Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

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Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

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Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?

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Comments

34 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hahahahahahaahhaha must joke hai bhai heheehehehehehehehehehe

    1. pankaj says:

      aur bhai anuj kaisa hai tu…

      1. Anuj says:

        G mara Lunkaj itne din ke baad nhi baunga :p

  2. Gaurav says:

    Paise bachane par aise hota h 2hm bhi paise bachaenge

  3. deleted says:

    Hmmmm really non veg h

  4. abe.oye says:

    tab to jarur nurse mast hogi hahaa

  5. pyare mohan says:

    Ye santa nahin manega.good joke

    1. Py@re moh@n says:

      G.one

  6. Pandit says:

    Hoye Santa! Tu Dr. nu hi chutiya bananda e. Dr. k bawligand h.

  7. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ wo santa to mn ki aankho se v dekh leta hai na ! so khada ho gaya !

    @ sorry rashhi gaap bura mt man-na , aaj kl bihar me teacher ban-ne ki hod lagi huee hai , so maine mazak kr liya ! aur ek baat batata hu bihar me teacher ki niyuktee "MUKHIYA" krte hai ! aur yahi mazak wali baat hai !" kash aisa hota ki main aap ke school me student hota !"

  8. dodhi punjab da says:

    is se sidh ho giya NARS KAA DOOD BINA HADDI KE PART KO BI KHADDA KAR DETTA

  9. dodhi punjab da says:

    Aaj se bainso ki chhutti nars ke dood ki sale 100Rs. per kg

  10. shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Very good joke ha YAaro
    docter v manza hua khiladi tha. Dr.Sia ji ke kaam ayega ye idea

  11. Deep says:

    mast jok h. wah santa………..hahaha.

  12. palak says:

    joke bana kese lete ho aap .nice joke .

    1. pankaj says:

      jaise aap comment bana lete ho…paalak ji…

  13. chand266 says:

    mast non veg joke

  14. pankaj says:

    hahahahahaha yaar ab khada to hona hi tha….

  15. vk says:

    repeat joke,

    allready published in your site

    1. Admin says:

      dear but where…. mujhe to kahi nahi mila… :(

      1. Sujeet says:

        Aapki aankho ke saamne ………aa gaya hoga…..hehehehehehehehehehe………

        1. Admin says:

          hmmmmm :p aur abe ye puran ajoke hi hai aaj ki date mein publish kiya hai dobara with HINDI Version hehehehee

  16. priya kapoor says:

    good joke yaar yeh joke padke kitno ka khada ho gaya hoga hahahahaheee

    1. Anuj says:

      abe ye to purani “Kinetic Honda” hai hahahahahahehehehehehehhe
      meri nyi Honda kaha hai tu

  17. deleted says:

    Admin Ye joke kyon repeat kiya aaj ……?????

    1. Admin says:

      Deleted meri marji…. tujhe kya hai be,… main repeat karu ya na.. tune konsa mera haal chal pucha hai kabhi

      Na ye pucha ki ankho ka operation kaisa raha buhuhuhuhu

  18. niteshsomesay says:

    Nice1…!:-)
    ekdm dhansu…!

    1. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Nilesh ye to bta de ki ekdum dhansu kya hai santa singh ka l… Ki nurse ka wo hahahahahahaha

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        yar kisi ka reply kisi se…, huhuhuhuhuhu.,…

  19. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke admin aajkal ukhda-2 kyon hai

    1. Admin says:

      kon bola :o

  20. niteshsomesay says:

    Admin yaar..! tu meri comments approved kyu..?nahi kr rha hai..?
    usme kuch kharabi hai kya..?

  21. Rajesh says:

    very khara joke. Admin ji pehle bhi aap k likhe joke parta tha par kabi un comment nahi kya. aaj kar raha hu sach me aap ka dimag to light se bi tej chalta hai.

  22. vivek says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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