Master Ho To Aisa

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Kayi Bar Hum Kisi Cheez Se Tang Aakar Apne Teachers Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochte Hai, Par Yaad Rakhe Guru Hamesha Guru Hi Rahta Hai, So Soch Samajh Ke Pange Lo
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College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke Doran Sex Ki Baatein Karne Lag Jaata Tha.

Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se Tang Aakar Ek Din Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa Hua To Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi,

Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata Chal Gaya,

Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture Shuru Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola.

Master: “Tumhe Pata Hai Ki France Mein Randiyo Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai

Ladkiyo Ne Ek Dusare Ko Dekha Aur Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi,

Ye Dekh Ke Master Hansa Aur Bola.

Master: “Beth Jao – Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi France Ki Flight Nahi Hai

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31 Comments

  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
    Gud joke…

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good joke

  3. Anuj says:

    bewakoof Ladkiya :p hahahahahahahahahaha

  4. rajesh says:

    Is ko kahte hai guru chal ho ja suru gud jo
    ke

  5. Himanshu.The.DON says:

    Hehehe ye to purani kahawat ha ki aurten kabi ek se santust nai hoti. Mere khyaal se ladkiyan ab humse aage nikal hi gyi. Chahe baat study ki ho,business ki ho ya sex intrest ki. Hehe

  6. Kunal says:

    Mast joke hai bhai.

  7. Jay ♥ says:

    hahahahaha…………gud joke……good morning frnds.

    1. पीपल वाले बाबा says:

      Jay ♥ बच्चा मैंने सुना है तुम बहुत गांड मराते हो ??????????
      तुम संसार के नियम के खिलाफ जा रहे हो बच्चा, ये गलत बात है.
      भगवान ने हमें हाथ इसलिए दिया है की हम इसी हाथ से कामा के खा सके, और गांड धो सके
      लकिन तुम तो गांड से कमाने लगे और हाथ से खा रहे हो ???????
      सुधर जा बालक अभी भी समय है,,,
      वरना तुम्हे नर्क लोक में कुत्तों से गांड मराने का कार्य मिलेगा भगवान द्वारा
      सुधर जा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा

      1. Admin says:

        abe vo kutto se gand marwane ke liye hi to ye kam karta hai.. taki narak mile saza mein hehe

      2. Jay ♥ says:

        हा हा हा हा हा हा हा……… तू आ गया भोसड़ी के पीपल वाले बाबा, मुझसे गांड मरवा-मरवा के आज तू बाबा बन गया और उपदेश देने लगा है ? मुझे मालूम है की अगर तू अपने असली नाम से आएगा तो यहा सभी तेरी गांड के पीछे लग जायेंगे. इसलिए तू बाबा बनकर आया है अपने गांड कि खुजली मितवाने. . . . . हा हा हा हा हा हा हा

      3. pankaj says:

        abe ye kon hai bhai peepal wala baba…….baato se to koi purana user lagta hai….

  8. Jay ♥ says:

    Must – Must Read…

    Ek Baar bahut Badh aai … Sab Dub
    gyeee…
    Rescue Team : Aapka Koi guma To
    nahi,
    Santa Ki Biwi : Mera Pati
    Rescue Team : Wo dikhne me
    kaisa tha
    Santa Ki Biwi : 6 foot , ek dum
    gora , Salman Jaisi body
    Jitne Padosan Boli..
    Tera Pati aisa thode na tha..
    Santa Ki Biwi : gaya jo gya , aab
    layege to aacha hi na ..
    …lolzzz

  9. Jay ♥ says:

    @Sweetheart, Main Jo chahon to Abhi tod Loon nata tumse,
    Par main buz-dil Hoon mujhe maut se Dar lagta hai ..

  10. prity saxena says:

    hi friends h r u?joke achchha hai abhi so ke uthi to pata laga ab tak to bahut coments aa chuke hai. hi admin aap bhi mujhe gali sikhana chahte ho ? koi bat seekh jaungi

    1. Admin says:

      hmmm….

    2. Anuj says:

      prity sEx hai na ,tumhara naam hi itna saxy hai to tum kitni saxy hogi ye soch kar kya kya khada ho rha hai tumhe nhi pata :ho
      waise jhantu ka matlab bata deti to aha tha

      1. pankaj says:

        hahahaha wldn anuj……priety sex hai na…………hehehe bahut badiya…..

  11. deepak says:

    Hehehe…gud joke…
    Lagta h Pappu or savita aunty jese honhaar students
    Ko isi master ne padhaya he…..

  12. Lucky says:

    (बेटा वाशिंग मशीन से कपडे धो रहा था ये देख कर बाप बोला)
    पापा : भोसड़ी के कपडे हाँथ से धो लिया करो आधी पगार तो बिजली के बिल में चली जाती है,
    बेटा : मादरचोद तूने भी क्यों शादी की ? तू भी अपना लंड हाथ से हिला लेता तब तो पूरी पगार बच जाती…….

  13. Harendra chaudhary says:

    Hi frnds ab me apne ful name se comnt kiya karuga kyunki mene ab hand practice krna chodh diya h

    1. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Aare wah hps bhai name change

  14. Monica Sharma says:

    :)

  15. deleted says:

    Gud joke admin

    1. Admin says:

      kyu bhonsdi ke.. auro logo ki tarha dant fad ke hus nahi sakta

      tarif karte hue Topi aa jati hai kya

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Kyon bhai kuch or bhi phad ker bhi hansa jata hai kya

        1. Admin says:

          bilkul

  16. Kunal says:

    Hiii friends

  17. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Bus Kuch Der aur Zinda rakh Mujhe.
    Apne Liye nhi Tumharey Unn Chahne Walo ke liye.
    Bohot Gunah kiye hai Maine,,,
    SAzA B Paane ka Bus Akhiri Moka hai Ye

  18. Mr. Bachelor says:

    One Day Priest Lost His Cock (Murga)
    He Asked In Church: “Does Anyone Has
    A Cock?”
    All The Men Stood Up
    Then He Asked: “Does Anyone Has Seen
    A Cock?”
    All Women Stood Up
    Finally He Asked: “Has Anyone Seen My
    Cock?”
    Nuns Stood Up.

    1. rajesh says:

      Hahahahahahaha

  19. Niteshsomesay says:

    Hahahahahahaha….. :-)
    ekdm gardaa jokes…!

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