Maths Can Only Be Beaten By Logic

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Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
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Ek Baar Teacher Ne Santa Se Pucha,

Teacher: “5 – 5 = How Much?”

Santa Remains Quiet.

Teacher: “Arre Baba, Samjho, Agar Tere Paas 5 Bhaturey Hai Aur Main Tere 5 Bhaturey Le Lu, To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?”

Santa: “Chole.”

Teacher Abhi Tak Coma Me Hai.

Hindi Version

एक बार टीचर ने संता से पूछा,

टीचर: "5-5 = कितने हुए"

संता चुप रहा कुछ ना बोला

टीचर: "अरे बाबा, समझो, अगर तेरे पास 5 भटूरे है और मैं तेरे 5 भटूरे ले लू, तो तेरे पास क्या बचेगा?"

सांता: "छोले."

टीचर अभी तक कोमा में है.

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