Main Aur Meri Girlfriend

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Agar Aap Ki Girl-Friend Aapse Puche Ki Wo Kesi Lag Rahi Hai Aur Wo Aapke Jawab Se Agree Na Ho To Aap Bhi Pappu Ki Tarha Ye Line Bol Ke Uske Dil Ko Thand Dal Sakte Ho.
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Ek Din Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ke Sath Shopping Kar Rahi Thi.

Usne Ek Top Choose Kiya Aur Try Karte Hue Puchti Hai.

Girlfriend: “How Am I Looking?”

Pappu: “Nice.”

Girlfriend: “Ache Se Bolo Na.”

Pappu: “Beautiful”

Girlfriend: “Arey Sachi Btao.”

Pappu: “Bhenchod, Ye Dekh Khada Ho Gya Mera.”

Hindi Version

एक दिन गर्लफ्रेंड अपने बॉयफ्रेंड पप्पू के साथ शॉपिंग कर रही थी.

उसने एक टॉप पसंद किया और पहन कर पप्पू से पूछती है.

गर्लफ्रेंड: "जानू मैं कैसी लग रही हूँ?"

पप्पू: "बहुत बढ़िया."

गर्लफ्रेंड: "अच्छे से बताओ ना."

पप्पू: "ब्यूटीफुल"

गर्लफ्रेंड: "अरे सच्ची बताओ."

पप्पू: "भेनचोद, ये देख खड़ा हो गया मेरा."

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