Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

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Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?

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