Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai

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Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Maa , Saath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jaati Hai

Maa: “Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameez Pehan Ke Dekh, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi

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Girl: Ma Baju Wale Ladke Ko Dekhar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hey.
Maa: Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kammeej Pahan Kar Ja, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi!"

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49 Comments

  1. pradeep says:

    solid..bole to ek dum mast baat boli uski maa ne..:)

  2. Nitesh says:

    Nice joke

    tami or riya tum be bra na pahna karo ladko ka lund tight karo

  3. ranjha says:

    good joke………..

  4. Pk says:

    Wo ladka mai he hu na jise dekh ker teri bra tight ho jati h, mujhe bata de meri pent to sabhi (all) ladkiyo ko dekh kar tight ho jati h.

  5. sanjeev says:

    hi lili, tumhari b bra tight hoti hai ya nahi,

  6. ravi says:

    fact:only 2.5 inch is enough to satisfy a woman's desire

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  7. ravi says:

    thats the length of credit card

    dimag me land k siva kuch ghusta h ki nahi

  8. tastynipples says:

    saale bando k lund 2 inch k ho ya 6 ki….jb dekho khdi ho jati hai beshak bra k size 25 ho!!! ladkiyo k bra tight 6 se kam dekh k nae hoti….isse khte hai standard!!!

  9. priya says:

    ladko ko standard ke baare mei kya pata

  10. Samrat.. says:

    Ohhoo…..to aap hi bta djiye priya madam…apka standrd kya h….

  11. Pk says:

    Priya, Yes u r right. Only Girls have the knowledge about STANDARD. Isliye unki bra kisi kisi ladke ko dekh kar tight hoti hai.Tumhari bra din me kitne ladko ko dekh ker tight hoti hai.

  12. Pk says:

    Priya u did'nt revert.

  13. rakesh says:

    uski maa ne us ladke se chooda jo rakha hai,,,,

  14. rakesh says:

    madam ki choot ko jahapanh ke lund ki jaroorat hai,,,,,tofa kab kabool karogi madam

  15. Nagesh says:

    priya tu girl hai ki boy

  16. priya says:

    @ samrat and pk: tum jaise gire hue ladko ko dekh kar mein arouse nahi hoti…mujhe tum logon par taras aata hai…bechaare kaise bheekh maangte ho.

  17. Pk says:

    Darling (Priya),

    1. Tune mujhe abhi dekha he kaha hai. Jis din dekh legi khol k khadi ho jayegi. Oh sorry let jayegi. I promise.

    2. Gira hua ladka to mai hu. Per tere uper to mai abhi tak nahi gira.

    3. Mere paas grlfrnds ki kami nahi hai jo tujh jaisi (bahan g type) ladki se bhik manguga. Just for knowledge, ye to bata tu kitne ladko ko roz bhik me apni chut deti hai.

    4. Also meaning of ur name is 'DARLING' or hindi me to tujhe 'PRIYE' ka means pata hoga he. Naam to tune khud he chudne wala rakha hua hai

    1. admin says:

      PK, Hmm bada lamba aur solid comment diya hai tune to yaar. Ab Dekhna hai ki priya kya kahti hai

  18. Nagesh says:

    priya babe mera jawab nahi diya, kuchh gali mujhe bhi de do, mai bhi low bahut standard hai

  19. nagesh says:

    wah wah pk, ab priya ki chut ka pani nikal diya tune,ab wo apni sukhi chut kise bhikh me dengi

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh do din ruk ja pani fir se aa jayega. kuch log paani nikalte hai kuch dalte hai

  20. nagesh says:

    mere pani ka matlab ijjat se tha, rahimdas ka nahi suna hai bin pani sub sun, ijjat gayee hai priya ke chut ki, ab nahi ayegi

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh, Fir ye bhi to kisi ne kaha hai na "Nadiyon Ghatiyon Na Neer"
      Hehehe ab kisne kaha hai ye tum jano maine kabi itna study nahi kiya.

  21. Sameer says:

    Good joke, but why are you guys take it personally.

    Priya, you didn't comment on boys and pk' don't take this anyway. Cool man:)

  22. prabhat says:

    yarr tum log itna ladte kiu ho

  23. saloni says:

    lakde ko dekh kr hojati hai ,,meri to ladke ka lund dekh kr ho jati ho

  24. mukesh says:

    ye to sachai hai,dartoor hai dunia kaa

  25. priya says:

    @ pk:

    Drunk (pk)

    1) tujhe dekhne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai mujhe, teri aukaat dekh li, aur teri tameez dekh li…wo kaafi hai.

    2)mujh par girne ka mauka tujhe is janam mei to kya, agle saat janmo mein bhi nahi milega.

    3) tu mujhe behenji bula raha hai…mujhe tujh par gussa nahi aa raha kyunki tum us fox ki tarah ho jise angoor nahi mile to unhe khatte kehkar, apni gardan jhuka kar wahan se nikal gaya. usi tarah jis insaan ko jo cheez nahi milti, wo use bura keh kar apni izzat bachane ki koshish karta hai.

    4) tera naam bhi tere liye bilkul sahi hai… mujhe pata hona chahiye tha ki tu peekay aata hai…isliye tu behki hue baatein karta hai. mujhe tere baaton ka jawaab dene mei koi faayda nahi lagta kyunki tere jaise namrad se behes karke jeetne mei bhi koi badi baat nahi hai. isliye koi asli mard hai to mere comment ka reply kare.

    1. admin says:

      Priya, Ultimate Reply Yaar, Poori site par first esa comment and reply hai jisne aisi tesi fer di.
      Lagi raho dear i really like your style.

  26. priya says:

    @ nagesh: apne standard ke baare mein mujhe mat batao. tumhari baaton se pata chalta hai ki tum kitne gire hue ho.yehan se jao aur jaa kar bheekh maango jahan par maangte ho.

  27. nagesh says:

    @priya darling
    (1)chahe tum apni chut jis bhi standard ke lund se marwao, tumhari chut rahegi hamesa lund se niche
    (2)tum nonveg jokes kafi pasand karti ho, isse pata chalta hai ki tum kitni uthi hui ho……

    janeman abhi mai jinda hun, isliye mujhe mangne ki koi jaroorat nahi,
    Rs.30000 kamata hun , 10000 lutata hun;
    tum jaisi ladkiyo ko apne lund pe nachata hun….

  28. SHEFALI says:

    nice repies priya

  29. satyam says:

    wah……….
    maja aa gya……
    comment padh ke……..


    @pk gud reply to priya..
    @priya Lagi rho yar…..
    aapki bato se pata chalta hai ki
    aap achhe "standard" ki ladki hai…..
    to fir yaha kya kr rhi hain ????

  30. Pk says:

    Priya, aaj mai bahut khush (happy) hu. Kal (11 aug 10) (yesterday) meri wife ko ladka (baby) hua, Isliye mai tumhe kuch nahi likh raha hu. Muh mitha kar lena. Agar tumhe rapchik nonveg reply chahiye to 4 5 din baad nonveg sa comment mujhe likh dena.
    Sameer (admin), kuch chating jaisa ready karo.

  31. priya says:

    @admin: thnx dude…mera iraada pk ki aise tesi ferne ka nahi tha…but he asked 4 it.

    @satyam: i m not insecure about my standard, and so i m confident tht reading non veg jokes does not degrade one's standard.

    @pk: congratulations!!! i wish u and ur wife lots of happiness and hope tht ur boy grows up to be an honourable and well mannered man…unlike his dad. ;)

  32. priya says:

    @ shefali: thnx sweety.

  33. अमित says:

    pk sabhi ladki matlab teri bahen ko dekh kar bhee teri pent tight ho jaati hai

  34. deep says:

    ladai

    ladai ladai band karo ..kukur ki gaad saaf karo

  35. Pk says:

    Yery good darling oh sorry u r priya, mai bhi tumhe yahi samjhana chahta tha ki nonveg jokes padhne se kisika standard down nahi hota. Mai ise mind freshner ki tarah use karta hu n i think rest persons also use as i. F.Y.I i never drink. Agar mai likhna chahu to mai b likh sakta hu ki “Namard tum mujhe kah sakti thi agar tumne jo mere sath sex karne ki koshish ki thi or mai fail ho jgta but i was succesful. Tumne blooding na rukne ke karan kafi pads or cloths gande ker diye the” lekin mai aisa kuch nahi likhunga. Bcoz i hate any type of fight. I wanna do frndship to every reader.
    Tumse bhi. Wud u?

  36. priya says:

    @pk: sab kuch likh kar bol rahe ho ki mein nahi likhunga. anyway…i dont wanna fight with u either..so lets stop tht; but not sure about friendship either.

  37. pk says:

    Amit, by the way meri koi bahan nahi hai. isliye tumhari bahan ko he mai apni bahan samajhta hu. jokes hum aur tum padh rahe hai, hume comment bhi ek dusro ko karne chahiye. kisike family members ko involve nahi karna chahiye. Comment mai bhi tumhare family members ke bare me likh sakta hu, lekin mai unhe kuch nahi likhunga

    Admin. U should delete this type of mail. Plz revert

    1. admin says:

      Pk. U r absolutely right apas main lado maro maa behan ya familly ko bich mein mat lao. Its my advice for everyone

  38. sonia says:

    gud1 priya…….guyr alwayz cheap….dey dnt hv standards….25-26 size vali bandi ko dekh k b inka khada ho jata hai….koa to standard rakho….25 size me tm kya loge n vo kya degi???

  39. VickyMeena says:

    Sonia Lagta size koi matter nhi hai….aapki chut ka size to ek barabar he hota hai () aise..jo baad mai ( ) ho jati hai

  40. DHIRAJ says:

    OH GOD bhayanak YUDH.

  41. Raj says:

    War between two persons mainly male and female it,s a wonderful opportunity to readers Priya and pk be calm

  42. sonia says:

    vicky meena….nam to dekho…na ladka na ladki…tm rehne do…tmhare pas to lagta hai penis n breast dono hi hai….aise beeche k chakko se main bat nae krti…

  43. Saurabh says:

    hello friends
    aap log joke read karne ke baad joke pe hi coment kiya kijiye ye ek dusre ki aisi taisi karne se kya fayeda milta aapko

  44. Ranjeet says:

    Sab kuch thik hai par family par no comment. .aur ek bat ladko ka bhi standard hota hai par sabko kya pata

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