Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai

Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Maa , Saath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jaati Hai

Maa: “Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameez Pehan Ke Dekh, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi

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The Joke "Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai" posted on 16 Sep 2015 under Hindi Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and viewed 38,969 times.

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Girl: Ma Baju Wale Ladke Ko Dekhar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hey. Maa: Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kammeej Pahan Kar Ja, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi!"

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  1. tastynipples says:

    saale bando k lund 2 inch k ho ya 6 ki….jb dekho khdi ho jati hai beshak bra k size 25 ho!!! ladkiyo k bra tight 6 se kam dekh k nae hoti….isse khte hai standard!!!

  2. Pk says:

    Priya, Yes u r right. Only Girls have the knowledge about STANDARD. Isliye unki bra kisi kisi ladke ko dekh kar tight hoti hai.Tumhari bra din me kitne ladko ko dekh ker tight hoti hai.

  3. Pk says:

    Darling (Priya),

    1. Tune mujhe abhi dekha he kaha hai. Jis din dekh legi khol k khadi ho jayegi. Oh sorry let jayegi. I promise.

    2. Gira hua ladka to mai hu. Per tere uper to mai abhi tak nahi gira.

    3. Mere paas grlfrnds ki kami nahi hai jo tujh jaisi (bahan g type) ladki se bhik manguga. Just for knowledge, ye to bata tu kitne ladko ko roz bhik me apni chut deti hai.

    4. Also meaning of ur name is 'DARLING' or hindi me to tujhe 'PRIYE' ka means pata hoga he. Naam to tune khud he chudne wala rakha hua hai

  4. priya says:

    @ pk:

    Drunk (pk)

    1) tujhe dekhne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai mujhe, teri aukaat dekh li, aur teri tameez dekh li…wo kaafi hai.

    2)mujh par girne ka mauka tujhe is janam mei to kya, agle saat janmo mein bhi nahi milega.

    3) tu mujhe behenji bula raha hai…mujhe tujh par gussa nahi aa raha kyunki tum us fox ki tarah ho jise angoor nahi mile to unhe khatte kehkar, apni gardan jhuka kar wahan se nikal gaya. usi tarah jis insaan ko jo cheez nahi milti, wo use bura keh kar apni izzat bachane ki koshish karta hai.

    4) tera naam bhi tere liye bilkul sahi hai… mujhe pata hona chahiye tha ki tu peekay aata hai…isliye tu behki hue baatein karta hai. mujhe tere baaton ka jawaab dene mei koi faayda nahi lagta kyunki tere jaise namrad se behes karke jeetne mei bhi koi badi baat nahi hai. isliye koi asli mard hai to mere comment ka reply kare.

  5. priya says:

    @ nagesh: apne standard ke baare mein mujhe mat batao. tumhari baaton se pata chalta hai ki tum kitne gire hue ho.yehan se jao aur jaa kar bheekh maango jahan par maangte ho.

  6. nagesh says:

    @priya darling
    (1)chahe tum apni chut jis bhi standard ke lund se marwao, tumhari chut rahegi hamesa lund se niche
    (2)tum nonveg jokes kafi pasand karti ho, isse pata chalta hai ki tum kitni uthi hui ho……

    janeman abhi mai jinda hun, isliye mujhe mangne ki koi jaroorat nahi,
    Rs.30000 kamata hun , 10000 lutata hun;
    tum jaisi ladkiyo ko apne lund pe nachata hun….

  7. satyam says:

    wah……….
    maja aa gya……
    comment padh ke……..


    @pk gud reply to priya..
    @priya Lagi rho yar…..
    aapki bato se pata chalta hai ki
    aap achhe "standard" ki ladki hai…..
    to fir yaha kya kr rhi hain ????

  8. Pk says:

    Priya, aaj mai bahut khush (happy) hu. Kal (11 aug 10) (yesterday) meri wife ko ladka (baby) hua, Isliye mai tumhe kuch nahi likh raha hu. Muh mitha kar lena. Agar tumhe rapchik nonveg reply chahiye to 4 5 din baad nonveg sa comment mujhe likh dena.
    Sameer (admin), kuch chating jaisa ready karo.

  9. priya says:

    @admin: thnx dude…mera iraada pk ki aise tesi ferne ka nahi tha…but he asked 4 it.

    @satyam: i m not insecure about my standard, and so i m confident tht reading non veg jokes does not degrade one's standard.

    @pk: congratulations!!! i wish u and ur wife lots of happiness and hope tht ur boy grows up to be an honourable and well mannered man…unlike his dad. ;)

  10. Pk says:

    Yery good darling oh sorry u r priya, mai bhi tumhe yahi samjhana chahta tha ki nonveg jokes padhne se kisika standard down nahi hota. Mai ise mind freshner ki tarah use karta hu n i think rest persons also use as i. F.Y.I i never drink. Agar mai likhna chahu to mai b likh sakta hu ki “Namard tum mujhe kah sakti thi agar tumne jo mere sath sex karne ki koshish ki thi or mai fail ho jgta but i was succesful. Tumne blooding na rukne ke karan kafi pads or cloths gande ker diye the” lekin mai aisa kuch nahi likhunga. Bcoz i hate any type of fight. I wanna do frndship to every reader.
    Tumse bhi. Wud u?

  11. pk says:

    Amit, by the way meri koi bahan nahi hai. isliye tumhari bahan ko he mai apni bahan samajhta hu. jokes hum aur tum padh rahe hai, hume comment bhi ek dusro ko karne chahiye. kisike family members ko involve nahi karna chahiye. Comment mai bhi tumhare family members ke bare me likh sakta hu, lekin mai unhe kuch nahi likhunga

    Admin. U should delete this type of mail. Plz revert

  12. sonia says:

    gud1 priya…….guyr alwayz cheap….dey dnt hv standards….25-26 size vali bandi ko dekh k b inka khada ho jata hai….koa to standard rakho….25 size me tm kya loge n vo kya degi???

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