Muth Marte Pakde Jane Pe Kya Bahana Mare?

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School Mein Bahut Bache Muth Maarte Hai, Ek Din Aise Hi Pappu Muth Marte Pakda Gaya, To Kya Bola Vo?
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Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaje Ke Pass Wale Bench Pe Betha Muth Mar Raha Thha.

Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai Aur Use Esa Karte Dekh Leti Hai.

Is Se Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti, Pappu Fatafatt Bola.

Pappu: “Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.

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Pappu Was Masturbating In Class, Suddenly Teacher Came And Open The Door, Pappu Says- Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi App.

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17 Comments

  1. kashish says:

    hahaha vry smart pappu….

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahaha….
    Pappu b kya shot mara hai….??
    @Koi mere b L**D ka darshan kr le to mai use 200 sal jine ki dua dunga. Hehehehe…
    @Hii… Dosto good afternoon, kaise ho ap sub..???
    @Hii… PRIYA DI good afternoon,& kaisi hai aap..????

  3. lucky says:

    Madum shuld ask: wo to thik hai magar meri pars me rakha kela kisi bhodi wale ne kha liya nhi to principal sir ki umr 100 sal ho jati……..????????

  4. Payal says:

    Sayad Mem ko impress karna tha

    1. Payal says:

      Ya

  5. Payal says:

    Aur reason kya ho sakta hai

    1. Pappu says:

      Meri Marzi, Mutt Marunga. + Mam Ki Gaand hi Gaand Marunga. Fad Dalunga, Chir Dalunga. Mam Ki Gaand Ko Sher Ki Guffa Bana Dunga.

  6. Priya says:

    Pagal pappu :/

    1. lucky says:

      are priya wo pagal nhi h.. he is so inteligent yar

      1. Priya says:

        Okk

  7. deleted says:

    Ye pappu ki nahi apne admin ki story h actual .

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Very smart

  9. vartika says:

    pappu!bahut aage jaega

  10. Jay says:

    hmmm. . . .

  11. HPS says:

    Pappu ka jabab hi nahi hoga madam k paas

  12. noohul says:

    Pappu msdm ko aoni pawr dikha raha tha

  13. arif says:

    wah wah wah

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