Never Teach Your Child Like This

A Family Was At The Dinner Table.

Son Asked His Father: “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobs Are There?

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Surprised Father Answered:

Well, Son, There Are Three Kinds Of Boobs

In Her 20’s, A Woman’s Are Like Melons, Round And Firm

In Her 30’s To 40’s, They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit

After 50, They Are Like Onions

Son: “Onions?

Father: “Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry

This Made His Wife And Daughter Mad. So D Daughter Asked Her Mom

Daughter: “How Many Kinds Of Penises Are There?

The Mother Smiled And Answered

Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases

In His 20’s, His Penis Is Like An Oak Tree, Mighty And Hard

In His 30’s And 40’s, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable.

After His 50’s, It Is Like A Christmas Tree.

Daughter: “A Christmas Tree?

Mom: “Yes – The Tree Is Dead And The Balls Are Just For Decoration.

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29 Comments

    1. Jay says:

      @ Del bro. & Dear all frnds, Aap sabhi logo se mera ek question hai. . Pls. don’t mind..
      Aap apne frnds ke sath moves dekh rahe ho aur wo moves apko achhi lag rahi hai. Lekin apka ek frnd kahta hai ki moves achhi nahi hai, Bakwas hai, purani hai.
      Uski baat apko kaisi lagati hai ??
      Pls. Reply . . . .

      1. Deleted says:

        Baat to uski bhi sunni padegi aakhir dost h ….sab insan Ek jaise nahi hote……agar mujhe appni knowledge increase karni h to baat sabki sunni padegi fir analysis karunga aur kaam ki baat ko store kar lunga……movie use nahi aachi lagi mujhe lagi to Ho sakta h Mein second time fir dekhu…

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        **HAPPY HOLI PRIY DOSTO**
        Jay bro ek reasion ye b ho sakta hai ki :-
        jo chije ap dekh rahe ho wo entertenment ke liye. jabki wo real me achi n ho.
        Wahi chij apke dost ko pahle se hi pta ho aur wo apko aleart kr rha ho to aisa b ho sakta hai Ki apke dost ko usse hone wale nuksan ke bare me jyada malum ho..
        (PLZ DOSTO IS BAT KA BURA MAT MANNA)

    2. Admin says:

      kyu purana L lete hue tujhe dard hota hai ya fir maja nahi aya.. ya sirf aajkal ke college ke naye naye ladko ka leke khushi milti

      Mene hazar bar bola hao chahe sala joke 10000 saal purana hi agar is site pe nahi hai to naya hai….. bar bar ye line mat bola karo

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Fir gussa kyon tantion leta hai jo kahta hai kahne de jaruri to nahi ki sabhi users ko pasand aaye kuch ko pasand aata hai kuch ko nahi

        1. Admin says:

          Mene kab kaha ki wah wah karo…..

          Vo tumhari marji hai karo ya na karo….. main to soch raha tha ki comments ki wajah se tum log baatein kart lete ho time pass ho jata hai…

          jokes ki tarif ya beizjti ke liye comments ko na use karo…. to hi behtar hai dear…

      2. Jay says:

        Yar mere ques. Ka yahi means thha ki agar koi jokes hume achha nahi lag raha hai to hume ye chahiye ki hum shant rahey. Agar hum ye kahte hai ki joke purana hai, bakwas hai to eska ulta asar (Kabab me Haddi ki tarah) un dosto ke entertenment pe padata hai jinko joke achha lagta hai. So dosto pls. take care. Dosto ki khushi me apni khushi samjho.

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Hii… Happy holi.. Kaisi ho ji..?? Kya ho rha hai is time..??
      Apka to Kuch pta hi nhi chal rha hai .. Hahahaha…

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Are to ap itna gussa kyo ho rhi hai…
        Jawab dena hai dijiye, nhi dena hai mt dijiye. Ye to apke uper hai.. Kyo….???

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