Never Teach Your Child Like This

A Family Was At The Dinner Table.

Son Asked His Father: “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobs Are There?

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Surprised Father Answered:

Well, Son, There Are Three Kinds Of Boobs

In Her 20’s, A Woman’s Are Like Melons, Round And Firm

In Her 30’s To 40’s, They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit

After 50, They Are Like Onions

Son: “Onions?

Father: “Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry

This Made His Wife And Daughter Mad. So D Daughter Asked Her Mom

Daughter: “How Many Kinds Of Penises Are There?

The Mother Smiled And Answered

Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases

In His 20’s, His Penis Is Like An Oak Tree, Mighty And Hard

In His 30’s And 40’s, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable.

After His 50’s, It Is Like A Christmas Tree.

Daughter: “A Christmas Tree?

Mom: “Yes – The Tree Is Dead And The Balls Are Just For Decoration.

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