Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta

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Kya Kehna Mard Aur Aurat Ke Rishte Ka

Bada Hi Ajeeb Hota Hai Yeh Rishta

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Dur Ho To Lambi Judai

Aur..

Paas Ho To Lambi Chudai“.

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Kya Kahna Mrd Aur Aurat Ke Rishte Ka Bada Hi Ajib Hota Hai Ye Rishta.. Dur Ho To Lambi Judai Aur Paas Ho To Lambi Chudai

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8 Comments

  1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ yaar ese hee to kehte hai good improvment !

    @ admin bhai mst joke raha ! mazzaaa aa gaya !!!!!

    @kuch logo ka kehna hai ki lambi judaai ke baad hee ********* me mazzaaa hai !

  2. Cobra says:

    bahut sundar badiya judai and chudai

    gud one…

  3. Heartbeat says:

    Isse kehte hain judai aur chudai ka attot bandhan ha ha ha ha

  4. kapeed says:

    mast joke hai..

    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ bhai "kapeed" meri baat maan !
      tu apne naam ko change kr ke "kapeel" kr le ya na to "speed" kr le !

      @ yaar tere naam ka na to muh ka pata hai aur naa hee gaar ka !

  5. shallu says:

    mast joke hai, "jyada time saath rahe to ladayi"
    hehehe

  6. Mausam says:

    hahahaa

    4 dino ka ye mail o rabba fir lambi chudaai, lambiiiiii chudaaaaiiiii,ye gaana bhi achchha he.

    @ Physychology bhai kisee ne aapko bilkul sahi bataaya he ki Judai ke baad chudaai ka maza aur dugnaa ho jaataa he

    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ bs kheriyt hai bhai , apna sunaaoo !

      bhai aap to bilkul open hee kr dete ho , aise v es site ke user samjhdaar hai !

      kuch unke liye v chor do na !

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