Mallika Sherawat Aur Jinn

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Mallika Sharawat Ko Ek Baar Rat Ko Sadak Pe Aate Hue Ek Chirag Mila

Usne Chirag Ko Ragda To Usmein Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola

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Jinn: “Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa?

Mallika Ka Itne Tagde Aur Jawan Jinn Ko Dekh Ke Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya

Mallika: “Meri Pyaas Bujha Do

Jinn: “7up Se Ya 7inch Se

SMS / One Liner Version

Malika Sherawat Ne Chirag Ragda Us Me Se Jin Nika. Jin: Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa? Malika: Meri Pyas Buja Do. Jin: 7up Se Ya 7inch Se

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37 Comments

  1. jatt fantasy says:

    kisi ko pyas lagi h kya.drink available here.only girls invited.

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    Agar mujhe chirag mil jae to main jin se bolunga saare garmagaram boys ko mere paas bhej mein unke sir pe himani navratn tel se massage karunga n uske baadfull body massage karke ladkio k pass bhej doonga garm karne k liye.

  3. ravi-2 says:

    joke me kuch khas maja nahi hai.

  4. Divya says:

    kya baat hai nice joke

    1. Sweety says:

      Nice joke

  5. AKHILESH says:

    BAKWAS

  6. sapna says:

    Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
    saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
    Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
    tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

    1. Sweety says:

      How r u? Wht do u do sapna? It is nice joke

      1. VEERU says:

        Ham to tara ashik ha.sadioy purana (I LOVE YOU SIDHI)MY NAME IS VEERU VERMA (VEER)

  7. sapna says:

    admin ji ye joks submit kar lo

  8. mili says:

    good

  9. Gaurav says:

    watch mallika in hissss…sala GANDU jinn bhi lu*d uthake bhagega.

  10. Rosy says:

    Jin vi smart h yaar!

  11. Vickyssss says:

    Sapna koi new msg likh kar bhej

  12. love is loveable says:

    Sapana nice try.

    Pan it is on the site already.
    .
    .
    .
    After all, U tried to make someone happy. Lagi raho. Harne wali ghodi v jeet sakti hai.

    Sameer Bro,
    Aapka ye site mujhe bahut-2 achcha laga. Lekin iski wajah se mera Project delay ho raha hai. Is project ko pura karne ke baad mere comments aane suru ho jayenge.

    Aur kaminey,
    JMC.

    Main tere kabile ka naya sardar bana hoon aur kyunki tu is kabile ka 1st kamina hai jo is site par mauzud hai, main tujhe 1 gift dena chahta hoon.

    Tu is kabile ki jis v ladki ki lena chahega? Main dilwa doonga. Bol kiski mangta hai.

  13. palak says:

    itna bda jin sirf 7 inch ka lund le k ghoom rha hai,isse bda to mere bf ka hai..hahaha

    1. admin says:

      Palak ji aap kya sath mein inchi tape leke ghumte ho??

      1. Sweety says:

        Hi admin sir, gud morning. kuch achaa sa joke submit karo. Ur site is too nice sir. I like ur site.

  14. mansi says:

    mere pyas to 7inch se uper wala koi bujhai to maja aaye

    1. manish says:

      kitna bada chahiye tumhe mansi?????????????

  15. sunny says:

    jin badha aur lund chota…mallik ki pyas jin nahi main bujunga…nice joke…mallikka k naam k her ek joke superhit rahte h

  16. sunny says:

    dibya kun si baate explain karo???

  17. kaminey says:

    abe naya londa aya hai mere des se SUNNY
    oye SUNNY m b cg ka hu beta
    JMC bhai

  18. kaminey says:

    LOVE kaka ap kaki ka chhod k kisi ka b dilwa do yar sala sab muje doka de k chali jatl hain yar
    priyanka ko koi..u kno kon legaya
    rosy ko sho stpr le liya
    or kal ek RANI darlin mili thi wo b kaha gayab ho gayi
    bachi MUNNI KAKI to uske chal chalan to tu janta hi hai
    to tu jisko b laiga esa karna is bar rassi me band k lana
    JMC

  19. balaji says:

    palak tu mera try kar ke dekh apne bf ko bhul jayagi

  20. sunny says:

    naya hu….hahaha abe naya ka to pata nahi yaar real life me kamino ka sahjaada hu..chal kabhi milte h

    sarab kabab sabab k sath mahfil jamte h..

  21. kaminey says:

    abe SUNNY paji ab jab tu mere des se hai to itna bolna to mera farz banta hai yaar, agar koi lafda ho gela hai yar fin tere kou tang kare to bejhijak be hichak any tym mere paas …..nai ane ka wo ek admin nam ka londa hai uske pas jane ka..

    or kon kon hai bhai log CHHATTISGARH se sab bhai log n sab maal log ko mera tahe lund se JMC..

  22. joni says:

    koi ladki hai jo mujhse choodna chahegi

    1. Sweety says:

      Tujh per yhi kaam hai kya? Aur kuch kar

      1. UR LOVE says:

        Sweety..

        mujhe kuch karna hai tere saath..

  23. Divya says:

    sunny yaar joke achha tha issliye bola tha

    1. sunny says:

      dibya main 8"wala jin hu jarrut jo to batna main tumhri kawais puri kar dunga ok beby

  24. Kishg says:

    Radika darling ye sach hai tumere pas hai baki sab bakwas hai

    1. Sweety says:

      Ya right

  25. Jai says:

    Lagta Hai Sapna Ko Road Par Billi Ki Tarah Ghumne Ka Expri.Hai

  26. JAGDISH says:

    JIN NE AISA PUCHNA CHAHIYE THA Ki 7 UP PIKEY YA 7 UP KI BATLI RAGADKE

  27. sandi_delhi says:

    sex ke liye sirf 4 inch ka lund hi kafi hein

    tum kitni der tak bardasht kar sakti hoon yeh dekhna hein

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