Meri Marji Chahe Jo Marji Karoo

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Ek Ladki Swimming Pool Par Nahane Gayi Aur Guard Se Puchha.

Ladki: “Kya Main Yahaan Bikini Pahan Kar Tair Sakti Hoon?

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Guard: “Ji Bilkul Bhi Nahi

Ladki Ne Ye Suna, Muskurayi Aur Saare Kapde Aur Bra-Panty Utari,

Aur Swimming Pool Mein Kood Gayi.

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Grl2Guard- Kya Me Is Pool Me Bikini Phan Kr Ter Skti Hu? Gard- Bilkul B Nhi. Grl Ne Ye Suna, Muskrayi Or Sare Kpde Or Bra-Panty Utari, Aur Pool Me Kood Gyi

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13 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha ab gaurd kya kar raha hoga socho

  2. CHHORA says:

    guard ki to balle balle ho gayi! meri college ki diwali holidays aaj se shuru ho gayi! so happy holidays!

  3. lalitmangla says:

    Doston jinka blood grp o+ hai wo faridabad sec 8 pahunche mere papa ko uski jarurat hai

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Sarvodya hospital

    2. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Lalitmangla bhai kya hua hai Papa ji ko…?
      Yaar hum to mumbai me hai… Par yahan se hi unki tabiyat dua karenge…
      Plz faridabad k frnds lalit bhai ki madad karo…..

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Thanks per ab kaam ho gaya

  4. Anuj says:

    hmm :)

  5. Ashrafa Nagori says:

    Bekaar

  6. lalitmangla says:

    Hello

  7. Priya says:

    heheheheheheh

  8. Nilesh says:

    hehehehehehehehd

  9. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

    smart girl hehehehehe

  10. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    nauty girl…hmmmmm…

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