Mahabharat Ka Kissa, Na Agga Na Pichha

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Aaj Fir Ek Aisa Joke Pesh Hai Jo Sochne Layak Hai, Actually Mein Ye Joke Nahi Hai Kuch Aur Hai, Aur Main Hamesha Esi Cheeze Dalta Rahta Hun.

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Isko Padd Kar Shayad Fir Se Bahas Chidd Jaye Ki Mene Dharam Se Related Baat Ki, Par Meri Request Hai Ek Baar Aap Is Joke Ko Samjh Ke Dekhna.

Aur Iska Answer To Koi Vidhvaan Hi De Sakta Hai, Isliye Koi Galti Ho Jaye To Maaf Kar Dena.

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Shehar Mein Bahut Pahunche Hue Sant Aaye Hue Thhe, Bahut Dur Dur Se Log Unke Vachan Aur Katha Sun Ne Ke Liye Aaye.

Vese To Hamare Baba Saxidas Tapasya Mein Leen Rahte Hai, Par Jab Unhe Pata Laga Ki Esi Mahan Hasti Shehar Mein Aaye Hai To Unhone Socha Chalo Hum Bhi Dekh Ke Aaye.

Vahan Jake Logo Ke Bich Mein Beth Gaye, Sant Ji Ne Mahabhrat Ki Katha Sunani Shuru Ki, Aur Vo Kirshan Ji Ke Janam Pe Thhe.

Sant Ji: “Kansa Ko Aakashwani Hui Ki Uski Bahan Ka 8th Bachha Usko Maar Dega

Is Baat Ko Sun Ke Usko Bara Krodh Aya Aur Usne Vasudev And Devaki Ko Jail Mein Band Kar Diya

Pahle Bachhe Ka Janam Hua To Usne Usko Zehar Deke Maar Diya,

Dusre Bachhe Ka Janam Hua To Usko Pahadi Se Niche Gira Ke Maar Diya,

Teesre Bache Ne Janam Liya To…..

Itne Main Baba Saxidas Ji Uthe Aur Bole.

Baba Saxidas: “Sant Ji Mujhe Ek Baat Par Doubt Hai?

Sant Ne Baba Ka Majak Udate Hue Kaha.

Sant: “Beta, Sare India Mein Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Is Baat Ko Leke Doubt Nahi Kiya, Tum Kaisi Kar Rahe Ho?

Baba Saxidas: “Sant Ji, Agar Kansa Ko Pahle Se Pata Tha Ki Devaki Ka 8th Bachha Usko Mar Dega, To Us Bevkoof Ne Vasudev Aur Devaki Ko Ek Hi Jail Mein Kyu Band Kiya?

Sant Ji Ab Bechare Is Baat Ka Kya Jawab Dete.

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22 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    बड़े नादान है जो इस दौर में भी वफ़ा की उम्मीद रखते है ..
    यहाँ दुआ पूरी न हो तो लोग भगवान को भी बदल देते है ,,,!

  2. deleted says:

    Rone se kisiko paya nhi jata, Khone se kisiko bhulaya nhi jata,
    Waqt sabko milta h zindgi badalne k liye, Pr Zindgi nhi milti waqt badalne K liye…

  3. deleted says:

    Breaking News:
    Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
    Advertisement Dekh Kar
    Apne Parents Ka Mobile
    Inter-change Kar Diya.
    Next Week They Got Divorced… .
    Now New Punch Line :-
    Idea Can Not Only
    Change Your Life It Also
    Help You To Change Your Wife.

  4. deleted says:

    Raat bhar mujhe iss baat ne sone na dia ki
    .
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    ….. . . zindgi to bas 4 din ki hai
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    |..(‘,’) | )(> |<|. . . . . . . .
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    . Or net pack maine 30 din ka kara liya !

  5. deleted says:

    Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
    jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya

    Santa confidently answered- Sir

    1-SMOKING
    2-DRINKING….

  6. deleted says:

    Tum Ye Mat Samjh’na k Humein koi
    Or Nahi ‘Chahta’…..
    Tum ‘Chhor’ bi Do Ge To ‘Mout’ bahut
    talabgaar h hamari……

  7. deleted says:

    Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
    .
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    Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
    .
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    Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
    Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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    Everyone swam to save their life,
    but you were still swimming and
    searching for someone.”
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    Boyfriend (with luv): “I was searching for you, na?
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    Girlfriend said: NO, You were
    shouting,
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    .
    “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

  8. deleted says:

    ठिकाना कब्र है कुछ तो इबादत कर मुसाफिर , कहते हैं खाली हाथ किसी क घर जाया नहीं करते

  9. deleted says:

    दोस्ती का दम भरते थे वो कभी और आज

    जब दोस्त को कफ़न में लिपटा देखा

    तो कहा कौन है ये मै तो इसे जानती तक नहीं

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