Military Code

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A Soldier Was Given A Three-Day Leave To Attend To His Newly Wedded Wife But On Getting Home, He Realized That His Wife Was In Her Menstrual Period.

So He Decided To Send A Telegram To His Headquarter To Extend His Leave But With His Mother-In-Law And Other Visitors Around, He Decided To Code His Message In The Military Way.

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Omega One, This Is Omega Twelve, Danger Signal From The Field, Red Alert In Front, Extend Leave. Do You Read Me?! Red Alert In Front, Extend Leave.

Reply From The Headquarter

Omega Twelve, This Is Omega One, I Read You Loud And Clear! Attack From Behind, Resume Duty Immediately! I Repeat, Attack From Behind, Resume Duty Immediately! Over N Out

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