Motapa Kaise Kam Kare, 3 Din Mein 20 Killo

Aaj Ke Time Mein Sab Motape Se Pareshan Hai, Apne Rathee Ne Bhi Wajan Kam Karne Ki Sochi Aur Vakiye Hi Wajan Kam Kar Liya, Par Kaisi?
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Hamara Pyara Dost Rathee Bahut Mota Tha Aur Apne Wajan Ko Lekar Bahut Pareshan Tha.

Usne Bade Bade Tarike Apnaye, Gym Gya, Medicines Khayi Par Koi Farak Na Pada.

Ek Din Usne News Paper Mein Add Dekhi, Ki “Teen Din Mein 20 Killo Wajan Kam Kare, Fees Sirf 5000 Rs

Rathee Bada Hairan Hua Ki Esa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai, Man Mein Shanka Lekar Udhar Ja Pahuncha.

Jake Manager Se Mila Aur Pucha: “Arey Esa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aadmi Ka Teen Din Mein 20 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Jaye?

Manager Muskura Ke Bola: “Aap Is Bat Ki Chinta Na Kare, Join Kare Aur Khud Dekh Le

Rathee Ne Socha Ki Chalo Itne Paise Barbaad Kiye Hai Ek Baar Aur Sahi, Usne Ye Soch Ke Fees Bar Di.

Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Usne Uske Sare Kapde Utarva Ke Nanga Kar Diya, Aur Use Ek Kamre Mein Chhod Aya.

Do Minute Bad Kamre Mein Ek Nangi Par Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Ladki Aayi

Rathee Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Gaya Aur Uske Muh Se Laar Tapkane Lagi.

Ladki Boli: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Pakad Liya To Tumhe Apne Saath Sex Karne Ka Moka Dungi

Ye Kahte Hi Ladki Kamre Mein Bagne Lag Gayi Aur Rathee Usko Pakadne Ke Liye Uske Piche Piche.

1 Ganta Race Chalti Rahi Par Rathee Us Ladki Ko Na Pakad Paya Aur Thak Kar Behosh Ho Kar Gir Gaya.

Thodi Der Baad Hosh Aaya Utha Aur Bahar Nikal Ke Usne Apna Wajan Tola To Dekha Ki 5 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Gaya.

Rathee Khush Hua Aur Ghar Aa Gaya, Agle Din Fir Vahi Pahuncha Aur Man Mein Socha Ki Aaj Is Ladki Ko Pakad Hi Lunga.

Fir Race Shuru Ho Gayi, Rathee Uske Piche Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Is Bar Ladki Ke Kafi Najdik Pahunch Paa Raha Tha

Par Ladki Aur Tez Bhagne Lag Gayi, Is Bar 2 Gante Bhaag Kar Rathee Thak Har Kar Beth Gaya.

Bahar Aya Check Kiya To 5 Killo Aur Wajan Kam Ho Gaya Tha. Rathee Bahut Hi Khush Ho Gaya Aur Ghar Aa Gaya

Agle Din Usne Kasam Kha Li Thi Ki Aaj To Is Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Hi Rahunga.

Agle Din Vo Nanga Hokar Kamre Mein Pahuncha Aur Ladki Ka Intezar Karne Lag Gaya.

Tabhi Ek 7 Foot Ka Kala Habshi (Neegro) Kamre Mein Aya, Jiska Lund Bahut Hi Mota Aur 12 Inch Ka Tha.

Rathee Ko Dekh Ke Habshi Muskura Ke Bola: “Beta Agar Mene Tujhe Pakad Liya To Main Teri Tasalli Se Gaand Marunga

Bas Fir Kya Tha Rathee Aage Aage Aur Habshi Piche Piche, Rathee Pure Josh Ke Sath Bhag Raha Tha.

3 Gante Tak Ye Chalne Ke Baad Rathee Puri Tarha Thakne Ke Baad Gir Kar Behosh Ho Gaya.

2 Gante Baad Jab Hosh Aya To Bahar Nikla Aur Wajan Tolne Gaya To Dekha Ki Sidha 10 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Gaya Thha.

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