Mosquito’s Movie Time

Mosquito: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.

Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.

Mosquito: “No Mom I’m Going To A Blue Film, All The Hands Will Be Definitely Busy

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Mosquito: Mom Im Going 2 Movi. Mom: B Careful Wen People Clap U May Die. Mosqito: No Mom Im Going 2 A Blue Film, All D Hands Will B Definitely Busy

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53 Comments

    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ kaise hai banjara g aap ?

      dekh rahe hai na pathaan ki dimaag gadhiii ki gaar me ghus gayi hai !

      @ aise v kuch log hai yaha pr !

      1. JacK says:

        Admin beta 1st time tune mujhe aisa bola..
        Sale aage se dhayan rakhiyo..
        Vaise b tujhe kahi na kahi khhujli hoti hi rahti hai..hoti hai na…
        Mere cmnt se tujhe or b khujli hogi..
        Or tere baki k chamche b uchhlenge..
        Aage se dhayan rakiyo..beta bdo se aise bat nahi krte..
        Vaise bura laga to so sorry
        par sorry kis bat ki khhujli to tujhe hi hai..

        1. Admin says:

          Sun oye tere ko warning de raha hun mere kisi b user ke liye bakwas ki to tu yaad rakhega.

          Aur teri gand mein jo khujli hai kahi aur jake mita aaj ke baad koi comment bhi kiya to yaad rakhega.

          Aur yad rakhiyo 1st tune ki thhi aur end main kar raha hun hun

          1. JacK says:

            Oye admin tu apne aap ko samjhta kya hai

            main haramjada hun aur kutte ka beej hun mere se tu ulajh na nahi to esi galiya dunga yad rakhega
            main punjabi kanjar haan gadge ka lund le leke bada hua hun

            aur meri gaand ki khujli koi nahi mita sakta sivaye gadhe ke lund ke.

          2. Admin says:

            Oye Hoye yaar maaf kar de tu to sach mein MC (madhar chod) nikla…

            ye gaali bhi tune di thhi jo tera comment edit karte hue rah gayi aur ab samne de raha haun BHONSDI KE.. aur maa ki gali apni maa ko jake diyo… samjhaaa

            aaj ke baad tu lode deen idhar dikha to yaad rakhega sale Pandit…. fuddi deya jinne joga tu hai onna hi rah

          3. Admin says:

            Ajuba bhai thanks yaar

            par chodo hum kyu apna jehan kharab kare kisi ko galiya deke.. coold down brother

          4. AJUBA says:

            Admin bro ya to bhai bolo ya to thanx bolo bhai ya thanx declear are jab aap bhai bolte ho to hamko bhi to dekhna padega na bhai pe koi ungli na uthaye or ungli uthaye to pura hath kat ke fek dene ka

          5. Admin says:

            Brother thik hai hehehe… aur chinta na kar jab tum jaisi bhai mere sath hai na aur unki duaye emre pass hai koi b mera kuch nahi bigad sakta

            bas aisi hi sath banaye rakhna..

            vese hehe abe tu itne din se thha kidhar???

          6. AJUBA says:

            Sab frends ki saadio me busy tha admin bro abhi ku6 sadi or atend karne he fir free hovuga to dikhta rahuga vo to kal rat vo joker jack ke coment padhe to raha nahi gaya muze bhi nahi pata gusse me kya kya likh diya tha mene

          7. Admin says:

            abe hehe shadiyo mein busy hai kahi tu ant aur kursiya to nahi supply karta be hehehehe

          8. Samir says:

            Beta jak

            tune to apne admin pappa se aashirbad to le liye,,,,,bt yar tu to apne samir uncle se aashirbad le nahi paya,,,,,,

            beta ab mai aa gaya hoon,jaldi se aakr aashirbad le le,,,,ha sakta sayad mai tere pappa admin se badhiya ashirwad de sakoon

            JPR

        2. Jay says:

          Abe Jack tujhey kya ho gaya jo etani tez se chilla aur uchal raha hi???????

          Lagta hai kishi ne teri buri tarah se pahd di hai ?????????????

          1. Admin says:

            haan lagta to aisa hi hai..

            aur jaha tak mujhe yakeen hai ye site ka koi purana user hai

            jisne hum logo se gaaliya sun ke ab apna naam change kar liya hai…

            tabhi to tum logo ko bol raha thha ki tum bhi ab uchloge

          2. Jay says:

            Jack yar ek bar ki thokayi se tere samajh me nahi aaya thha kya jo dubara Naam change karke thuk wane phir chala aaya.

            Koi baat nahi dost humari yaad aayi aur tujhe humare pash khech laiyi, to yar Shant ho ja aur pyar se comments dey,

            Aur nahi teri khujali jyada tujhe pareshan kar rahi hai to uska jabardast elaz hai meri pash……..chahiye to bol batau ??????????????

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    pathan to bada hi chutiya nikla….pathan ko to kehna chahiye tha ki tu bas apni tange pakad ke rakh..baki me khud kr lunga…

  2. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ sala pathan ka bachhhaaaa , khub ghadhiiii c*******d !

    mere samajh se to wo ladki bach gayi bt uski kismt dub gayi !

  3. Jessica says:

    Waise ghadi pathan ko laat maar rahi thi uski wajah yeh hai ki ghadi ko maja nhi ah raha tha kyu ki ghadi hamesha ghade ke 2 ft ke lund se marwati hai pathan ka chahe kitna bi bada ho 2 ft itna bada toh nhi hoga

  4. Rashii says:

    Admin ji gudevenimg
    kab tak ruthogae, cheekhogae chilaogae, kapil ji kehtey hain ek din admin ji maan jayenge hehehe

    kapil ji pehle ap mere cmt puri ankhe kholker, dimag ki batti jalaker read kijiye, maine kaha agar admin ji mere body guard ban gaye to apka kya hoga,
    mere kehne ka matlb yeh tha ki admin ji to apke bodyguard thae agar wo humare bodyguard ban gaye toh apko apke pados se kon bachayega. Ab samjhe ap
    hey frnds tc

    1. Dr.kumar says:

      @admin

      Bhai hume aapse ye ummid nhi thi

      Itna accha khasa aadmi aur

      Wo bhi bodygard bn gya

      Bhai aapni position ka to khyal kijiye

      He he hz h hz ha ja

      1. Admin says:

        abe body guard ek new sabun hai lifeboy ke baad… jiski franchise mere pass hai hehehe

        bodygaurd sabun ki khasiyat hai ki Ladki aagr apni body pe malte hue thak jaye to company fon kare main khud personally jake ladki ko nahlata hun hehe

  5. CID says:

    Hahaha gud joke…..oyee yaaro yaha akela comment dete dete bor ho gaya hu……nalayako koi mujse b baat kar liya karo………..

  6. Mausam says:

    hahahahah hehehheeh

    really me joke bahut mazedaar he,

    pathaan ne bhi aaj santaa walaa dimaag use kar liyaa

    hahahahaaheheheee

    bahut hi badhiyaa joke he yaar

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