Mard Hone Ke Fayde

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Dosto Swami Lunnacharya Ji Ne Mard Hone Ke Fayde Bataye Hai

1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar

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74 Comments

  1. Samir says:

    Ha ha ,,,ADMIN ye joke badi mast hai,,,, yaar,,,ye jokes to mai apni GF KO JAROOR SUNAOONGA

    bt tere site ka nam nahin batounga..he he

    1. Admin says:

      kyu be naam kyu nahi batayega… ye to galat baat hai hehehe

      chal site ka nahi mera naam bata diyo hehehe

      1. shallu says:

        admin bhah vo is site ka naam isliye nahi batayega kyunki usae pata chal gya to 2 batein ho sakti hai ya to vo is site par aana chahegi ya samir ko galiya padegi hehe

    2. Jay says:

      Yaar Samir tum apni GF ko site ka nam kyu nahin batayega….

      Darta kayun hai, yar ham log line nahi marega aur Mrega to tumko pata chal hi jayega:P ……hehehe

  2. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Divya or admin koi mujhe batayega ki w2h pe kaise aaya jata hai. Becoz divya want to talk to me ragarding bank. So plz help me yar. By the way joke is good and keep it up.

  3. Matrix says:

    He…..he…waise larko mien virginity ka sign hota hai. Lagta ha lunnacharya apni class mien dhyan na dekar larkiyon par nazar tikaye rakhta tha :P

    Waise doston jin logo ko ye reason nai pata ki admin ne do din joke kyon nahi upload kiya to mien batata hao. Asal mien usne rashi ko paane ke liye do din ka upwaas rakha tha(joke nai daalne ka) :P

    1. Admin says:

      Matrix galat bola tu Upwas Nahi Tapsya Ki Mene .. adhi rat ko jungle mein jaa kar..

      aur for your kind information mene do din nahi ek hi din joke nahi dala.. vo b kal

    2. shallu says:

      hey matrix kitni ajeeb lagta hai sochne mai ki ladkiyo mai jo virgin ka sign hota hai to ladke dwara us par full signature karne par vo sign hamesa ke liye mit jata hai.

  4. shallu says:

    hahahaha mast joke hai.

    1. Kumar says:

      To aap bolo mans are great…

      KOI woman hone ka fayada hain ??

  5. Heartbeat2 says:

    Dekha shallu mard hone ke faide aur ek baat jo nehi kaha jaya ho 9mahina pet bada karke ghumna nahi padta.

    1. shallu says:

      heartbeat i think ye comment mard hone ke fayda mai nahi aani chahiye baki tum khud samjhdaar ho

  6. Sherlyn says:

    Admin ji..next time plz woman hone ke fayde btana…..we also want to be proud.

      1. Sherlyn says:

        Thank u adminji..new hu na..to pta ni tha….par kal aapne badi nainsafi ki..koi joke upload ni kiya…kahin aap kal labours day par kisi ladki ka LABOUR to ni krwa rhe they…:-P

        1. Admin says:

          thik kaha ek ladki ko labour pain thhi .. usko leke doc ke pass gaya thha

          sundy ka din mera balayi ke liye hota hai

          1. Jay says:

            AdMiN BhAi bhlai karo to chpke se aise bolenge toh aapke Ghar k bahar Saturday ki night se hi logo ki line lag jaayegi:P……. hehehe

          2. shallu says:

            hehehe admin bhai sambhal kar kahi aisa na ho ki ladki apne labour pain ka kharcha bachne ke chakkar mai ye keh ki dhongi baba ye tumhara bacha hai elaaj karvao nahi to…………….

          3. Sherlyn says:

            Kbhi humari bhalai bhi kr do admin ji.

          4. Admin says:

            Hmm ok ji jrur krenge hehe apna fon number do

          5. shallu says:

            hehe itni tension mujhe hoti to comma mai hi chala jata

    1. Kartik says:

      Sherlyn ji ladki hone ka ye kya kam fayda hai ki saare ladke ladki ke peech hi bhag te hai

      1. Sherlyn says:

        Hye kartik ji..kese ho?

        1. Kartik says:

          Sherlyn ji i m fine and u waise aap kaha se belong rakhti ho

          1. Sherlyn says:

            Kartik me mp se hu..heart of india..aur aap?

          2. Kartik says:

            Sherlyn ji me delhi se hu heart of india

    2. Jay says:

      Sherlyn ji, aap logo (Aurato) k pash hum logo (Aadmi) se jyada Attractive Arms n parts hai….hehehe

      Dear don't mind mujhe es baat par Pappu ka ek joke yaad aa gaya aise hi Aurat aur Aadmi k upar discussions chal rahi thhi, Pappu baitha sabki baateyn sun raha thha..

      Sunte-sunte Pappu gusse se khara ho gaya aur bola…..

      Jo mila aurat ko mila!!

      Hont milay chuswany ko,

      Mammay milay dabwanay ko,

      Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.

      Aur humko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???

      so hilao……khoob hilao……aur hilate raho…….

      1. Sherlyn says:

        Thnx jay nd admin ji..nw m too proud of myself..luv u guys..u r really rocking..par admin ji kal kafi bura laga..no joke…aisa wapas mt krna..

        1. Admin says:

          achha ji.. aur jis din main 3 4 jokes dalta hun tab to kisi ne meri tariff nahi ki :(

          1. shallu says:

            kyu jhoth bol rahe ho admin bhai pehle jab apne 3 joke ek din mai submit kiye thae tab maine kha tha ki aaj ki tarah apni sari ungliya is site par barkarar rakho to maza dugna ho jaya kare.

          2. Admin says:

            shallu hehhe mene teri bat nahi ki be.. aur itne din dale ek bar bol diya to kya afat a gayi.. roja bola kar hehe

          3. Sherlyn says:

            Aap to lajawab ho…apki tareef kya karu..

          4. shallu says:

            thik hai admin bhai kal 3-4 joke upload karna vese tumhare pc mai aaj tak kitne jokes ka stock ho gya

    3. Nisha Chug says:

      nice one ha ha ha

  7. Jay says:

    हे दोस्तों ,

    सलाम नमस्ते !!!!!

    एडमिन भाई, धीरज यार, रशी, दिव्या, पंछी, सविता, जेस्सिका, शेर्ल्य्न, शीला, अंजलि, रुख़साना , मौसम, राज बिंदाश, कपिल, शल्लु, प्रिन्स, रावण, समीर, बंजारा, कोबरा, मैट्रिक्स, कार्तिक, प्यारे मोहन जी, आशीष, phychology, आयुष, heartthrob & heartbeat, सेंडी, बिस्वा, डॉक्टर कुमार ही, खान जी, अजूबा, नरेश, लोफर, वांटेड, दबंग, और किसी दोस्त का नाम छूट रहा है तो वो बोलकर अपना नाम भी लिखवा ले, या फिर किसी का नाम लिखने में कोई गलती गुस्सताखि वगैरह वगैरह हो गयी हो तो कोई बात नही आकर माफ़ी माँग लो, मै बहुत रहम दिल वाला हूँ ……हा हा हा हा हा

    1. Cobra says:

      Thank yaar yaad rakhane ke liye.

      hello all frnd kise sab, thik to ho na?

      Santa- Bahut Mushkil H School ki 'Teacher' se Pyar Karna ?

      .

      Banta- Q ?

      .

      Santa- Love Leter Bheja Tha, Home Work Smaj k Check kar Diya Or Boli Speling pe Dhyan do.

      1. Jay says:

        Yaar Cobra aapko dekhar bahut khushi ho rahi hai. Aap kahan busy rahte hai aur kyu time nahi de paa rahe hai ???????

        Dosto ye Santa aur uska Pappu dono ne Tahlaka macha rakha hai, Santa ne apni 'Teacher’ ko letter likha hai.

        aur

        Pappu offered Teacher 4 sex

        Teacher: Tum itney chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay?

        Papu: janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta

        Mgr phaar to skta hay;)……

    2. Madhab says:

      jay Mera name kaha likha tumne isme……………..?

  8. Jay says:

    Hey Dosto sari raat guzar gayi magar wo nahi aayi,

    Yaaro phir HILA kar sona pada :P

    yar kaya sochne lage mai BIjaLi ki baat kar raha hun wo nahi aayi aur PaNkha hila kar sona pada…

    pata nahi aap log kya-kya sochte rahte hai ……hehehe

  9. shallu says:

    bhai admin meri prob. Solve karo w2h par chat karne ki ya koi browser bata do mob. 5233 ke liye

    1. Admin says:

      Ab aake dekh…

    2. Yuvraj Singh junior says:

      Hi Shallu,ek baat to Swamiji ne kaha hi nahi 9mahine pet pada kadke ghumne ka tension bhi nehi hai.Agar tum nahi samjhi to mere pass chali aao me theory and pratical dono tarike se samjaha dunga

      1. Matrix says:

        Ha……ha…..ha…….ha……. Mien jaanta hoon tum sab bichare shallu ko shaalu kehkar mazaak urate ho.

      2. shallu says:

        junior baby 1st to mai ladka hu or dusra mujhe tumse jyada hi knowledge hogi bache paida karne ki bolo to tum ladke ho tab bhi tumhare bacha paida karke dikhau kya

        1. Samir says:

          *********Shallu – i m MALE*********
          yaar shallu tu apne nam k aage shallu – MALE,,,likh
          taki tujhe sbko bar bar ye na batane pare,,,,i m MALE,,i m MALE,,
          ha ha ha,,,
          bt yaar jitne v naye user aate hain sabhi tere gaddhe (surakh) k liye tujhse dosti krna chahte,,,pr ounhe ye nahi pata GADDHE ki jaghe ek bada ouddha hai ,,,,
          ha ha

          1. shalluM says:

            ye le yaar naam change tension hi khatam.

            hi rashii ji where r u yaar kha gaye.

            hey panchhi tumhara real name kya tha bahut sweet name tha. mind se nikal gya bta diyo mujhe janna hai.

  10. Heartbeat says:

    Wife apne husband se wife:- suno ji main aaj raat ko aapko nahi dungi kal raat aapne jaberdasti mujse se le li . . . . . . .yaar kya soch rahe ho wo pillow ki baat kar rahi hai kitni gandi soch hai tum logo ki

    1. panchhi says:

      heartbeat hu pn maja ma chhu…

      oye hiii ajuba kem chho?guj ma kyathi chho tame?

  11. Heartbeat says:

    Admin bhai kya main b aa sakta hun w2h pe nokia 3110c se konsa browser use karu opera/bolt/uc browser

    1. Admin says:

      bhai 3 hi use kar ke dekh le jis se aaya jaaye aa ja.. most welcome hehe

  12. yogi says:

    gud joke admin bhai meri bi prob hai me w2h pr chat ni kar paa rha hu plz prob solv kardo yaar plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ni to fir ………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. kuch ni fir isi pr ana padega

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai ab aake dekho aur batao aa paa rahe ho ya nahi

      1. Jay says:

        Admin Bhai mai v w2h par access nahi kar pata hun..

        Bhai humara v toh kuch khyal kijiye.

        1. Admin says:

          Jay Bhaiya.. maaifi chahunga aap shayad entry kar b na paao.. kyunki i blocked the whole Country.. UAE

          1. Jay says:

            Admin bhai to kya entry karne ka koi v rashta nahi hai?

            Plz. do somthing 4 me.

          2. Admin says:

            Opera Mini Use

  13. Jay says:

    हे मेरे नॉनवेज दोस्तों सावधान !!!!!!!

    काम वाली बाई

    एक दिन अचानक

    काम पर नहीं आई

    तो पत्नी ने फोन करके डांट लगाई

    अगर तुझे आज नहीं आना था

    तो पहले बताना था

    वह बोली-

    मैंने तो परसों ही फेसबुक पर लिख दिया था

    कि एक सप्ताह के लिए गोवा जा रही हूं

    पहले अपडेट रहो फिर भी पता न चले तो कहो,

    पत्नी बोली-

    तो तू फेसबुक पर भी है

    उसने जवाब दिया- मैं तो बहुत पहले से फेसबुक पर हूं

    साहब मेरे फ्रैंड हैं!

    बिलकुल नहीं झिझकते हैं

    मेरे प्रत्येक अपडेट पर बिंदास कमेंट लिखते हैं

    मेरे इस अपडेट पर उन्होंने कमेंट लिखा

    हैप्पी जर्नी, टेक केयर, आई मिस यू, जल्दी आना

    मुझे नहीं भाएगा पत्नी के हाथ का खाना

    इतना सुनते ही मुसीबत बढ़ गई

    पत्नी ने फोन बंद किया और मेरी छाती पर चढ़ गई

    गब्बर सिंह के अंदाज में बोली- तेरा क्या होगा रे कालिया!

    मैंने कहा- देवी! मैंने तेरे साथ फेरे खाए हैं

    वह बोली- तो अब मेरे हाथ का खाना भी खा!

    अचानक दोबारा फोन करके

    पत्नी ने कामवाली बाई से पूछा,

    घबराए-घबराए तेरे पास गोवा जाने के लिए पैसे कहां से आए?

    वह बोली-

    सक्सेना जी के साथ एल टी सी (LTC) पर आई हूं

    पिछले साल वर्मा जी के साथ उनकी बाई गई थी

    तब मैं नई-नई थी

    जब मैंने रोते हुए उन्हें अपनी जलन का कारण बताया

    तब उन्होंने ही समझाया

    कि वर्मा जी की बाई के भाग्य से बिलकुल मत जलना

    अगले साल अप्रैल 2011 में मैडम जब मायके जाएगी

    तब तू मेरे साथ चलना।

    पहले लोग कैशबुक खोलते थे

    आजकल फेसबुक खोलते हैं

    हर कोई फेसबुक में बिजी है

    कैशबुक खोलने के लिए कमाना पड़ता है

    इसलिए फेसबुक ईजी है

    आदमी कम्प्यूटर के सामने बैठकर रात-रात भर जागता है

    बिंदास बातें करने के लिए पराई औरतों/लड़कियों के पीछे भागता है

    लेकिन इस प्रकरण से मेरी समझ में यह बात आई है

    कि जिसे वह बिंदास मॉडल समझ रहा है

    वह तो किसी की काम वाली बाई है

    जिसने कन्फ्यूज करने के लिए

    किसी जवान सुंदर लड़की की फोटो लगाई है

    सारा का सारा मामला लुक पर है

    और अब तो मेरा कुत्ता भी फेसबुक पर है.

    डॉक्टर कुमार जी आप भी सावधान रहियेगा, प्यारे मोहन जी आपको मै कुछ नही कहूँगा क्योंकि आप गुरु जी है……..ही ही ही ही..

  14. Sherlyn says:

    O jay ji..galat h ye….aisa mat karna dobara..

    Aapko sach me sharm ni aati..

    Mere sath aisa krne k baad bhi muskura rahe ho..

    Me din-e-elahi(admin ji) se aapki shikayat karungi ki aapne humare naam ki shaan me gustakhi krte hue usey galat likha hai..:-P

    1. Admin says:

      oye mene kuch nahi hilaya yaar.. to mujhe kuch kuch kah rahi hi

    2. Jay says:

      Hey Sherlyn ye acchi Aadat nahi hai kishi ko chupkar dekhna ke wo kya kar raha hai ???

      Yaar mai to uske intzar me chhat (ceiling) par so raha thha ki wo aayegi to andar jakar sounga. Aab to Room me hi sounga chahe wo aaye ya na aaye (BIJALI).

  15. Rukhsana says:

    Aur agar koi human being "(Male+Female)/2" hai to uske liye bhi koi faayeda aur nuksaan to batayie naa hamere "Lunnacharya Maharaj Jee".? ? ?

    1. shallu says:

      hi rukhsana simple yaar aise logo ka fayda=(male hone ka fayda +female hone ka fayda)par unke liye ek dukh bhi hai ki vo baap or maa dono ka sukh nahi le sakte.

    2. Kartik says:

      Rukshana ji ladkiyo ke fayde dekhna chahati ho kya

  16. Khan says:

    Swamiji 5th point samajh nahi aaya khujane par pasina aata hai ladkiyon ko.

  17. Dhiraj says:

    @jay…kuch acchi batein bhi likha karo…tum acche tab lagte ho jab tumhari baton mein sex ki jagah love ho….thik hai na….one thing i knw ..ladkia ladko pe kyon marti hain…::)…u people cant understand.

    1. Jay says:

      @ Dhiraj

      Flowers + Butterflies = A beautiful scene

      Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather

      Stars + Moon = A romantic night

      You + Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!

      hehehe

  18. Raj bindaas says:

    mast joke h yaar

    Hi frnds yaar tumlogo se ek request hai tumlog mujhe to bhul hi gaye ho bt tumlog rashii g ko apne cmt me hamesha yaad karna ek wohi hai jo sab k absence me sbko yaad karti h aur ha ek aur quality h usme wnwo hamare site ki jaan ki jaan hai hehehe
    @admin bhai – me aaj bahut khush hu kyo pta nhi bt aaj jaisa pehle kabhi nhi feel kiya hu, har waqt muskura rha hu, kisi ki gali v phul jaisi lg rhi h,bhukh pyas sb mar gayi h, aisa lg rha ki khub jamke bhangra karu, lagta h i fall in luv, dil keh rha hai aage badhu bt dimag mana kr rha h me kya karu yaar me apne aapko rok nhi pa rha hu baba g pls u r very exp. person give me solution

    1. Matrix says:

      Tu ek kaam kar sakta hai. Self control yaar self control :P

  19. ghamandi prince says:

    mast joke hai

    pr ye joke hai

    hahaha

  20. Harsh says:

    Ladke hone ka sabse bada fayada hai ki sambhog se pregnant nahi ho sakte chahe ladki upar charh kar bhi sambhog kare

  21. navansh says:

    hi friends i am new here

  22. Payal says:

    hi frnds mujhe aacha laga aap logon ka post dekh kar… mujhese dosti karoge..

    1. Jay says:

      wElcome Payal ji,
      Hum sabhi aapke frnds hai……

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    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
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    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
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Top Jokes Of The Month

  • Kitne Tharki Log Hai Yaar
    Aap Logo Ne Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Bich Mein Bahut Si Tharki Baate Suni Hogi, Par In Dono Ne To Hadd Hi Paar Kar Di. Aap Padoge To Aapka Bhi Khada Ho Jayega
  • Waqt Se Pehle Aur Kismat Se Jyada Kabhi Nahi Milta
    Waqt Se Pehle Aur Kismat Se Jyada Kabhi Nahi Milta Ye Kahavt Aapne Suni Hogi, Par Aaj Iska Real Example Bhi Dekh Lo Santa Banta Ki Is Story Se.
  • Main Aur Meri Girlfriend
    Agar Aap Ki Girl-Friend Aapse Puche Ki Wo Kesi Lag Rahi Hai Aur Wo Aapke Jawab Se Agree Na Ho To Aap Bhi Pappu Ki Tarha Ye Line Bol Ke Uske Dil Ko Thand Dal Sakte Ho.
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    Pran Jaye Par Vachan Na Jaye Is Muhavre Ko Aap Logo Ne Bada Suna Hoga, Par Aayiye Aaj Aapko Iska Ek Behtreen Example De Jise Pad Ke Aap Has Ke Lot Pot Ho Jaoge.
  • Rakhi Kyu Nahi Bandhwayi
    Rakhi Wale Din Pados Ki Ladkiya Ladko Ko Rakhi Bandhne Ke Piche Rahti Hai, Par Pappu Ne Ladki Ko Aisa Jawab Diya Ki Ab Wo Rakhi Bandhne Se Pahle 100 Bar Sochegi.
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    Aksar Log Shadi Se Pahle Juthe Wade Kar Dete Hai, Aur Bad Mein Pachatava Hota Hai, Par Is Bande Ne To Esa Juth Bola Jo Kisi Ne Shayad Aaj Tak Na Bola Ho
  • How To Get Big Boobs?
    Easiest Way To Get Big Big Boobs - If You Want Your Wife To Get Bigger Boobs Here Is A Easy Trick From A Husband Which Works Very Well. Say Thanks To Him For The Trick
  • How To Do Love Marriage In Easy Way
    Agar Aap Bhi Love Marriage Karna Chahte Hai Aur Ladki Ke Ghar Wale Nahi Man Rahe To Ye Ek Choti Si Trick Use Karke Aap Bhi Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ko Mana Sakte Hai
  • Ramzan Treat For Husbands
    Vese To Biwi Jab Shohar Se Ladti Hai To Chup Hone Ka Nam Nahi Leti, Par Ramzan Ke Dino Mein Aap Ek Trick Use Karke Usko Chup Karva Sakte Ho, Pade Is Joke Mein
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    Jab Kisi Ko Bhut Time Baad Dekhte Hai To Unme Aaya Change Surprise Kar Deta Hai, Aur Kabhi Kabhi Surprised Hokar Aisi Baatein Muh Se Nikal Jaati Hai Ki Tauba Tauba