Mard Ki Taakat Ka Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?

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Sex Ke Waqt Mard Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Uske Hilte Hue Hips Se Nahin,

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Balki Ladki Ke Uchhalte Hue Boobs Se Hota Hai.

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9 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Ye nayi baat batai magar mujhe to lagta tha ki ladki ki cheekh se mard ki takat ka andaja hota hai

    1. ρяιүα says:

      me to idhr hi hoon…..
      exams n Admin me busy thi to kum kiye comments :P :P

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehehehehe………
    Great quote……… Admin bro

  3. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Hainh..!! Maza Nahi Aaya.

  4. R.P. JAISWAL says:

    hehehe mast hai bhai joke

  5. Sujeet says:

    Barish Ki Rim Jhim bhi Kuch Ga Rahi…
    Betabi Dil Pe Mere Chaah Rahi Hai…
    Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai…
    Armano Pe Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi…
    Meri Nazar Me Koee Aa Rahi Hai…
    Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai…
    Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai…
    Aa Rahi Hai…Aa Rahi Hai…

  6. Sujeet says:

    So Jaao Tum Sab Apne Khwaabo’n Mein Aaram
    Se..!!
    Ek Mein Tanha Hi Kaafi Hun Is Raat Ka Dil
    Behlaane Ke Liye..!!

    1. Admin says:

      Haan yaad aaya uss ke akhri alfaz yahi the,
      Ab jee sakoge toh jee lena…Par Mar jao toh Behter Hai….!!!

  7. Golu Yadav says:

    grate

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