Mast Biwi Hai

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Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se

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Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai

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On Nite Of Honeymoon. Hus- Kha Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Age Se Piche Se. Wife- Khi Se B Daalo Iss Route Ki Sbhi Liney Mast H.

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24 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    hahahahahahaha…………Yaar ye Wife to wakayi me mast hai, Lekin hai kiski ??????

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe teri hi hogi aur kiski hogi..

      1. Jay says:

        Eska matlab tu hi hai:P
        Mere se jo “G” marwata hai…hehehe

        1. Admin says:

          bhonsdi ke apni imandari se bata ye jo bat tune boli iska koi matlab nikla…

          Sala Choti Lulli Wala

          “O abe ye to gali ke sath sath sher b ban gaya hehehehehe

  2. Addy says:

    Nice jokes hehehehe…, Hello friends kaise ho? Msg ka reply jarur de warna mein samjuga ki apko b aids ho gayi hain hehehe…,yadi neend se utt gaye ho toh gud mrgs.. Frds.

  3. Nilesh says:

    Good morning frends…
    Hahahahahaha…… BB to wakai mast hai yarrrrr……
    Aur WANTED bro kya haal hai janab kaaaa…..thik hui ya ilaaj chal raha hai.agar abhi nahi thik hua hai to ap please mere pas aiye mai apne dhang se ilaj karunga…. hehehehehe….

  4. Jay says:

    Sweetheart, Tujhe kya huwa hai, kyu Accha nahi lag raha hai ? Tabiyat to theek hai ???? Kahi kal Ekadashi thhi aur tumne jyada GANNE (Sugarcane)ka Rash to nahi choosh liya hai:P

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe sare teri tarha thode hai jo ganne ko dekh ke pagal ho jaye.. vese man na padega ustad ganna tu dono taraf se ander leta hai hehehehehe

  5. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    hehehehehehehehahahahahahahaha, mast joke hai ek dam, aisi biwi har kisi ko mile

  6. Wanted says:

    HEHEHEHE
    ADMIN BRO ne NILESH ki biwi k sath apna experience sbke sath share kr liya. ab to NILESH ki waat lg gyi. ;)

    1. Nilesh says:

      Abe tujhe pata hona chahiye ki abhi meri shadi nahi hui hai.hehehehehehe…….

    2. Nilesh says:

      Abe tu apne g ka dhyan rkha kar warna admin bro ke place pr maine teri mari to phir tu kahi ka nahi rh jayega.hehehehehe……..
      tujhe pata hona chahiye ki abhi meri shadi nahi hui hai.hehehehehehe…….

  7. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Hum Aap ki yaad me udas hai, Bas Aap ko ek baar dekhney ki Aas hai,
    Chahe dost kitney hi kyu na ho, Mere liye to Aap hi sab se khas hai. Dear Ab to Aa jawo naaaaaaa Aapki bhut yaad Aa rahi hai……..buhuhuhu

  8. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, Koi tumhare itane Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
    Tum etani sweets hi ho kee, I. L. U. to har koi Keh dega tumse, Magar Jab Koi Hamari tarah I. L. U. Nahi kah Paaye to batana…….”I MISS U”

  9. Jay says:

    Panchhy, Tara prem ma etlo vishwas kem che ? Tara vichar etla sundar kem che? Duniya kahe se Pyar nu dukh to mithu hoy che, To Aankh na Aansu khara kem che ??

    1. panchhy says:

      kem ke mitha(sweet) sathe kaik namkin pn joiye ne :p

      1. Jay says:

        hehehehe……Meri Kabootari tu Wakayi me Sweet hai rey …. uumma ….. Muaaaah ooooooooooooooooooooooomhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

        1. Admin says:

          Bakootri ko puppy :O abe hamari to vo leti nahi teri kaisi le legi ;) hehehehehhe

  10. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, U door Rahkar es tarah se dooriyon ko aur badaya nahi karte.
    Apne dosto ko es tarah se sataya nahi karte. Har waqt jise bas Aapka hi khayal ho. Usay Apni ek Jhalak ke liye es tarh se sataya nahi karte……..Plz..Ab to Maan jawo aur Lout Aawoooooooooo

  11. Jay says:

    Ashish bhai, Apni sali ki mere sath setting kara ke to dekho.
    Sali ka Akadna kya? Chalna phirna bhi band ho jaayega:P

    hehehehe….Aap “P” ka matlab nahi samjhtey hai ?????
    Mere Bhai “P” ka matlab “PANKAJ” ya phir “PANCHHY” hai. Jo es Site ki help Line hai.
    Agar kishi users ko koi Joke ya phir Cmnts Samajh me nahi Aata hai to en par try kartey hai:P

    1. panchhy says:

      oye mene kb joke ya cment samjhaya? Ye kam sirf pankaj ka h

      1. Jay says:

        hehehehe………..Panchhy dear, Pankaj bro. HighCourt hai aur Aap SupremeCourt hai.
        Sara Mamla Jab HighCourt me hi sulajh jaat hai to Aapke yaha SupremeCourt me koi Cause hi nahi pahuchta hai. Esliye Jab koi Cause unki Court me nahi solve hoga to Aapke yaha Appeal kiya jaayega:P

  12. Addy says:

    Admin yaar mere cmt waiting mein aa rahe hai mere cmt kya next year publish karenga

  13. Hps says:

    Mast bibi hai. @addy bro kaise ho.

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