Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega

Ek Aadmi Aadhi Raat Ko Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa, Jisme Nayi Nayi Shadi Hue Miya Biwi Rahte The.

Chor Ne Ladki Aur Ladke Ko Bandha Aur Ladki Ke Kaan Par Kiss Ki Aur Phir Bathroom Chala Gaya.

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Ladke Ne Ladki Se Kaha: “Tum Isko Satisfy Karo Warna Ye Humein Maar Dega Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You Jaan, Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega.

Ladki Boli: “Usne Mere Kaan Par Kiss Nahi Ki Hai Balki Mujhe Bola Hai Ki, Main Ek Pathan Hoon Aur Mujhe Vaseline Chahiye Mene Use Bata Diya Ke Bathroom Mein Rakhi Hai Meri To Kher Hai Bus Tum Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You To Jaanu, Mere Pyaar Mein Bhi Koi Farak Nahi Padega

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22 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    बड़े नादान है जो इस दौर में भी वफ़ा की उम्मीद रखते है ..
    यहाँ दुआ पूरी न हो तो लोग भगवान को भी बदल देते है ,,,!

  2. deleted says:

    Rone se kisiko paya nhi jata, Khone se kisiko bhulaya nhi jata,
    Waqt sabko milta h zindgi badalne k liye, Pr Zindgi nhi milti waqt badalne K liye…

  3. deleted says:

    Breaking News:
    Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
    Advertisement Dekh Kar
    Apne Parents Ka Mobile
    Inter-change Kar Diya.
    Next Week They Got Divorced… .
    Now New Punch Line :-
    Idea Can Not Only
    Change Your Life It Also
    Help You To Change Your Wife.

  4. deleted says:

    Raat bhar mujhe iss baat ne sone na dia ki
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    ….. . . zindgi to bas 4 din ki hai
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    |..(‘,’) | )(> |<|. . . . . . . .
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    . Or net pack maine 30 din ka kara liya !

  5. deleted says:

    Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
    jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya

    Santa confidently answered- Sir

    1-SMOKING
    2-DRINKING….

  6. deleted says:

    Tum Ye Mat Samjh’na k Humein koi
    Or Nahi ‘Chahta’…..
    Tum ‘Chhor’ bi Do Ge To ‘Mout’ bahut
    talabgaar h hamari……

  7. deleted says:

    Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
    .
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    Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
    .
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    Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
    Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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    Everyone swam to save their life,
    but you were still swimming and
    searching for someone.”
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    Boyfriend (with luv): “I was searching for you, na?
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    Girlfriend said: NO, You were
    shouting,
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    “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

  8. deleted says:

    ठिकाना कब्र है कुछ तो इबादत कर मुसाफिर , कहते हैं खाली हाथ किसी क घर जाया नहीं करते

  9. deleted says:

    दोस्ती का दम भरते थे वो कभी और आज

    जब दोस्त को कफ़न में लिपटा देखा

    तो कहा कौन है ये मै तो इसे जानती तक नहीं

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