Mosquito’s Movie Time

Mosquito: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.

Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.

Mosquito: “No Mom I’m Going To A Blue Film, All The Hands Will Be Definitely Busy

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The Joke "Mosquito’s Movie Time" posted on 25 Mar 2014 under English Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with and viewed 34,717 times.

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Mosquito: Mom Im Going 2 Movi. Mom: B Careful Wen People Clap U May Die. Mosqito: No Mom Im Going 2 A Blue Film, All D Hands Will B Definitely Busy

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