi puchne ki bat hai

      1. Asif says:

        Puch isliye raha hoon kyon k joke tere pe jo hai.
        Aajkal aise hi humse, tu kuch khafa-khafa sa lagta hai. Mere joke post karne se kahin tu bura na maan jaye.

        1. Admin says:

          Karde yar jo krna hai

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