Lund Ko Salami, Ek Naye Andaaj Mein

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Jab Tak Choot Pe Lund Naa Dhare Koi
Aise Pyaar Muhabbat Ko Kya Kare Koi

Lund Ho Mota Lamba Taaza Toh Choot Ho Jaye Dasi
Chota Dheela Ho Toh Reh Jati Hai Choot Pyasi
Aise Mein Pyaar Ka Dam Kiya Bhare Koi

Nain Naqs Ho Khoobsorat Aur Gudraya Badan
Haq Hai Unka, Mile Unko Mota Sa Ek Lund
To Fir Har Waqt Kyun Naa Muskarya Kare Koi

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Aur Jo Niklein Khudanakhasta Naseeb Ke Khote
Shaadi Unse Ho Jin Ke Lund Ho Pilpale Chote
Phir Hamsay Ko Bhai Keh Kar Bulaya Kare Koi

Chudne Se Pehle Jo Karein Pyaari Batein
Dein Biviun Ko Apne Boson Ki Sughatein
Kaise Nah Unse Pyaar Jitaya Kare Koi

Aur Phir Jo Karein Chudaai Tikaa Kar
Andar Baher Karein Injar Pinjar Hila Kar
Dasi Ban Ke Kaise Nah Unki Sewa Kiya Kare Koi

Ho Jate Hein Jo Do Chaar Jhatkon Mein Khalaas
Unko Hota Nahein Doosron Ke Jazbaat Ka Ehsas
Aise Mein Kaise Thandi Aah Nah Bharein Kare Koi

Pyaar Mast Chudai Ka Hi Doosra Naam Hai
Jin Ka Ho Kaam Accha, Unko Chooton Ka Salaam Hain
Kaash Har Kissi Ko Bade Lund Ki Khushiyan Diya Kare Koi

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40 Comments

  1. Rahul(chdml) says:

    mast2 joke hai yar,maja agaya admin bhai.

    Is joke ko padh ke mra papu garv se sina phulaye khadha ho gaya hai,or sabi ch…t walion ko salam karha hai,or kha rha hai ki muje b seva ka moka do.

  2. Panchhi says:

    Hehe thik hai bt pyar ka dusra name pyar h hota hai na k ch***i …..

  3. Wanted says:

    hehehehe…..admin bro, tum to poet ban gye yaar.. sach batana, is poem ko modify karte hue kitni baar baathroom gye the…

    1. Admin says:

      Wanted galat baat. main is poem ko modify karte hueek bar bhi bathroom mein nahi gaya
      Kyunki hehehe mene isko modify hi vaha beth ke kiya thha

  4. Panchhi says:

    Admin yaar me movies bahot kam h dekhti hu bt muje sci-fic,action nd horror movies bahot achi lgti hai khas kr vampires wali …die hard bahot achi lgti hai….twilight,harry potter mast hai….aur me barbie movie v dekhti hu…apni to btao yaar..

    1. Admin says:

      hehe agar Vamprie wali movies pasand hai to ek TV serial Hai The Vampire Diaries… vo jarur dekhna mast hai.,

      And meri list bahut lambhi hai english movies ki.. around 1250 movies hai ;) eheheheh kisi ko chahiye ho to bata dena.

      1. Wanted says:

        admin bro, mujhe die heard, speed, hi jack jaisi movie pasand hai. kuch aisi movie ka naam batao k dil khush ho jaye

        1. Admin says:

          Latest mein Inception, dekh le. Batman Dark Knight dekh le…. thodi si Purani hai Mindhunter dekh le.. aur The Jacket

          Is sab ko dekh pahle aur i m 100% sure ki tere muh mein se Wahhhh hi niklega.

  5. Dabang_007 says:

    Bahoot hi Badiya….

    @SHEELA JI….where r u JAAN ???kaisi ho ???

    Can u tell me ur daily routine schedule….???

  6. KailashPrasad says:

    SATYA VACHAN BHAI SATYA VACHAN!

    SAHI KAHA BHAI!

  7. KailashPrasad says:

    1 CHUT KI PYASI LADKI LAND KI AASH ME KAHTI HAI-

    NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE,

    NA MUJHE MOHABBAT SE KOI AASH HAI.

    JO LUND GHUSEDKAR PHAD DALE MERI CHUT KO,

    MUJHE AISE MARD KI TALASH HAI!!!

  8. anshul says:

    he he he nice admin sir, hii all friends (manish, kapil, rashii,panchha,divya,imran, mausam,prince,super, raavan ,anuj, aarush,and aal friends )good morning. he he he

  9. rajesh says:

    Non veg joke ke hamsafar dosto, aapko mera pyarbhara salam.

    kuch din pahle, apne samir bhai ne apne dost manish ke pitaji ke liye blood donation ki ek request rakhi thi, aap sabhi ne us request ko bakhubhi jawab diya tha. aaj mera kahna hein ki, karnataka state mein 2 jagah par tenage sweet baby ki hearty surgery bilkul mufta mein hoti hein, kripaya yeh jankari kisi jarurat mand ko bataiye to muze dilo jan se khushi hongi

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    Belgaon, Karnatka

    Contact No. 9739340565

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    Contact No. 080-28411500

  10. Mausam says:

    lagta he admin bhai app joke daalna band karke Lund aur Chutoo ka comptition kara rhe ho.hahahahaa

    ye kavita bhi theek he

    aisee kavita padh ke apne saamaan pe haath kyu na firaaye koi.hahahahaaaa

  11. rishab says:

    boring…

  12. Matrix says:

    ENDING:

    Par agar apne aap ko rakhna hai healthy

    To lund ko na hilaye daily.

    Ha…..ha……ha……

  13. Rukhsana says:

    Yeh bhi bahut pasand aaya.

    1. Matrix says:

      Rukhsana tune kaha "yeh bhi bahut pasand aaya". Main samjha
      nahi tujhe aur kya pasand aaya?

  14. Neetesh says:

    Great Exicellent Definition of LUND.

  15. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    "pyaar mast c####i ka hi dusra naam hai"….jo ladki aisa bolti hai woh ladki pyaar k kabil nahi hai..yeh bhasha nich koti ki hi ladkio ki hoti hain…love is different 4rm sex….yeh gals use n throw karti hain boys.

  16. Anuj says:

    wah kya bat hai

  17. shallu says:

    wah wah admin bhai mast hai dil khush ho gya .._____________hi admin ji n all my lovely frnds hru _________________panchhi ok bta dena jab hoga brdy ____________________arush , rashiiji apke coment nahi dikhai diya where r u._______________________dhiraj baby ab tumhari coment mai mera naam nahi dikhta kyu ab mujhe hurt hone lga hai

  18. Wanted says:

    Admin bro, mera cmnt approve kyun nhi kiya

    1. Admin says:

      Wanted konse wala.. mene to sare kar diye aprove

  19. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hi divya dear m extremly sory yar me apka nam nai ad kar paya lkin muje lag rha thi ki me kisi ka nam bhul rha hu isilye mene ye b likh mne sry b bola jinka nam nai lkh paya tha,again sory dear.n how r u?

    Hey panchi,rashi,jay,mausam,sheela,preet,dheraj,anjali,rosy,lofar,rana,sxy uncle,raj,noty hoty,sweta n all frnd keso ho sab.

    Admin bhai esi kya bat ho gai ki sirf mre cmnt ka jawab nai dte baki sab ka dete ho,kya pblm hai mujse ye tho btado,bhai me tho apko hamesa yad karta hu par ap ho ki ek b rply nai karte muje, kuch pucho tho wo b nai ptate,bhai me b site ka membr hu kabi mere bat ka rply kar dia karo ap,muje pta hai ap iska b rply nai do ge lkin kam se kam padho ge tho wai bahut mre liye.mis u bro.

    1. Admin says:

      Rahul bhai esi koi baat nahi hai… par ya to tum mujhe alag comment kiya karo.. kyunki mera naam bich mein daba hota hai jo kayi bar dikhta nahi hehehe

  20. Lovepreet..lipsy says:

    Hello rahul dear kya hall hai apke

  21. Panchhi says:

    @ADMIN wo seria kis chennl pe ata he aur kitne baje …heheh tume ye v yad h k tumari fevorit movie ki list me 1250 movies ati hai hahah gud yaar muje to koi puchta hai tbi yad ata hai…heheh @RAHUL i m here yaar u kaha chale gaye

    1. Admin says:

      Panchhi ji … mujhe yaad nahi hai mere pass ek list hai usmein update karta rahta hun ….. ki konsi movie kab aayi aur konse number dve mein hai ….
      aur Vamprie dairies tumhe download karna padega…. indian channle pe nahi ata… vo pyar aur horror ka itna acha mixture hai ki i rated 10/10

  22. Panchhi says:

    Ok thanx nd gud idea updats tapka na….

  23. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hi preet kesi ho dear,wese ap kya karti ho or ap kha se ho.

    Hi panchi ksi hn yar,stady kesi chal rai hai,wese tmhara orignal name kya hai,or kai ap bura tho nai man gai und… Wale cmnt me.

    1. panchhi says:

      heyy rahul me mast hu nd stdy thik hi chal rahi hai yaar….nd mera orignal name harsha hai…..

      nd ha muje bura ni lga us cment ka….

  24. Rahul(chdml) says:

    thanks admin bhai for ur cmnt,bhai me w2h pe block ku hu mne tho kabi kisi ko abusive word b use nai kia

    1. Admin says:

      Rahul ab ek baar try karke dekh mene block hata diya hai

  25. Vickyssss says:

    bekar.. Sir me dard krne wali he

  26. ruchi says:

    hye muje aise basarm sms bahut pasand hai

    1. manish says:

      hi………Ruchi mujhe aise besharm sms padne waale bahut pasand hain

  27. vikas says:

    ruchi u can contact me.

  28. gunjan says:

    i love it

  29. annu says:

    hi ruchi

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