Mujhe Divorce Chahiye

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Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli.

Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye

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Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?

Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai

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Dhoni Ki Wife Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli- Muje Ap K Bete Se Divorce Chahiye. Ma- Lekin Q? Wife- Qki Woh Kamina To Gloves Pahan Kr Ball Pkdta H.

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34 Comments

  1. anshul says:

    HEHEHEHHEHEHHE ACCHA THA HEHEHEHHE. BABAJI YE W2H NAHI KHUL RAHI HAI . PATA NAHI KYO KAAY BAAT HAI

    1. Rashii says:

      Ap koun ho ji

      1. Admin says:

        Devar Ji ;)

      2. Rashii says:

        To fir ap koun?

        1. Admin says:

          Pati Ji

      3. Pyare mohan says:

        Admin ji namaste,
        admin bhai ek baat samajh main nahin aati ki rashii ji ko aapke jojes kyu samajh main nahin aate jabki jokes main jyadatar saral bhasha ka prayog kiya jata hai. kyu?

        1. Admin says:

          Pyare Mohan Bhai, ladkiyo mein ek drame naal ki cheez hoti hai.. hehe ye uska jeet jagta example hai

      4. Rashii says:

        Pyarmohan ji ajkal saral bhasha hi kathin lgne lgi hain
        drame nhi krte hum :-(

  2. Chahat says:

    Ye bhi smjh nhi aaya :-(

    1. Matrix says:

      consult to rashii or pankaj

      1. Rashii says:

        Oye rashii hi hain hum :-D

      2. wanted. says:

        RAAASHIII ye tera og name hai ya fir is baar tere bhaiya tujhe is name se bulate hai ;)

  3. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di,.hehe aap kaisi baat kr rhi bhala main aapka cmnt na samajh paaun..yeh ho hi nhi sakta..woh kya hai Deleted ji ka hindi mere sir se upar gujar jata hai…mujhe to samajh mein nhi aata…waise aap k baare mein khna chahunga aapki baate behad sweet lagti hain…hum bhale naa acche dost saabit ho sakte par..dosti aapse koi krna seekhe…really aap great hain…isliye..aap behad lovely di hain meri..aapke nature pe to koi bhi fida ho jaega…jay ka ek cmnt mere pass hai ..jaisa mene kha tha..mere pass sabke cmnts hain..

    Jay says:”Dhiraj yaar,dur hain aapse to koi gum nahi,door rahkar bhulne wale hum nahi..roz baat na ho to kya hua,aapki yaad mulakat se kam nahi…yaar dhiraj zindagi mein aur bhi gum hain mohhabat k siva..”@rashii di, i love jay soo much..aapko bhi..aur mere chahne wale friends ko bhi..jay ko main hi nhi saare friends pyaar krtein hain aur krte rahenge.<3..<3

    1. Rashii says:

      Hmmm itni sweet sweet baate humare liye :-) thank u dhiraj ji, Love u so much.
      Jay dear jb bhi wapas aayenge hum tb tk unka wait karege Miss U

  4. ARUSH says:

    AHAHAHAHAHA WELL SET BABAJI………………….

  5. deleted says:

    @ Dhiraj , I type through my phone , it uses T9 dictionary, and when I type in Hindi some words get changed due to auto dictionary on, that’s why u r having problem , I read my cmts I posted earlier,then I understood it problem.

  6. deleted says:

    @ admin thanks for publishing the sher on the sher site.

  7. deleted says:

    @ admin
    cmts karte hue Ye bar bar email type karna jaruri h kya…
    Bahut problem HOTI h . Login,password /registration system nahi Ho sakta kya …one time email deni padti…

    1. Admin says:

      Im working on the issue :)

      1. Chahat says:

        Deleted ji bilkul sahi bol rahe hain Hume bhi yhi prb hain :-(

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        ADMIN BRO yahi pareshani sabko thi..
        Mai to pahle hi bta chuka tha.
        Lekin ab nhi hai. Lagta ye problem vies ke karn ho rhi thi.
        Hehehehe….. Insan sala kuch kare ya na kare lekin hansega jarur.. Hehehe….

        1. Admin says:

          vies kya??????

  8. Kishore says:

    Ha ha ha

  9. deleted says:

    @ admin
    Good
    work hard on it ….

  10. deva says:

    @admin ye joke samajh nahi aaya?///////???????????????????

  11. Shubham says:

    Baki team se shadi krle.

  12. Dhiraj says:

    @Deleted, its ok..thnx!!..
    gudnight…friends..

  13. Amit says:

    Niceeee

  14. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di.,.he he!

    1. Rashii says:

      Rashi di hehe! Samjh nhi aaya dhiraj ji :-D

  15. deleted says:

    Jinko jokes samajh nahi aate unke liye admin new coaching center kholene wale h …..admission open..today

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehehehehe :p

  16. Magesh says:

    need in English Translate please..

  17. RITTIKA says:

    he he he

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