Pahle Maa Ko To Bacha Lo

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Ek Foji Naukari Se Aate Time Apne Dono Bachho Ke Liye T-Shirt Lekar Ghar Aaya.

Uske Bachho Ne T-Shirt Ko Dekh Kar Use Ek Table Par Rakh Diya.

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Kuch Der Baad Foji Ne Apni Patni Ko Andar Le Jakar Room Band Kar Liya, Aur Bachho Se Kaha.

Foji: “Darwaja Mat Kholna Main Tumhari Mummy Ke Liye Ek Secret Gift Laya Hoon Jise Pahle Mummy Ko Dikhaunga

Us Kamre Ke Upar Ek Roshan-Daan Tha, Bade Bachhe Ne Socha Ki Chalo Dekhte Hai Ki Mummy Ke Liye Papa Kya Laye Hai.

Isliye Wo T-Shirt Waali Table Lagakar Dekhne Laga, Itne Mein Chhote Wala Bacha Bola,

Chhota Bachha: “T-Shirts Ke Upar Chadh Kar Inki Maan Kyon Chod Raha Hai?

Tab Bade Wale Bache Ne Kaha: “Array, T-Shirt Gayi Maa Chudvane, Andar To Hamari Apni Maan Chud Rahi Hai

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40 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    ye kya joke h…admin…tu tha kahan…..saale

  2. CHHORA says:

    Ye to mere wala joke hai! Hai ki nahi?

  3. lalitmangla says:

    Bekaar joke

  4. Nitesh says:

    Ye Kya Hai..? Joke Ki Tune To Gaand Hi Maar Li..! :-P

  5. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    dil se naam hamara mita diya eraser ki terha
    hamne virye nikal diya Crypton Laser ki terha

    hehehehehehehehehehe

  6. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    lund hamara esa tight
    jaise ho Laser light

  7. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    Newton’s tree laws of motion

    1 sex ki position tab hi change hoti h jab FORCE lagaya jaye

    2 chudai ki speed ladki ki sundarta k proportional hoti h

    3 sex k wakt ladke ko jitna maza aata h ladki ko bhi utna hi maza aata h

    from newton’s original creation pornographic mathematica

    hehehehehehehehe

    1. himanshu says:

      devender bhai agar sex se dono ko barabar maza atA hai. to jab ladke ke sath force sex kiya jata ha to vo case darz kyu karati hai?®B-)

      1. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

        hehehehe bhai sex mai to ladki ko bhi utna hi maza aata h

        per bhuhuhuhuhu uske dil mai nafrat sex k enjoy se bhi jyada hoti h

        jis se vo ladki report kar deti HOGI shayad hehehehehe

        ========================================
        jaha tak mai sochta hu
        vo apni virginity ko safe rakhne k liye esa karti hogi

        =============================================

        or hehehehehehe yadi itna gyan newton ko hota to aaj vo AMAR ban jaata hehehehehehehe

  8. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    Albert Einstein’s Relativity Theory

    lund or choot ek dusre k relative hi chote ya bade hote h hehehehehehehe

  9. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    newton kehta h ki chudai ki speed ladki ki sundarta k proportional hoti h

    per ise einstein ne modify kiya

    usne kaha ki According to my special sex theory
    ye law sirf 30 minut tak hi sahi h
    30 minut k baad nikal jaata h
    or speed zero ho jati h chahe ladki kitni bhi sundar ho

    hehehehehehehehehe

  10. CHHORA says:

    Yaha rajasthan se kon kon hai?

    1. Deepak says:

      mai Rajsamand se hu…
      Priya ji Jaipur se… :)

      Aap kaha se ho…?

    2. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

      mai jaipur rajasthan india asia earth solar-system milky-way-galaxy se hu hehehehehehehe

  11. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    @himanshu tu kaha rehta h {konsa rajye{state} h}

    1. himanshu says:

      dev+inder ma india ke sabse rich, sabse populer state punjab ke maharaja Ranjeet singh ki city se hu.

  12. deleted says:

    deepak and priya r from rajsthan

  13. deleted says:

    whats ur age ???
    Chorra
    Devendra
    himanshu
    HPS
    sanjay41

    1. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

      i have 20 year old lund hehehehehehe

    2. CHHORA says:

      Meri age to 18 hai!

      1. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

        tera lund kitne inch ka h or height kitni h

        mera lund 5 inch ka h or height 5 foot 11 inch ki h

  14. Deepak says:

    Apni wafa ka itna dawa na kar Aye dost,

    maine rooh ko jism se bewafai karte dekha hai,

    1. deleted says:

      the BEST ever sher i have heard…….great bro…..kya thinking h…..sahi….

  15. ρяιуα says:

    OMG ye kya bakwaas hai ??/

  16. CHHORA says:

    Attention- Koi mujhe fb par friend resquest bhejo! Meri id- ‘*********’ and Profile photo me blue colour me ****** likha he!

    1. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

      meri to id hi disable ho gayi
      kyo ki pehle jab facebook wale ne mere se phone number verification manga to mere paas phone hi nahi tha bhuhuhuhuhuhu

      per mai bhi ab kuch hi dino mai id bana lunga

    2. Deepak says:

      Dear, yaha pr is tarah se apni prsnl informtn mt share karo, ye yaha k rule k khilaf h…n…aap ne apni jo ye new id banayi h..vo fake id h…

  17. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    dosto yadi aap chela sexy das ki sex laboratory ko support karna chahte h to please

    apni age
    lund ki lambai
    lund ki motai
    virye ka volume {in ml}
    apni height
    apne lund k baalo ki lambai
    apne lund ki balls ki radius

    likh bheje hehehehehe reply me hehehehehehehe

  18. lalitmangla says:

    Are doston kahan ho

    1. ρяιуα says:

      gharrrrrrrrrrrr peee :P

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Acchha mujhe laga tha gatar main

      2. lalitmangla says:

        Acchha mujhe laga tha gatar main accha hua jo tumne mujhe bata diya

      3. ρяιуα says:

        haan aapko to yahi lagega khud jo waha rhte ho :p

  19. ρяιуα says:

    Teacher to Pappu:
    Why are you late? All your classmates came to the class on time!

    Pappu: Group me to kutte aate hain.. lekin SHER hamehsa akela aata hai sir!!

    ;-} :-[D

  20. ZidaN says:

    Admin bhai aapka JOKE aapke chele ke jaisa kiyu hai aaj.

    Del bhai kaise ho aap ?

    Lallu bhai aap Gatar me rehte ho ?

    Priya g kya haal hai aapke ?

    hamare pujniya rath ke shayar shriman Ravi Tyagi g kahan kahan bhatak rahe ho ?

    ek line ke shayar sanjay41 kal se missing hai.

    1. ρяιуα says:

      Ache hai ji,ap btao ap kaise ho?

  21. CHHORA says:

    Ye kya aaj to fir se comment modify hone lage he! Oh No! Kal mene vo prsnl information share kar di thi (vese vo fake thi) ! mujhe yah rule pata nahi tha! Mene to socha ki yaha ke users fb par friend honge! ‘Sorry’ ab samajh gaya! Ab to mai khud ka naam (chhora) bhi kisi ko nahi bataunga!

  22. ρяιуα says:

    Good Morning Friendsss

  23. lalitmangla says:

    Good morning friends

  24. anjali says:

    chiiiiIIIIi…..O.o

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