Old Man’s Stories

The First One Said: “My Hands Shake So Bad That Today I Shaved And I Cut My Face!

Second Old Man. “My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!

The Third Old Man Laughed And Said: “That’s Nothing Friends. My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Took A Piss Yesterday, I Came Two Times.

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