New Generation Sexual Talk

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Boy: “Can I Touch And See Your Hardware?

Girl: “First Show Me Your Software

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Boy: “Should I Install It In Your System?

Girl: “Yes, But First Cover It With Antivirus & Then Install?

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New Generation Boy- Can I Touch n C Ur Hardware G- 1st Show Me Ur Software B- Should I Install It In Ur System G- Cover It With Antivirus n Then Install

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52 Comments

  1. Mausam says:

    hahaaahhhaha hehehehheee

    wow nice yaar this is somthing new and intresting.

    ab dekhna ki log kaise kaise coments likhenge hehheheeee

    1. SNAKEY says:

      Mausam Tere Kisne Software Install Kiya Bey Jo Itna Has Raha Hai Hehehe Saap Is Back Again

      1. Cobra says:

        I m allraddy here.
        How r u.
        Are yaar yahan par to duplicaty band karo.

        1. SNAKEY says:

          SNAKEY BAHUT PURANA HAI COBRA DEAR KISO SY BHI POOCH LO .N M NIT THE 1WHOES COPYING.

          (´-`).。oO((*☻-☻*)(ーー;)

        2. Mausam says:

          Arey Yaar snakey, mere software kon install karega yaar,shayad pichhle janam me kiya ho to mujhe yaad nhi he heheheee,kaash ki mujhe bhagwaan ne aisa banaaya hota,

          Ye to ganimat he ki bhagwaan ne ek hardware ka intzaam kar diya he nahi to mujhe bhi Matrix ki tarah Bathroom me hi waste karna padta hehehheee,

          Haan agar mere paas hardware hota to pata nhi yaar kitne Matrix jaise logo ki line lagi hoti aur LAAR bhi tapka rhe hote,hehehehhehehee

          Aur haan Snakey Bete itne din tak absent rahoge to ye "cobra" kya pata nhi kitni prajaatiyo ke saanp aakar yahaan kundli maar ke baithe honge aur tujhe aise hi duplicate kahenge hehhehehehee isliye kam se kam 50% present to laga yaar.hehee

          1. SNAKEY says:

            hehehe hahaha ITS NICE TO SEE YA ALL STILL HERE PANCHII DIVYA U KAPIL …..CARRY ON ADMIN KEEP IT UP….BAS DEDE YAAD RAKH YO ….AUR MAUSAM KAHAN THA YAAR ITNEY DINO BAAD DIKHA HAI MILTA RAHA KAR …..HEHEHEHEHEHEHE……

    2. Matrix says:

      Mausam bhai sotware choro mere paas pura ka pura operating system hai install kar doon kya :P he…he…he…

      1. Mausam says:

        @ Matrix Bhai main aapko aapke hi sher me jawab de raha hoon:

        Hardware aapko milte nhi lagte,

        apna software aap haath me liye firte,

        ise apne hi haard ware me daal lo yaar,

        Roz Roz bathroom waste karte acche nahi lagte.

        hehehehhehhehe

        1. Matrix says:

          Mausam tere liye bhi ek sher arz hai:

          Tu idhar se udhar jata,

          Tu udhar se idhar jata,

          Sabne puchaa tu kidhar jata,

          Maine kaha,

          Yaaron ye jidhar jata g**d mara ke hi aata…..:P

          he…he….he……

    3. Rashii says:

      Mausam ji apka cmt bhi acha hai, such kahu toh mujhe pehle ye joke samajh he nhi aaya tha

  2. Rukhasna says:

    Lekin Anti-Virus kaun si company ka hoga….

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      RUKHSANA dear anti virus….KOHINOOR company ka hai….agar zarurat ho to batana…..

      1. SNAKEY says:

        Nhi nhi tumhara operating system udha dega kohinoor tum ek kaam kro yeh 9ton (norton) antivirus hi use kro. .Hehehheh….*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*\(^o^)/

    2. Imran says:

      anti virus uf nd ouch company ka hai.

  3. shubham says:

    mast joke tha aise hi baTE KRO AUR MAJE DILAO

  4. Rashii says:

    Nice hehehehe

    acha hai n sahi hai

    admin ji ,jubaan ka kala fir b thik hai bt dil ka kaala nhi hona chaiye

    sry Mausam ji ap lachiwala, sahastrdhara ki baat to nhi ker rahe ho?

    Arush ji kaha thae itne din? Ap sb mere frnd hai n frnds appointment nhi lete balki sare frnds milker group bnate hai

    cobra ji u r ryt angoor khatte hai

    congrass Mr r**

    my cute n lovely bhai n sis kaha hai

    hey frnds hru?

    1. Admin says:

      Rashii hheehehe Mere se set ho ja na ;)

      1. Rashii says:

        Admin ji main toh set he hu hehehe

        1. Admin says:

          Rashii Ji, aaj sare bandhan tod ke mere pass aa jayeyi.. Hmm aana mushkil hoga mobile number dijiye main khud aake le jaunga

    2. Mausam says:

      @ yes yes Rashi ji Sahasradhara hi he wo jagah,yaar mujhe yaad nhi aarha tha,

      ye lachchhiwala kahaan he main yahaan nhi gayaa.ye bhi isee ke aas paas he kya?

      @ Pachhii ji aisa kya ho gayaa ki aap Way2heart par aanaa hi nhi chaahti,aajaya karo yaar.

      @ AND all the Friends of this SITE :

      AAP AUR AAPKE SABHI PARIVARIJANO KO

      MERI AUR MERE PARIVAR KI TARAF SE

      HOLY KI SHUBHKAAMNAAYE

      "HAPPY HOLI"

  5. Arab says:

    Gud one admin

  6. sunny says:

    3 type ka vires ho sakta h

    1 KUJLI

    2 PREGANENCE

    3 ADIS

    TIK NA SAYAD AUR BHI HOTE H PR MUJHE & MERI NAI NAI GF LOGO KO ISI KA DER RAHTA H

  7. sunny says:

    Admin sayad aajkal sabki dosti bahut jayda ho gai to isi me bhai chara dikte

    kuch comm. pad k aand kap jate h

    1. Matrix says:

      Are saalon way 2 heart se bhaag ke aa gaye mein wahaan bore ho raha hoon jaldi aao…

  8. panchhi says:

    hahhahahah gud 1

    @kapil jaanu ab rehne v do tumhine kaha tha ke condom ko fugga kehte hai aur ye v kaha tha ke tum roj ke 10 condoms use krte ho ab juth mat bolo jaanu….

    @raj tu ghar cchhod ke chala gya tha kya!!!!veryy verrrryyy bad…..humhh bad boyy!!!

    chhodo chalo congrats tumare dad ne tume ghar bula liya hai i m soo happyy fooo uu…

    aur hehhahah meri bat se tune apni shadi 3 yr ke liye postpond kr di!!! hahahahh avi tuje sirf ulti krne wali biwi mil rai thi ab 3 saal bad tuje dahej me 3 bachhe wali milegi hahah

    how lucky ur bachhas !!! apne mom dad ki shadi dekhenge par hahahah teri first night ka sochte hi muje hansi aa rai hai heheheheh…

    aur mene 'real lyf' wala sentence isiliye likha kyuki jb frnds chhod kr jate hai to bahot hurt hota hai aur tum n raavan to mere best frnds ho site pe…to me aesa kavi ni chahugi na ke u dono muje chhod kr jaao!! aur son muje real life me v ek mast frnd mil gya hai..he is soo sweet n nice…pr wo muje kavi mere name se ni bulata hmesha kookduu ya chiti,makdi ya billi kehta hai hehh pr me v use bahot pareshan krti hu bakri ke kr kyuki wo bahot patla haii ……ab apna khayal rakhiyo,ok.aur apne papa ke achhe aur mature son bankr rehna…god bless uu..

    @raavan januu me v yahi hu dekhoo aur batao kaisa chal rha hai tumara kaam dhandha??sb thik hai na??n how is sweety??wese sweety bahot lucky hai kyuki uske kai anjane chahne wale hai s site pr jo use hamesha yad krte hai…

    @heyy aarysh hows u??n HAPPY HOLI tume v…

    2 all my frnds HAPPY HOLI ….

    holi ke sare rang ap sabki life me bhar jaye aesi dua krti hu god se….

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      hahahaha kya khub jodi mili hai ab to old muhawara ka latest new version aa jayega ………..ram milaye jodi ek bakri aur dusra makdi wah wah wah kya jodi hai ha ha ha ha tumlog to mujhe hasa hasa kar mar daloge yaar, abe mujhe ghar jindaa jana hai……

      aur tujhe nahi pata,me ghar chhoda nahi tha infact mere papa ne mujhe bhaga diye the, aaye din mere complain badhte ja rahe the, fir v wo bardasht kiye ja rahe the, kabhi me kisi ko pit deta to kabhi kisi k ghar ka glass tod deta, ek din bahut maja aaya tha ek baratme gaya hua tha waha kuch excitement karne ka mann kiya to ek budha najar aya wo soye hue the mene uski payjama k nade ko dusre budhe k nade me bandh diya fir kya ek k karwat lete hi payjama khul gaya fir wo hungama hua aaj v sochkar hasi aati hai, jab v me barat me jata tha koi budha ho ya dulha ya fir dulha ka baap chain se nahi rahta tha, me badmash tha par kabhi mera ladki se related koi complain nahi aaya tha, ek ladki sophiya bade baap ki beti thi nakhra aur attitude had se jyada tha use ye prob thi ki sab uske deewane hai raj use bhaw kyon nahi deta, wo mujhse khunnas nikalne k liye ek din wo had par gai, wo itni giri hui thi ki mere aur vinita ki dosti ko itna ganda iljam lagai thi ki me bata nahi sakta humdono me bhai behan jaise rishta tha, shayad ye baat mujhe time pr pta nai chalta to vinita kuch kar leti ye sunkar me out of control ho gaya tha aur college farewell function me mene sab k samne sophiya ko 3 tamacha mara tha aur wo behosh ho gayi thi wo din mere liye bahut bura din tha, mera career daw pr lag gaya tha sophiya k papa principle k ache dost the bahut hungama hua tha kisi tarah se papa ne situation cntrl kar liye bt apne dil par pathar rakh kar unhone mujhe kahe ja aur wapas mat aana, mere papa bahut strict hai aur wo ladki ka case kabhi bardasht nhi kar skte h par me v unhi ka beta hu mene v kasam liya tha jabtak wo nahi bulayenge me marr jaunga bt ghar kabhi nahi jaunga pure 2yr lage unka gussa shant hone me par ye 2 saal me mene pura jindagi ka experience pa liya,

      @ R***ji – aapne bilkul sahi kaha me sirf naraj apne dosto se hota hu kyonki unki galti me bardasht nahi kar sakta

  9. panchhi says:

    rashi tumari behen mast haii tum kaisi ho??

    wer is sheela,simmi n rosy??

    @mausam ji me w2h pe isilie ni ati kyuki me ana nai chahti..hehehhe

    1. Rosy says:

      @panchhi, m here dear.. Hru?

    2. Rashii says:

      Mast he rehiyega panchi ji

  10. Sexy reena says:

    Yaar ye software or hardware kya hai

    1. Cobra says:

      Hardware bole to vagina & software bole to penis.

    2. deewana says:

      hardware chut aur sofware lund hai

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    Matrix thanx dear condom ke bare me muje samjhane ke liye..me to ajyani tha yaar aaj tak……par jaha tak lulli ka sawal hai to yaar tu yaha sabke samne jhut kyu bol rha hai,,us din to tu bada chilla rha tha jab me teri…….

    chal chod baki kya kahu muje pata hai tu sharma rha hai……

    1. Matrix says:

      Ha…..ha…ha…
      Mujhe pata hai mere dost ki lauda na hone ke karan tu use paane ke sapne dekhta hai.Usse kisi ka **** karne ka sochta hai, ki kash tu bhi kar sakta. Sapne se jag jaa mere yaar tere paas lauda nahi hai. ha….ha….ha…

  12. Heartbeat says:

    Sunny bhai adis nahi yaar aids

  13. Heartbeat says:

    Admin yaar jassi nahi aundi payi aajkal

  14. Heartbeat says:

    Admin 22 ji w2h te main chat nahi kar pa reha kaaran ta daso

  15. kapil the cute boy says:

    wese agar condom use kiya jaye to ladkiya mana nhi karti is se unhe 3 fayde ho jate hain…….1.baccha hone ka dar khatm ho jata hai…2.

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      Hi Kapil me tujhe to batana hi bhul gaya yaar me ghar wapas ja raha hu …….. pure 2 saal k baad, mujhse mere dost keh rahe the raj yaar tumhare me to kafi changes aa gaya hoga, mujhe v lag raha hai ki shayad me kuch badal gaya hu sab ye site ka kamal hai me yaha aaya tha aur v jyada bigadne bt tumhare jaise log aur panchi,rashii,rosy,simmi,rana,admin,divya,sheela ne to mujhe pura sudhar hi diya…………….. ho sakta hai ye mera bharam ho, bt yaar tumhara explanation bahut acha hota hai isliye tumse puch raha hu, kya kuch dino se mujhme kuch changes aaya hai

  16. Arjun khan says:

    Gud joks Are santa kaha geay

    Hi all fnd hru kiya sab badiya chal rahai yar sorry mai kuch din aap logo se dur raha & mujhe bilkul maza nahi aya jokes to ek bahana hai sach kahu to aap sab ke comments ki mujhe badi yad ai & mostly

    Rashi ji aap kaisi hai ek aap hi to hai jisne mujhe apne comment me yad kiya i

    1. Rashii says:

      M fi9 arujun ji, ap kaise ho, ab free ho toh jor-shor se cmt dijiye

  17. Rashii says:

    Good morning admin ji n all frnds suprabhat

    kb tak sote rehogae, garmiya aa gayi hai ab toh jaldi uth jaya kero

  18. Rashii says:

    Raavan ji lgta hai ap shona k sath khelne me kuch jyda he busy ho isliye frnds ko bhul gaye

    Mr r** ap b ache dost ho bt ap apne dosto ki baato ka jaldi bura maan jate ho

  19. Rashii says:

    Psychology is my fav sub, intersting name

    1. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

      @ Rashhi g fir to aapke ssath baat krne me maazaa aa jayegaa !

      @ zara aap ye sexeul baat krne baale ke baare me kuch typ kr hee dijiye na !

  20. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

    seedhee baat no bkbaass…….!

    underware ke andr rehne wala hee software nd hardware hota hai !

    @ Hi frnd log kaise ho ?

    @ yaha to koi v maal duplicate hai hee nahi jo anti virus ki jarurt padegee !

    @ Hi panchhi , rashhi , divya , ravan, metrix , heartbeats, mousam, sexy reena nd all user of dis syt " AAP SVI KO RANGO KI TYOHAR HOLI KI HARDIK SHUVKAMNAYE "

  21. kamlesh says:

    its really new computer generation talk

  22. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

    thik hai g ! ye to huee new genration ki baat !

    @ mujhe koi next genretion ke baare to bataye ki wo sex ki baate kaise karenge !

    @ tb sayad mantra se hee bachhe honge, nd tb ladkiyo ki jaan bach jayegee !

    tnx god . .

  23. Gourav Devgan says:

    wah gr8 joke

  24. funnyguy says:

    this is wrong joke, who ever wrote it.
    inko computers ke bare me jaida pata nahi hai.
    kiuki software ko cover nahi karte antivirus se,
    antivirus to alag se install kiya jata hai.

    1. Admin says:

      Thanks batane ke liye genuise and ab aap is joke ko sahi karke bejne ka kasht kare. Meharbani hogi

    2. Matrix says:

      Abe saale ye joke hai!

      Agar isme bhi tu sahi/galat nikalega tab to aagey aur bhi aise jokes hai jo agar tu sahi manega to teri to fatt jayegi.

      Aur waise bhi bahut se aise softwares hote hain jinke sath antivirus free mien diye jaate hain.

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