Naujawan Ladko Ko Ek Nek Salah

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Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Ne Kunware Ladko Ko Salah Dete Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Yun Intezar Mein Gujar Jayega,

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Saat Fero Ke Saath Koi Ek Din Tumse Band Jaega.

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Bandi Ko Pakad Ke Chod Lo.

Kya Pata Hai Kaun Chuda Hua Tumare Gale Pad Jayega.

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Lamha-2 Waqt Ka Gujr Jaega, 7t Fero K Sath Koi Tumse Band Jaega. Abi B Wqt H Kisi Bandi Ko Pkad K Chod Lo. Kya Pta Kon Ch*uda Hua Tumare Gale Pd Jaega

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24 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hahahaha wah kya baat hai

  2. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ aur aisa krne ke baad agr police tumhe le jayegee to apne bibi ko v cho***ne layak nahi chodegaa !

    @ bhai aise kaam se bachiyoo , kyu ki jo v aayegee sb teek hee hogi !
    aise aap jante hee hai ki chodu mal kitna kamina hai hr wqt aisa hee salah dega !

    @ hi rashhi g aap B-ED krke bihar jayegee kya ?

    @ ravan bhai aap kaha ho ?

    1. Rashii says:

      Gd mrng

      psycho ji BEd karne k baad bihar aana jaruri hota hain kya? uttarakhand me b kafi gud school hain

  3. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ ek tym ki baat hai- soniya gandhi so rahi thee
    ki achanak spne me gaandhi g aaye aur bole;
    bahu soniya maine jo tumhare congres ko
    TOPI,CHASMA, BINAMRATA, AUR LATHEE, diya wo kaha hai ?
    soniya boli: bapu TOPI rahul ke paas hai jo wah logo ko
    pehna raha hai ! CHASMA manmohan ko de diya hai ,
    BINAMRATA to mere aur priyanka ki sari me samayee huee hai !
    aur rahi baat LATHEE ki towo desh ki janta ki seva me laga huaa hai !

    @ i miss uuuuuuu alll user…….bye nd tk cr…… !

    1. pyare mohan says:

      Pphychology(luc);) dil bag bag ho gaya kya joke hai yaar.

      1. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ km se km aap to khush ho gaye na, mehnt to kuch rng layegee hee !

  4. bheem says:

    admin bhai aap to shayar ban gye good yar maja aa gya hehehahaha

  5. N.khan says:

    Isse pahle k''CHAND RAAT''ho jaye,
    Mubarakbad ka silsila Aam ho jaye,
    Bheed me shamil humara b naam ho jaye,
    Kyu na''EID''ka abhi se
    ''SALAAM''ho jaye,
    Mere sabhi friends meri aur se tum sabhi ko Eid mubarak ho.

    Lagta h mujhe sab bhul gye hai

  6. deleted says:

    @ to all friends EID MUBARAK

  7. pyare mohan says:

    mere sabhi anmol doston ko id ki hardik subhkamnayen
    wish you a very happya and jayfull id.

    1. Pappu says:

      Pyare mohan bhai kshama chahta hu apne happy ko happya, joyfull ko jayfull aur wo eid hai na ki id humse koi galti huyi ho to maff karna.

      1. pyare mohan says:

        Dhanyawad

  8. Pearl(jays g.f on 21 says:

    @jay…chalo tumhari yamraaj ji se advance booking kara ke aa chuki hoon..unhone kaha hai…chinta mat kar pearl jay tera hai aur tujhse hamesha pyaar karta rahega…year 2111 mein tum mere b.f aur mein tumhari g.f..balle balle….chalo tumhari 2111 ki gf tumhein kiss de rahi hai..umaah!!…us samay to admin ki nonveg site to hogi naa hahaha!!..chalo koi nai…tumse baat karliya karenge..360D tech wale handset se haha..ab mat pucchna yeh 360D Tech wala kon sa set hai..miss u byee!!

    1. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ sbse pehle namaskar g ! sayad aaj maine 1st tym aapko comnt kiya hu !

      sorry yaar bura mt man-na ; aapne aapne naam ko etna lamba kr diya hai ki

      wo aapka 'biodata" malum padta hai 1! pillz "PEARL" hee kafi achhaa lagta hai !

  9. Pearl(jays g.f on 21 says:

    @jay tumhein billiya pasand hai..mujhe bahut pasand hai…main jab by walk jaa rahi thi movie dekhna…raaste mein ek billi mili maine use ek najar dekha aur apnapan mahsus karaya…phir kya hua..woh billi mere piche padd gayi 100mtr tak usne mera piccha kia..sab raaste mein saara tamasha dekhte rahe…phir maine usko utha kar ek fence k duri aur fhek dia…kitni cute thi woh billi:(..

  10. Harsh says:

    Bahut nek salah hai Me aaj hi ek ladki ko pakarkar chodunga

  11. removed says:

    The best Advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta,

    Burger, French Fries : –

    " FEW MOMENT ON UR LIPS FOREVER ON YOUR HIPS….."

  12. removed says:

    Tere Haath Se…Mere Haath

    Tak…Wo Jo Haath Bhar Ka Tha Faslaa

    Use Naapte…Use Kaatte…Meri Saari Umar Guzar Gayi………

  13. Pearl(jays g.f on 21 says:

    Hello Indian Boys and respected sisters of india..

    **************

    HAPPY EID°°°°°(

    **************

    east or west india is best….no doubt….provided indians have to love their country…agar apke padosh mein gandagi hai to makkhiya macchar aur bimariya tumhein bhi effect karengi…so khud se bhi pyaar karo aur dusre se bhi…apni aur dusro ki bhalai k liye…agar khushali pasand hai to….nafrat karo burai se acchai se nahi…

  14. deleted says:

    Agar subah jaldi uthne

    se takat-Budhi or Dhan badhta to

    Paperwala or Dudhwala sab se zyada amir hote

  15. Pearl(jays g.f on 21 says:

    @Del,..kon se jyotish ki baaton mein aagaye…hahaha….subah uthne ka yahi fayada hota to…birds kafi buddhiman hoti…but jo bhi ho..verygood..mast laga..tc!

    @harsh,..dimag hai ya ghoda..kyon apne ko bewajah badnaam karte ho…shame on u!!.

    1. deleted says:

      @ pearl ji I post comments vd different names

      Deleted

      Removed

      Unknown

      Pta nahi Kon

      So u can cmt on any of them it will reach me…

  16. deleted says:

    @ pearl kaise Ho …..

  17. pankaj says:

    hahahahaha kisi ladki commnt nahi aayega is per…

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