Modern Girl Aur Uska Jawab

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Ladka Ladki First Date Pe Gaye To Ladke Ne Darte Darte Ladki Se Pucha

Ladka: “Kya Main Aap Ka Haath Ko Choom Sakta Hoon?

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Ladki: “Kyu Be, Kaminey Mere Lips Pe Kya Zehar Laga Hua Hai?

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Boy 2 Girl- Kya Mai Aap Ka Haath Ko Chum Skta Hun. Girl- Q Be, Kmine Mere Lips Pe Kya Zehr Laga Hua Hai?

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10 Comments

  1. Prince says:

    Dekho bhaiyo..Insaan sirf do hi haalato me gussa hota hai..ya to tab jab wo sahi hota hai ya galat. Panchhy Ko bura isliye laga ki wo galat nahi thi.. Aur panchhy yaar tu chill raha kar..waise bhi bahut garmi hai.. Tera gussa to sabse bhaynkar hai.. Admin bro nahi sambhal rahi to main sambhalu kya?

    1. Admin says:

      Haan bhai prince tu hi sambhaal le isko. Vese b to tera record hai ki tune apne mohalle ki koi b ladki aur aurat ko dukhi nahi rhne diya hehehe har kisi ko sabhal liya aur itma pyar diya ki vo apne pati or bfs ko bhul gyi hehe

    2. Panchhi says:

      Okk prince nd tq…

    3. Vinay says:

      Ladki jyaada hoshiyaar nikli hehe ladke ki to hawa hi khul gyi hogi

  2. Dhiraj says:

    @jay hw uu??…characterless ladke ya ladki se jada bura nonsense bole to nasamajh ladke ya ladki hote hai…..

    yanha par to hum sab transparently kam nakamsutra ki batein kartein hai…but duniya mein sex ne kya-2 karwaya hai woh to sab jantein hai…..bura mat manna according to me or u knw every kind of sexuallity activity except gays seems unnatural….its real…i cant kiss a girl coz its tasteless nd unnatural to me….but we have to accept evry kind of sex….one thing i will not pay single money for sex with any female in dis wrld..:)…be characterless but not nonsense…ha ha!.

    1. Jay says:

      @Abe Dhiraj tum kaha gayab rahta hai ????? yar tere bina dil nahi lagta hai…..hehehe

  3. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

    h!!! frnddddddddddsss……GN

  4. Vinay says:

    Yaar wo ladki jaroor characterless rhi hogi

  5. kamdev says:

    Admin

    Kitna purana jokes hain

    kuch naya pan sa laooo

    jaiiiiiiii hoooooooooo

  6. abhay says:

    good…….

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