Mahabharat Ka Kissa, Na Agga Na Pichha

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Aaj Fir Ek Aisa Joke Pesh Hai Jo Sochne Layak Hai, Actually Mein Ye Joke Nahi Hai Kuch Aur Hai, Aur Main Hamesha Esi Cheeze Dalta Rahta Hun.

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Isko Padd Kar Shayad Fir Se Bahas Chidd Jaye Ki Mene Dharam Se Related Baat Ki, Par Meri Request Hai Ek Baar Aap Is Joke Ko Samjh Ke Dekhna.

Aur Iska Answer To Koi Vidhvaan Hi De Sakta Hai, Isliye Koi Galti Ho Jaye To Maaf Kar Dena.

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Shehar Mein Bahut Pahunche Hue Sant Aaye Hue Thhe, Bahut Dur Dur Se Log Unke Vachan Aur Katha Sun Ne Ke Liye Aaye.

Vese To Hamare Baba Saxidas Tapasya Mein Leen Rahte Hai, Par Jab Unhe Pata Laga Ki Esi Mahan Hasti Shehar Mein Aaye Hai To Unhone Socha Chalo Hum Bhi Dekh Ke Aaye.

Vahan Jake Logo Ke Bich Mein Beth Gaye, Sant Ji Ne Mahabhrat Ki Katha Sunani Shuru Ki, Aur Vo Kirshan Ji Ke Janam Pe Thhe.

Sant Ji: “Kansa Ko Aakashwani Hui Ki Uski Bahan Ka 8th Bachha Usko Maar Dega

Is Baat Ko Sun Ke Usko Bara Krodh Aya Aur Usne Vasudev And Devaki Ko Jail Mein Band Kar Diya

Pahle Bachhe Ka Janam Hua To Usne Usko Zehar Deke Maar Diya,

Dusre Bachhe Ka Janam Hua To Usko Pahadi Se Niche Gira Ke Maar Diya,

Teesre Bache Ne Janam Liya To…..

Itne Main Baba Saxidas Ji Uthe Aur Bole.

Baba Saxidas: “Sant Ji Mujhe Ek Baat Par Doubt Hai?

Sant Ne Baba Ka Majak Udate Hue Kaha.

Sant: “Beta, Sare India Mein Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Is Baat Ko Leke Doubt Nahi Kiya, Tum Kaisi Kar Rahe Ho?

Baba Saxidas: “Sant Ji, Agar Kansa Ko Pahle Se Pata Tha Ki Devaki Ka 8th Bachha Usko Mar Dega, To Us Bevkoof Ne Vasudev Aur Devaki Ko Ek Hi Jail Mein Kyu Band Kiya?

Sant Ji Ab Bechare Is Baat Ka Kya Jawab Dete.

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