Mard Ki Taqat Ka Andaza

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Great Sex Philosopher William Sexfear Ne Kaha Hai

Mard Ki Taqat Ka Andaza,

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Uss Ke Zor Se Nahi,

Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai

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Great Sax Philosopher William Saxfear Said - Mard Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Uss Ke Zor Se Nahi, Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai

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18 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    @RASHI dear wo koi story nhi hai me to bas fact batata hu na jane kyu aap logo ko story lagti hai……

    @ADMIN chal apna no. de de discuss kr lete hain…….

    1. Admin says:

      Nhi be tu apna number de

  2. Jay says:

    @Dhiraj yaar m Jay hu Jak nahi, Wo koi aur hai. Aur suna teri Di kaisi hai ????
    Aur teri bhootani to mujhe bhool gayi hogi ?????

    @ Raj Bro. sorry mai 2-3 dino me etana busy thha ki aapne yaad kiya aur mai hazir nahi ho paya.

  3. Amrut khatri says:

    Aap ke non veg joks bahut hi mast hote he. Me apane sabhi dosto ko send karata hu. Vo bahut hi tarif karte he. Meri nahi dost AAPKI

  4. Ashish~ says:

    Han han han apna nambur de do orignal baat my bata.u'

  5. Admin says:

    Aur fir khti ho ki sirf bf se hi sax krne pe aids hua. Wah ji pure american ho

    1. AJUBA says:

      Admin bro mera jok apruv ni kiya? Why

    2. Samir says:

      Admin yar ye koi,,forner nahi,balki 1 chutiya larka hai ya koi larki,,jo hm logon ko ullu bana rahi hai
      kyunki koi v forner ek ya der sal me itna achha hindi nahi bol sakta hai,,,
      aur apni posetive repert bare m itna halla v nahi karega..

      1. Admin says:

        Shukriya samir batane ke liye par hehe main ye baat phle se janta hun :p

  6. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hi admin bhai yaar mere comment ko kya ho gaya jo aapne paas nahi kiya !

    pillz reply !

  7. Dhiraj says:

    @jay 4u…tum jo aae jindagi mein baat ban gayi….raat mein tum …din mein bhi tum ……Tumhe yaad hai tumhara pehla cmnt nov 2010 mein keval hi! tha…jab mein tumhara naam padha jay to mein is naam pe fida ho gaya…aur tumne mujhe raat k 2:25 par jagaya tha….meri bhootni tumhare liye hamesha jinda rahegi….tc..gn sweet drms……

  8. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay…ur heart is handsome and my heart is beautiful…..but pledge we willmeet when u will bcome mosthandsome and i will most beautiful…..u knw sabra ka phal dhiraj hota hai….so dhiraj rakho…

  9. Kartik says:

    Jasika ji aap lund k baare me bhut janti hai sayed bahut khaye ya phir aap k saadi ho chuki hai

  10. Lalit says:

    Hi friends kaise ho

  11. Mausam says:

    hahaha magar ek confusion he is joke me
    e.g.-
    ek baar santa ne ye joke padh kar bus stop par khadee ek ladki ki gaaand me ungli kar dee wo bhi thoda jor se,
    Ladki bidak gayee aur santaa par jor jor se chillaane lagi aur gaaliyaa dene lagee,
    santa bhi jor jor se kahne lagaa ki dekhaa main hoon asli mard ,dekho ladki kitnee jor jor se chilla rhi he,
    ye sunte hi public ne Santa ko dhona shuru kar diyaa.
    Bechaara Mard pit gayaa william sexfera ke chakkar me.

    1. Admin says:

      Mausam par vo awaje aur hoti hai dear.

      Yad kr jab ek bar tere sath hua thha tab tune jo awaje nikali thhi same esi awaje honi chHiye

  12. raja says:

    hi i m new user i want to join u r group

  13. Navin Mishra says:

    this is funny jokes

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