Oye, Choot To Yahan Hai

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Ek Baar Harbhajan Ka Mood Sex Karne Ka Hua To Vo Saniya Mirza Ko Chodne Ke Liye Gaya

Jab Kapde Utar Ke Vo Bed Pe Lete To Harbhajan Uske Uper Aa Gaya Aur Uski Jaangh (Thigh) Pe Lund Rakh Diya

Saniya Hairani Se: “Oye, Choot To Yahan Hai

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Harbhajan: “Sabar Kar, Yaha Se Spin Karunga Na

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Harbhajan Saniya Ko Chodne Gaya Usne Lund Uski Jangh Par Rakha. Saniya: Oye Chut To Idhar Hai. Harbhajan: Sabar Kar Yaha Se Spin Karunga Na

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50 Comments

  1. Punit mumbai says:

    Sex player

  2. PRIYA says:

    Mujhe toh shane warne ke sath sex karna hain…
    Kitni spin cutthi hain uski wite pe ball dalta tha ati midle stump par thi…
    Harbhajan toh gaandu hain hamesa yuvraj ki gaand ki tarah wite fakta rahata hain

    1. Rao_rocks says:

      shane warne to budha ho gaya

      bhaajji young h, ball spin kare na kare but teri wicket jaroor le lega wo heheheheh

    2. sam no.1 says:

      priya mai bhi bahut acchi spin karata hu agar tumhare brest par rakhuga to spin ho kar choot me hi jayga

    3. Aashique-a-shabnam says:

      Priya tum priya rohra ho na.

    4. ahsaam says:

      priya..mujhe spin nahi aati..lekin phir bhi bowling bahot achchi karonga…woh bhi sirf middle stump par …

    5. rahul says:

      hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  3. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Saniya mirza ke sath to spin kara k nhi bounce maar maar k sex karna chahiye,naak kata di INDIANS ki,PAKISTANI se shadi karke,kya 1 arab l…d kam pad gaye the

  4. naughty hotty says:

    Yaar fast mein jyada mzaa aata h

    1. rave says:

      hottie :)

      tere ko fast ball khelne mein kafi maza aata hai :)

      wow , you're a dude girl :)

      1. naughty hotty says:

        Hi rave!

        kyun tumhe fast bowling nhi aati kya????????

        hi all boyz

        uuuuummmmmmaaaaaa

  5. Sameer says:

    Oye bhajji, dekh kar. Warna kahi aur ghus jayega

  6. Anuj says:

    Kahi Shoaib Malik Six Na Maar De Spin Hone Ke Pehle

  7. Hot boy says:

    Hi, divya where r u yaar?

  8. Rao_rocks says:

    Bhajji bach ke bhai jab sania tenis khelegi to apni ball bachcha lena, bahut tezzzzzz shot marti h sania

  9. shabnam says:

    Sania to shoeb ke saath cricket khel rahi hai, ye saala bhajji wahan kahan pahunch gaya. Agar shoeb ko pata chal gaya to dono ko boundary ke paar pahuncha dega.

    1. Shankar says:

      Saniya kaa sexy hai

    2. Deepak frm doon says:

      Unka toh pata nahin par tu mujhe mil gayi toh mein tujhe jannat ke paar pahuncha dunga, hii shabbo…..

    3. Dil Jani says:

      Hi Shabnam kaisi ho .tumhare comments behooda nahein hote dosri larkiun ki treh ….mujh se dosti karo gi

    4. dev says:

      a shabnam tune bhajji ko gali kaise di wo nahi hota to india aaj nak katwa leti.so dont abuse any player in future o.k. 5dl

  10. Manu says:

    Very cute

  11. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    SANIA K HUSBAND KO JAB PATAA CHALEGA KI USKI WALI BHAJJI K SAATH CRICKET KHELTI HAI TOH USKE ARMAAN TUTT JAYENGE………………………waise.,,,gud joke…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiii ACKY.,,,

    I still remmbr ki tumne mujhe ek jagah yeh cmmnt kiya hai ki main onl99 aaoun chattng me….!!!

    yaar mann toh mera bhi krta hai aane ka..,,par iska process kya hai i dnt knw yr….thtz y nhi aa pati..

      1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

        but admin.,,i did try there…..mujhe samjh nhi aata ki waha account kaise banana hai ya chat k liye frndzz kaise invite krte hain..etc.etc.

        usme meri help kr do plz…….

        1. admin says:

          Kuch nahu karna hai aaliya dear. just login karo ek name select karo aur jo users online hai unse chat karo

    1. acky says:

      aaliya waise to admin ne site bata hi di hai is site pe aake bus nick name dalna hai its very simple sweety.

      so first you try and if you get to know then let me know at what time we can chat…….. i will wait sweatheart.

      bye dear

  13. Deepak says:

    I think there iz also a user by my name so frm now my name iz "deepak frm doon"

  14. Deepak frm doon says:

    Girls of dis site should be more sexy then sania, Hey grls now be my frnd, my pe**s is waiting for a cute veg**a of yours…..

  15. Madhab says:

    Priya eak bar mere sath sex karke dekho shane warne se jayda maja aaega mera wada hai.

  16. Adi says:

    Harbhajan or sania kitna ganda combination hai.

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww.bhaji ki sir pe itna hair hai toh necha kitna hoga..

  17. Adi says:

    1 joke from my site

    Bhakt: Lund kaisa hota hai?

    Baba:Koi mota, koi patla, koi lamba,koi chhota,koi bada, koi sakhat, koi mulayam.

    Bhakt:Baba zindgi bhar GAND he WARWAYI he kya…

  18. Adi says:

    To

    The Principal

    Sir,

    Baat ye hai ki koi tuk nai banti hai paper lene ki?

    bhenchod 1 bi chhutti nahi di. Gand marli stdnts ki.

    1 to bhosdi ka sylabs b itna phaadu hai ki gand ka jor laga diya par kuch palle hi nahi pada.

    Aur teacher b aise padate hai jaise apni ma chudwake aa rahe ho.

    To is baat ka hal ye nikalta hai ki kal se notice board per faltu ki randi baazi band or us per ques paper lagana chahiye

    Thanking you

    Yours obediently

    Teri beti ka yaar

  19. Adi says:

    Sex ke baad Responses:

    Randi: Paisa Nikal,

    Girl friend: Maza a gaya,

    Padosan: Phir kab aaoge ?

    Biwi: Ab 6-7 din teri awaaz na nikle sale tharki.

    1. Sweety says:

      Very nice joke adi ji

  20. Shikhan says:

    My name is shikhan or me priya k sath khelna chahta jo khel wo chahe vahi priya shenwarn ko chhodo wo ab budha ho gya ha apan khelte ha .khelegi na .

  21. Deepu says:

    hi priya can v b frds?

  22. mohit says:

    priya shane to khasi hai mere se sex kar tery gaand pe lund rakhoonga spin hoke tery choot me jaye ga haaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa

  23. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiii ADI.,,,nice one yarr……..,,,,gud joke…!!!and wellcum 2 dis dhasu site…….

  24. Punit mumbai says:

    Shabnam aur priyanka apne toh boys par jadu kar diya hai. U r both charmi.

  25. jay says:

    shabnam tune vo kahawat to suni hogi "agoor khatte hai"
    lagta hai tu bhajji se spin karwana chahti hai magar vo
    tuje ghas bhi nahi dalta.just enjoy the joke. don't abuse any player.

  26. jay says:

    jis jis ne bhajji ko gali di hai,aaj bhajji ne un ki g**nd mai 115 l*nd thoke hai.enjoy bhajji's 115 runs.

    1. ashok foujdar says:

      hii am ashok foujdar me saniya mriza ke sath sex khelna chahta hu

  27. Manoj says:

    Spinner hi spin kara sakta hai. I'm faster. Priya ji khelna pasand karogi?

  28. minisha says:

    gud joke and gud comments
    all comments are gooooooooood

  29. anil says:

    hiiiiiii minisha tum mare saath khelna pasand karogi

    1. minisha says:

      khelna kya hai??

  30. Gunda says:

    Priya ji kaash mai Shane Warn hota

  31. sameer says:

    maja nahi aaya… harbhajan ke saath neeta hoti to khoob maja aata

  32. shally says:

    harbhajan ke jhaant mein to uska lavda dikhega kahaan yar?

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