Objection To Newton’s Gravitational Law By Lunnacharya

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Baba Lunnacharya Research and Found:

The Last Drop Of Susu Does Not Obey The Force Of Gravity (Or Newton’s Gravitational Law) Until You Shake The Nunu

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Objection To Newton's Gravitational Law By Lunnacharya: The Last Drop Of Susu Does Not Obey The Force Of Gravity Until You Shake The Nunu

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44 Comments

  1. Rosy says:

    Yuppy..m d 2nd viewr:)

    1. Panchhi says:

      Ratan wer r u??

  2. manish says:

    yeeeeee iam first second time in a day

  3. manish says:

    adminji ye kya joke tha mujhe samajh hi nahi aya,,,,,,

    1. Panchhi says:

      Kapill yaar kaha ho??

  4. manish says:

    okkkk aagya samajh mein,,,,hehehehe acha hai

    1. Mausam says:

      koi baat nahi Manish bhai hota hai kisee kisee ko to 2sre din samjh me aata he apko to fir bhi jaldi samjh me aagaya.hahahaha dont mind plz i was joking.

      1. manish says:

        mausam bhai ye sala newton bhi ajj soch mei pad gaya hoga ki ye sala nunnu par maine koun sa law bana diya tha….hahahaha

        1. Mausam says:

          Manish bhai Newton 100% soch raha hoga hoga kyu ki admin bhai kah rahe hain ki uski aatma yaheen kaheen par bhatak rahi hai,mujhe to Lunnacharya ka khayaal aaraha hai kaheen unhe na pakad le aur bole "kameene ye bata ki ye kaunsa research beech me ghused diya tune?"

  5. divya says:

    yaar samujh nhi aaya

    1. Panchhi says:

      Muje v yaar

      1. AVISHEK says:

        LADKE SUSU KARNE KE BAAD APNE LUND KO HILATE HAI NA WOHI BAAT HAI.

      2. arush says:

        jin-2 girls ko joke samajh me nahi aaya,mere paas aa jaayen………prractically explain kar dunga………..hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

        1. arush says:

          follow karega bhi kaise yaarrrrrr…..,

          newton ke paas to land hi nahi tha hahaaaaaaaaaaaa..

          1. arush says:

            are yaar admin newton kabhi india aaya hi nahi,aata to deffnitely check karta.hahaaaaaaaaaa…

        2. Mausam says:

          Arush bhai girls ko to tum samjha doge par boys ko kaun samjhayega, wo address bhi batado.

          1. arush says:

            ladkon ko samjhana nahi padta hai,

            ye ladkiyan jaan kar bhi anjaan banne ki koshish kartihai……..i hope unko explain karwane me mazaa aata hai…..

    2. wild says:

      divya darling ek baat kahi jaati hai land ko kitna hi hila lo kitna hi kheecho taano ya oper neeche karo par susu ki aakhiri boond chaddi main hi girti hai samjhi

      1. Mausam says:

        wah wah wild bhai lagtaa hai aap bhi Lunnacharya ke pakke chele ho,best research of you.

  6. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    its really new research

  7. manish says:

    divya dear agar tum ladka hoti samajh mei ajata,,,,

  8. naughty hotty....... says:

    ha ha ha…hi 2 all!!! m back uuuuuuummmmmmmaaaaaaa……..

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi n.h. Welcome back dear how r u. R u know tumhara ummma itna bada tha ki thuk se mera gal bhar gaya.

      1. naughty hotty....... says:

        thankx punit m gud……how r u???

        kapil kahan ho darling

  9. Rashii says:

    Admin ji mujhe joke samjh nhi aaya, kya ap samjha skte ho?

    1. Panchhi says:

      Rashii di kya kar rahi ho ap??

      1. arush says:

        hello rashii,panchhiji…how are you?

  10. varun says:

    divya ,anjali,rashi panchhi,rosy,mausam,jisko bhi samajh me aaya hai mujhe samjha do

  11. varun says:

    anajli tum kaha gayi ho,

    mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi ha

  12. Punit mumbai says:

    @deepti tiwari mai b notice kar raha hu kitne hi users cmnt nahi de rahe hai. kabhi-kabhi toh aesa lagta h jese hum apne school k groop chhodkar kisi new college me entry ki ho.

  13. Mausam says:

    Admin ji agar Newton ye sab padhta to apna sar peet leta aur sochta ki saala main kahaan seb me hi atka rahaa yahaan to bade bade research ho rahe hain mere naam pe.

    1. Admin says:

      Mausan bhai hehehe chinta kyu karta hai uski atma to tadap rhi hai na isko dekh ke
      and mene itna dhund ke scientist ka nam rakha lagta hai kisi ko pasand nahi ya

      1. Mausam says:

        admin bhai ji research pasand aaya bahut pasand aaya.aapke lunnacharya ki pasand ki daad deta hoon.

  14. pia says:

    sameer kuchh bhi sochte ho ye to bilkul samajh nahi aaya

  15. eddy says:

    to understand this joke you should know the law of gravity and had a nunu.

  16. Nitesh saini says:

    Hello baby anjli mousm rshli

  17. Nitesh saini says:

    Punchhi"divya" r so sweaty do u like

  18. Rashii says:

    Good night Admin urf sameer ji sd tc

  19. manish says:

    mai samjhata hun.Newton ka avishkar tha ki Prithvi apne gurutvakarshan bal se sabhi vastuo ko apni taraf khinchti hai lekin susu karte wakt akhir ki boond neeche nahi girti jab tak lund ko hilaoge nahi.

  20. Pankaj says:

    gdmrning every one

  21. amar says:

    Panchhi Jee, issliye samajh me nahi aaya yeah joke kyuki aaplogo kaa last drop…bina hilaye apne aap gir jata hai…japki ladko kaa hilane ke baad girta hai aur aaplogo ke paas hilane ke liye hai nahin

    1. panchhi says:

      achha thank u yar samjhane k liye bt ham khush hmare pas jo bhi hai usse ,ok

  22. aman says:

    Panchhi Jee, issliye samajh me nahi aaya yeah joke kyuki aaplogo kaa last drop…bina hilaye apne aap gir jata hai…japki ladko kaa hilane ke baad girta hai aur aaplogo ke paas hilane ke liye hai nahin

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