Mochi Ke Sath Shadi Soch Samjh Ke Karni Chahiye

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Shadi Har Koi Karna Chahta Hai Par Kayi Bar Galat Insan Se Shadi Karke Pachtana Bhi Padta Hai, Jaisa Is Ladki Ke Sath Mochi Se Shadi Karke Hua
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Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui

Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Us Se Milne Aayi Aur Pucha

Saheli: “Bata Ri Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?

Dulhan Gusse Se: “Ganta Rahi, Us Sale Ne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono Ke Surakh Band Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata Kidhar Kidhar Se Fati Hai?

Hindi Version

शादी हर कोई करना चाहता है पर कई बार गलत इंसान से शादी करके पछताना भी पड़ता है, जैसा इस लड़की के साथ मोची से शादी करके हुआ

एक लड़की की मोची से शादी हुई

सुहागरात के अगले दिन दुल्हन की सहेली उस से मिलने आयी और पूछा

सहेली: "बता री सुहागरात कैसी रही?"

दुल्हन गुस्से से: "घंटा रही, उस साले ने आते ही मेरी चूत और गांड दोनों के सुराख़ बंद कर दिए और बोला, और बता किधर किधर से फटी है?"

SMS / One Liner Version

Mochi K Sath Suhagrat K Nxt Day Dulhan Ki Frnd- Suhgrat Kese Rhi? Dulhn- Ganta. Ate Hi Usne Meri Chut, Gand Dono Seel Di Or Bola Aur Kaha Kaha Fati Hai

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36 Comments

  1. Heartbeat says:

    Salla cycle punkchar wala b pehle biwi ko pani me dubo k bolega yaha se leek hai 2 punkchar lagenge ha ha ha ha ha

    1. sankey boy says:

      good!!!!!!!! i m agree with u YAAR.

  2. atankwadi says:

    hamari choti c nanhi c BHOLI C friend RASHI, maine aisa kab kaha ki poore india ke bigde hue teens ke bigdne ka kaaran ye nonveg site ya koi bi porn site thi. Once time aisa bi tha jab internat nai hota tha tab bi to jyada tar shahri log hi bigadte the. so kehne ka matlb ye ha ki agar hamari sarkaar hamare desh ke noz-waan aisi nonveg and porn adult wagara sites ko hata de to hamare aachran hamari shoch me aur girawat nai aa sakegi. hum apne rishton ko pehchan ne lagenge. ladka ladki ki dosti ko aaj jis nazaron se dekha jata ha vo nazaren bi JHUKNE lagengi.

    aur aakhri baat ADMIN AND RASHI MAINE AISA TO NAI KAHA KI LOGO KO HASANA GALAT BAAT HA ISKO (SITE) BAND KARDO. MA CHAHTA HU SITE KE BHITAR KA NONVEG BAND HOJAYE. JOKES TO VAISE HI CHALTA RAHE.

    1. Admin says:

      antakwadi.. thanks for ur suggestion.. but its better ki ye suggestion kirpa karke aap apne paas rakho..

      in ur words main site se logo ko bigad raha hun and bigadunga bhi.. jisne nahi bigadna vo na aaye.. jisne bigadna hai vo always welcome

      and freinds is baat se ek khushi ki baat hai ki jaldi hi veg jokes ki site b start hogi aur puri koshish rahegi ki jitna yaha tum log bigdo baha jake sudhar jao hehe taki balance bana rahe

      1. raj says:

        agree with you admin sahib….

        atankwadi ji …ajj kal ka jaman frank banne ka hai…agar aap aisa sochte hai to app ki soch choti hai…please don't mind…but its true…baki rahi baat..ye nonveg jokes or porn sites band karne ki to ye bhi bilkul galat hai..kyu ki ye bhi koi badi baat ni hai..ye to aap par depend karta hai ke aap ise sirf entertainment ki liye dekhte ho ya apni soch gandi karne ke liye…:) thanks …admin

    2. Matrix says:

      Kuan hai yaar ye Atankwaadi admin bhai? Bhagao na isko do laat maarke! Saala pura pakau banda hai. Iska comment parke itna boring aur head pain hota hai jita fever hone se bhi nahi hota.

      @Atankwaadi bhai tujhe agar neta(politician) banna hai to plz. yahaan practice mat kar yaar, mien wada karta hoon ki agar tu is site pe aur aise boring comment nahi dega to tu jab neta banega mien tereko vote jarur doonga. Par plz. dimaag ka dahi(curd) mat kar bhai!

  3. savita says:

    thanks dear samirji lagta hai hamari tumhari dosti khoob jamegi.what u say?

    1. Admin says:

      konse samir ko boli tum im confused..

      Bcoz im Sameer and u wrote Samir

      aur agar mere ko boli. to dear thanks but mere ko ye acha lagega ki aap yaha ke aur users se pyar banaye aur khush rahe.. bhagwan aapko khoob hasaye aur bahut khusiya de..

      1. Munna bhai says:

        Jeo admin ji ek number baat bole hai savita ko

  4. Puja says:

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybody kya baat hai abhi tak kisi ne ye joke nahi padhe mast joke hai yaar kasam se

    1. Prasad says:

      tum kis joke ki baat kar rahi ho puja. yahan to bahut se jokes hain.

  5. Matrix says:

    Kya bhai aaj mien gaya tha par sameer tu nahi tha udhar. Tu wahaan kya aajkal kam jata hai??????

  6. c shukla says:

    excellent….fir choda kaise

  7. Panchhi says:

    Hahahahaha bechari !!! @raaaaavvaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn jany wer r u? @oye raj sory ab kvi ni kahugi tje promise…

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    DOSTO

    DOSTO

    SUNO………………..

    bahut der se sun rha hu..ye site ek jung ka maidan bani hui lag rhi hai….ADMIN aur SAVITA ki ladai itna serious mod le legi mene nhi socha tha..us par fir users ke commnets.muje lagta hai ki puri site bhawuk ho gayi hai…..yaha pe me kuch bate kehna chahta hu……….

    1.ADMIN yaar me tuje kafi strong samjhta tha..bt u r so soft…yaar mana ki tuje SAVITA ne site band karwane ki dhamki di..to isme itna jhallane ki zarurat kya hai….tu bekar me apna khoon jalaye ja rha hai…abe tu usko bol ki try kar le…baat khatam..tune to baat dil se laga li..muje pata hai ki tu is site ke bARE me kuch nhi sun sakta bt itna over react mat kar dear…is tarah ka comment karne ko me is liye majboor hua kyuki tune aise kayi comment kar diye hain jisme teri jhunjhlahat saaf dikhai deti hai..mera tuje ye commnet karne ka maksad kewal itna hai ki tu ye jhunjlana band kar aur apne kaam pe dhyaan de….

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    2.Aatankwadi ka ek comment aaya tha..kafi jhakjhor dene wala comment tha…hanlaki me uska reply nhi karna chahta tha bt yaha pe mene kai users ko use reply karte dekha..jese RAAJ,ROSY,HEART BEAT,RASHI etc……

    in logo ne bhawnao me bah ke reply kiya..in sab ka {halanki me b unme shamil hu} is site se lagaw hai aur admin se b….

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    3.Wese me apne dosto ke sath lagbhag 15 ki age se hi nonveg joke share karta tha….muje nhi lagta ki un me se koi b bigda ho..aaj sab ke sab respected job kar rhe hain..me b unme se ek hu…

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    4.jaha tak teens ka sawal hai muje nhi lagta ki yaha ke jyadatar user teens hain….bahut kam user hi yaha pe teen hain…..

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    5.aur is site ka teens pe kya asar ho sakta hai iske liye to fir research karwani chahiye….kai tarah ke log duniya me hote hain..kuch logo ke mind pe in chijo ka alag impact hota hai aur kuch ke mind me alag…………hanlaki is baat ki possibility hai ki below 18 par ye joke kuch asar kare() par uska effect kafi kam hoga porn movies or stories ki tulna me……………

    AATANKWADI last me mai tuj se kewal itna kehna chahunga ki jis aadmi ko buri raah pe chalna hoga wo us pe chal ke hi rahega..aur jis aadmi ko bigdna hoga wo bigad ke hi rahega..Chahe use aap RAMAYAN suanao ya KURAAN padhao………..

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    1. Admin says:

      Hmmm. tumne itna lamba choda bhashan diya bhadiya kiya.. par tune kayi baar mere se chat ki aur karte dekha.. kabhi laga ki main jhunjalaya.. jaisi logo ko main jawab deta hun tujhe kya lagt ahai ki esa kahne se main bokhla jaunga

      Site band karne ki baa thai to maayi ke lal kisi mein dum nahi band karva dega,.. main koi gairkanooni kaam nahi kar kar raha.. aur rahi baat hack ki to gaand jitna koi jor laga le aur kar ke dikhaye

      Manta hun main 100% secure nahi hun.. par kya hoga site 1 gante ke liye band kar dega.. no prob dobara live ho jayegi.. main bhi haar man ne wala nahi hun friends..

      Mujhe gussa sirf itna hai ki jab sala kisi se kuch hota nahi hai to vo bakwas kyu karta hai… Jab savita vapis aa hi gayi thhi. comment kara hi thha to mere ko kyu kiya.. ye kyu boli ki mujhe mirchi lagegi.. kam se kam dekhti to sahi.. kya pata main hi use welcome kar deta.. ya usko kuch b na bolta. par usne aaate hi mere pe jo bina baat ke comment kiya jo mere baap tak gaya vo main nahi sahan kar sakta.

      So jisne jo karna hai kare nahi karna na kare.. main pahle bhi marji ka malik thha ab bhi hun.. jo mera apna hai vo mera hai jo nahi vo in straight words maa chudaye… tel aur condom or hotel ka kamra mein de dunga use.. par apni maa chudva le vo

      1. Wanted says:

        hehehehe admin bro, meri galiyo ki dictionary me ek gali or bad gyi, thnx,hehehehe

        yaar tu itna tens mt le kyoki tension se insaan ki umra km hoti hai nd mai chahta hu ki tumhri umra bhut lambi ho or tum hmare sath u hi haste hasate rho or kam se kam mujhe to nyi nyi galiya sikhate raho hehehehe

        1. Admin says:

          abe hehehe wanted yaar ye to galat baat hai tu maje leta rahta hai be.. aur nayi nayi galiya sikhta hai.. ek kaam kar mere pass tuition rakh le hehehe

    2. Matrix says:

      What a cock and bull story!!!

  9. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Panchii – ok tujse me khafa nai bt me nai chahta ki is baat ka koi 3rd person fayda uthaye isliye mana kiya tha

    @Rashii – mene aapse kuch wish karne ko kaha tha aap mera pichla comt dekh sakti hai

    @Kapil – ye jo tune itna bada comt kiya na yaar sach pucho to me samjh nai paya ki tu kehna kya chahta hai, admin ko samjha raha hai ya is site k dushmano ko aur rahi meri baat to me batadu tuje me jaldi bhawna me nahi behta me to pehle chuppi sadhe huya tha par kuch jyada ho raha tha to mene keh diya

    1. Panchhi says:

      Raj ye 3rd person fayda uthaye isse tmara kya matlb hai?me samaj ni pa rai…

  10. Raj Bindaas says:

    Hi Frnds thoda mood fresh karlo

    kahani aur kavita ka mishran v chakh lo ……………………………………………

    B00bs ki Atma-Katha:

    Mera janam 12 saal baad hua

    Rang layi mere chahne waalon ki dua

    Jab main bilkul 6oti thi,

    tab mein top/frock me soti thi

    Fir mere aakar ka vistar hua

    Nimbu badh k Anaar hua

    Jab mai badhne lagi

    Her kisi ki nazar mujhpe padne lagi

    Hua fir Bra mera ghar

    Ab lagne laga mujhe dar

    Jab mera size hua bada

    Jaane kitno ka hua khada

    Bheed me Ladko ne hath mara

    Mujhe ehsas hua bht Pyara

    Fir na jaane kitno ne dabaya

    Such kahu to bada maja aaya

    Kisi ne pyar se sehlaya

    Kisi ko pyar se chusvaya

    Kisi ne mujhko masal diya

    kisi ne mujhpe Apna ragad diya

    Jb mai gyi jhuL

    Log mjhko gae bhooL.!

    1. rahul says:

      nice yr maza aya raz bhai

  11. Vinu says:

    Hey admin if i want to post jokes then Whr to post them

      1. Imran says:

        bhai is site main user kaise bante hai.

        1. Admin says:

          bhai registrtion ki koi option nahi hai.. just post the comment jaisi abhi kar rahe ho

  12. Rashii says:

    Good morning

    hru Mr admin ji

    hey raj maine old cmt read kiye bt mujhe nhi pta chala ki ap meri wajah se ghar q nhi ja paye, pls fir se bta dijiye n apka rite leg kaisa hai?

    Kapil ji apko pta chal he gaya main emotional hu hehehe

    wanted ji ne kh time pehle kaha tha

    Wanted- main rashii k alava kisi ko cmt nhi kerta

    or ab- hru puja

    hru my lovely sis n my lovely dhiraj ji n dev ji

    hey frnds hru

    2din se mahool garam tha isliye frnds apko cmt nhi ker payi bt apko bhuli nhi hu

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      nahi bataunga………………….acha kiya aapne mere sath yaad rakhungaaaaaaa

  13. mukesh says:

    maja aa gaya h

  14. Mausam says:

    hahahhahhaa
    Joke is new and very nice.

    Dosto bade bade mahaapurusho ke sanvaad padhe,main bhi kuchh kahna chahta hoon ,
    Kisee ka naam nhi loonga,bas itna hi ki:-
    jin logo ko lagta he ki ye site kisee ko bigaad rhee he to wo kripya karke apnii tashreef yahaan se lejaa kar kaheen aur padhaare aur yahaan par nazar na aaye.aur apne bachhon ko shiskha de ki vo iss site pe naa aaye.ye meri request he.
    dhanyawaad

  15. saap says:

    nice one yaar…

  16. mohan says:

    nice joke

  17. Harsh says:

    Raj Bindass ki kavita bahut sexy hai mera khada ho gaya. Mochi ka joke bahut majedar hai

  18. rajiv says:

    hallo how are you i think it`s time to play a game for your loving smile

  19. arpita says:

    yaaaarrrrr joke tooooooo goood thaaaaaaa bt yaaahaaaa sabh jhgdaaaaa kyuuuuu kar rhe haiiiiii……………..

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