Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi Kya?

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Ek Nangi Ladki Bar Me Jati Hai Aur Waiter Ko Order Karti Hai

Ladki: “Ek Peg Lao

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Waiter Uski Aur Dekhte Rahta Hai

Ladki: “Kya Kabhi Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi?

Waiter: “Arrey, Mai Ye Soch Raha Hu Ke Tu Paise Kahan Se Nikalegi

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Nangi Ladki Bar Me Gayi Or Waiter Ko Boli: 1 Peg Do. W8r Usko Dekhta Raha. L: Nngi Ldki Nhi Deki? W: Dekhi Hai Par Tu Pese Khan Se Nikalegi

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83 Comments

  1. Sonia says:

    khud ko bechkar

    1. Sonia says:

      …….

      1. jani says:

        …….?

  2. Harshad says:

    Divya aur Priya tum dono ne abtak Waiter ka jaba nahi diya.

  3. Bady100 says:

    1 hi jawab hai wo paise apne bhos…mese nikalegi.

  4. Romeo says:

    Good joke

  5. rahulmalhotra says:

    gud 1!!!

  6. divya says:

    yaar uske haath mai paise hoge diyaan se dekho.

  7. majinmanu says:

    right divya ! par nazrre uske boobz aur chut se hategi tab to haath dekhenge !!

  8. Dr alam says:

    Kagaz ke jagah tissue paper leti to free me milta he hehehehe

  9. dev says:

    Bakwas joke ek nangi ladki bar me kya matlab lulli.

  10. Dr alam says:

    Nangi ladki dekhne ko mile to paiso ki zarurat kise hogi

  11. priyanka says:

    aree waiter kon bataye ki ladki ne bar manager ko advance mr hi paise de rakhe the…..

  12. pia o pia says:

    aur kahan se nikalegi, apne store room se.

  13. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke!

    vaise waiter stupid tha. usko samjhna chahiye tha ki jis ladki ke pass pahnne ke liye kapde bhi nahi hai wo paise dekar drink thode hi legi. wine ke badle me jo wo de sakti thi wo uske pass tab bhi tha :)

    1. Vikram says:

      Waise Deepti tumhari coments to thik hai lakin jab tum bathroom me nangi nahati ho to tumhe kaisa filing hota hai i know same use bhi jor ka jhatka jor se laga hoga.

    2. himansu says:

      mujhe to lagta hai us ladki ne kapde uttar kar aane me hi pure pese wasul kar diya. agar vetar ki jagah me hota to me use pura baar hi gift kar deta or me phita nahi par uske saath pita… any girl contect me for a took plz yous this no only for msg…. 08955956662

  14. DHIRAJ says:

    I have gud ans for dis…but anyways…stay tune in me n i wil entertain u higher..remember keep ur ntina always ri8 direction ..n-vg ka mamla hai.

  15. DHIRAJ says:

    Take care of ur paps n if u cnt den i ll take care of everyboydy paps..l uv u paps.

  16. kapil dev as a shari says:

    dIVYA yaar tun b kamal ki baat karti ho,jo ladki kapde tak nhi pehn k aai,wo kya hath me pese leke aayegi?
    wo bill k badle sex offer karegi

    1. divya says:

      achha to aapko bhi jaana chahiye waha s*x karne wo bhi free free free

      1. vicky says:

        divya tumhe uski bahut chinta ho rahi hai

  17. DHIRAJ says:

    @divya, i lukd that girl carefully n mujhe pata chala paisa uske ass k niche daba hua tha..;).

  18. Vickyssss says:

    @Pia tera Store room kahan par hai…

  19. Rashid says:

    Hi Sonia,
    i wanna do friendship with u. sweety

  20. acky says:

    Are Uske paas swaping machine jo hai jisme mgr apna debit card insert karega. hai na logical answer……..

  21. sunny says:

    boor se

  22. ashay says:

    nangi ladki ka kya matlab hai

  23. ravi-2 says:

    joke abhi adhura hai. ab ladki kehti hai, " kya ab paise bhi lega?" tujhe to lene ki bajaye dene chahiye ki free me " show" dekhne ko mil raha hai.

  24. avishek says:

    purana hai bhaiya

  25. boys soul as dhiraj says:

    @ravi-2, u said absoulutely right.

  26. DHIRAJ says:

    @ravi-2, u said absoulutely right..stolen minds word.

  27. vicky says:

    use mere paas bhej do uske pise main de dunga

  28. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hhhmmm…,,quite gud..!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. allen sagar says:

    Good one !!! nice joke !!! achaa hai !!! keep it up guys

  30. shabnam says:

    Are bhai nangi ladki ke liye kaun aadmi paise nahi dena chahega. Sab mard ek jaise hi to hote hai, jahan ladki dekhi bas ch**t ke chhakar me pad gaye, aur ye to nangi ladki hai,iske liye to apna sab kuch kurban kar denge.

  31. neha parekh says:

    usme likha hai k usne kapde nai pahane the but ye nai likha k uske pass purse nai tha…she had a purse with her..

    1. admin says:

      Neha ji frankly bolu mera b yehi logic thha hehehe

      1. neha parekh says:

        oh thank u, thank u…hehehe

        1. kapil dev as a shari says:

          neha ji me yaha pe hu iska matlab ye nhi ki me sharif nhi hu,for your kind information-yaha pe me hi nhi sare girls & boys sharif hain,ab tum apne bare me batao

    2. naresh says:

      to fir nehaji waiter pagal tha jisko purse dikhai nahi diya. i think uske sath koi to hoga jo vaha par hoga ??

  32. rajani says:

    Kya bakwas joke hai. Abhi India ke itne bhi bure din nahi aye hain ki ladkiyan nange ghume. Aisa to videshon me bhi nahi hota hai. Pata nahi ye joke kisne socha hai.

    1. Deepu says:

      hi rajni dosti karogi?

    2. Rizwan says:

      What a comment yaar very good

  33. pia says:

    @Vickyssss and @pia o pia dono ye batao store room kya hai dono ko bada expirience hai store room ka

  34. jay says:

    ladke haraan hai pareshan hai ladkio ke jawab sun kar.
    yero pareshan mat ho yeh ladkia apane apane tujarbe(exp.) bata rahi hai jab ye nangi hoti hai aur kase pasa pada karti hai. nice joke.

  35. Raja_Hyd says:

    Haath mein purse hoga, If not then ho gaya kaam tamaam uska….saare waiters tabiyet se marenge uski..

  36. ray says:

    divya pia tumahra store room kha hai

    1. divya says:

      tumhare ghar ke peeche

  37. Pratap Singh says:

    RAJNI Gussa Nahi Hote Me Janta Hu Wo Tum Thi Magar Yese Kam Kyu Karti Ho Ke Koi Tumhare Bare Me Likhe..hehehehe Waise Tum Nangi Piti Ho Mujhe Az Pata Chala Koi Bat Nahi Me Tumhare Liye 36" & 40" Ki Chije Bhej Dunga Fir Koi Nahi Likhega ADMIN Dhayan Se Sun Le Ab Ye Kapde Pahan Kar Jayegi Or Agar Tune Iske Bare Me Likha To Use Fir Bura Lagega..hahahahahahahahahaha

  38. ahsaam says:

    waiter gay hoga, ya phir bahot hi kanjoos, jo nangi ladki dekhne ke baad bhi..paise ka khayaal aaraha hai usay..uski jagah main hota tohhhhhh….paise ki jagah kuch aur wasool kar leta…

  39. balaji says:

    bakwas joke dum nahi tha yar admin

  40. Pratap Singh says:

    ADMIN Me Tujhse Naraz Nahi Hu Or Shayad Tu Mujhse Magar Aj Jo 2 Jokes Mere ID Par Aye Tu Dekh Maine Comment's Kiye Ya Nahi Fir Batana Kyu Nahi Dikh Rahe Hai.

    1. admin says:

      Pratap Pratap Pratap… Bhai mene tujhe pahle bhi kaha tha ki comment approve hone mein time lagta hai… like u posted then in morning and i am approving it on 4 pm so please yaar wait kara karo.

  41. Rashid says:

    @Aaliya,

    Hi sweetu,

    Khushi ka lamha kisko gawara nahi hota

    Har musafir manzil ka sahara nahi hota

    Dost to bahut mil jate hain zindagi me

    Lekin har koi tumhari tarah pyara nahi hota.

  42. divya says:

    admin ji mere comment kyu nhi post ho rahe hai maine koi gaande comments bhi nhi diye to fir aap mere comments ke saat yesa kyu kar rahe ho plzzzzz yesa mat karo.

    1. admin says:

      Arrey dosto comments approve hone mein time lagta hai so wait kara karo..

  43. sumit says:

    ye joke thoda adhura hai. last me waiter kehta hai paise kaha se degi uper ke dono gullak se ya neeche ke ATM machine se

    1. dev says:

      brilliant sumit tumne to joke me jaan dal di.

  44. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiiiii rashid..,,,

    thnxxx alot dear………itna accha shayari…(bhale hi chori ka hai) par bht pyaara hai.,,bilkul tumhari tarah…..thnxxxx……..

  45. h.khan says:

    acha joke sir

  46. Nishat Syeed says:

    HEY ADMIN MERE COMMENTS KUON NAHI POST KARTE HO

    1. admin says:

      Kab comment diye Tumne Nishat

  47. shabnam says:

    Pratap, Rajini ke saath teri behan bhi gayi thi magar wo manager ko us se jyada achchi lagi isliye manager ne use rok liya thokne ke liye. Wo us time manager se thuk rahi thi. Kyon sahi kaha na?

  48. raj says:

    abe lodo aadmi 2 prakar k hote h, 1) mann chodu OR 2) tan chodu, waiter mann chodu tha.

  49. DHIRAJ says:

    @ahsaam, waiter apne job k mamle me risk nahi lena chahta …ladki usse rape kaise mein phansa k black mail bhi kar sakti hai nd lene k dene pad sakte hain.

  50. Vickyssss says:

    pia ji hamne to apse hi sikha hai about store room.

  51. minisha says:

    ladki poori nangi ho to utni sexy nhi lagti waise waiter ne sirf uski baat ko talne k liye aisa kaha ki paise kaha se nikalegi.
    dil hi dil mai to wo usko naine chudai(eye fucking) kar rha tha

    1. shashank says:

      kya pta wter ka kya mood tha

  52. pia o pia says:

    not a good one.

  53. Pratap Singh says:

    "SHABNAM" Sali Ek To Khud Lu**d Khade Karne Ke Comment's Deti Hai Or Bad Me Chillati Hai Tere Ko Kya Bahar Hi Logo Ne Chod Diya Tha Jo Nangi Gayi Thi Itni Hi Chudas Chadi Hai To Bol Deti Hum Mana Nahi Karte…. Or TERI JANKARI KE LIYE BATA DU MERI BAHAN HI NAHI HAI AB AGAR BW KA BOLA TO TUJHE BHEJ DUNGA..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAL…………RAN……….ADMIN ISKO JAROOR POST KARNA OR HA ISME TU BHI JANTA HAI MERI GALTI NAHI HAI SHURUAT USNE KI……….

  54. dil b says:

    manisha kahi wo ladki tum hi to nai thi

    1. minisha says:

      dil b,

      nahi yaar mai nhi thi

      mai sirf bathroom mai aur bedroom mai nangi hoti hu

      1. lalit's says:

        hi sweet heart

      2. amit says:

        MANISHA AGAR TUM BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM ME NANGI HOTI HO TO MAIN BHI USI ME HOTA HOON. EK KAAM KYON NAHI KARTE HAIN HUM DONO APNA BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM EK HI KAR LETE HAI..

      3. deepgav says:

        aap sexy dek

        7 Nov, 2010

        MANISHA AGAR TUM BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM ME NANGI HOTI HO TO MAIN BHI USI ME HOTA HOON. EK KAAM KYON NAHI KARTE HAIN HUM DONO APNA BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM EK HI KAR LETE HAI..

        chating

      4. Farah says:

        hye, Shukar he mujhe abi Nangi hona hi nai parha kisi man k samne, or rahi bathroom ya toilet ki bat tou wahan tou sab hi akele men nange hi hote hen. hahahahahaha.

  55. dharmesh says:

    ladki kahi aur bhi ja sakti thi lekin vo baaar me hi kyu gai batao any on know????????????? then reply me 8957237393

  56. deepak ji says:

    sayad grahak mil jaye

  57. deepak ji says:

    manisha you are from——?

  58. roxs says:

    sneha how r u?? where r u from?? m living in dubai currently

  59. ketan says:

    hi

  60. Rahul~ says:

    Larki ka bill my dedunga all time raat me mere saath peeeee thi…….ha ha ha

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