Paisa Bolta Hai

The Joke "Paisa Bolta Hai" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and viewed 36,822 times.
Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Paisa Hi Sab Kuch Hai, Ye Joke Aiasa Hi Hai Jo Sabit Karta Hai Ki Aadmi Ki Koi Aukat Nahi Paisi Ke Aage.
-----Read Full Joke After The Ads-----

Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai

Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye

Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?

Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.

Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?

Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.

Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon

Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

Must Read Hindi Desi Jokes
Share It

 Get Non Veg Jokes In Email Daily

Funny Veg Jokes

  • GST Explained In Easy Way - Har Aadmi Chahe Wo Businessman Ho Ya Shopkeeper GST Ko Lekar Bada Pareshan Sa Hai, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Easy Tarike Se GST Samjhaye Taki Koi Confusion Na Rahe
  • Weight Conscious Vs Hunger - Aaj Ke Zamane Mein Har Koi Weight Conscious Hai, Chahe Wo Ameer Ho Ya Gareeb, Nahi Yakeen To Is Joke Ko Pad Ke Khud Jan Jaaiye
  • Gender Matters - Kayi Baar Kuch Chizo Pe Bahut Farak Padta Hai Agar Aapka Gender Alag Alag Hai, Beshak Kam Ek Jaisa Ho. Esa Hi Bechare Is Ladke Ke Sath Hua
  • Different People Different Choices - Two Men Talking 1st: "I Am Getting Married Because I Am Tired Of Eating Out, Cleaning House & Doing Laundry" 2nd: "Strange, I Am Taking Divo
  • Air India Ki Baat Hi Nirali Hai - Air India Air Hostess To Passenger: "Sir Would You Like To Have Dinner?" Passenger: "What Are The Options?" Air Hostess: "Yes And No."
  • Underwear Bhi Partywear Ho Gaya? - Santa Undrwear Lene Dukaan Pe Gya. Dukandar Ne Use 300 Rs Ka Undrwear Dikhaya. Price Sunkar Santa Bola: "Yaar Roj Pehnne Wala Dikhao, Party Wear
  • Best Out Of Office Auto Reply Ever - People Always Wrote Funny Notes For Funny Reasons, But This Is A Best Out Of Office Auto Reply Ever Made By A Software Engineer.
  • Santa, The Master Of English - Aap Pahle Bhi Pad Chuke Hai Santa Ki English Vakiye Hi Balle Balle Hai, Par Aaj Is Baat Ne To Saabit Kar Diya Ki Santa Is The Master Of English Language
  • Girl-Friend Ki Maa Se Zara Bach Ke Rahe - Agar Aap Apni Girl-Friend Ke Ghar Phone Karte Hai To Dhyan Rakhe Ki Uski Ma Se Bat Na Kare, Nahi To Haal Is Ashiq Jesa Ho Jayega.
  • Pujari and Me – A Little Story About RUM - Sometime You Need To Think Twice Before Answering A Question Specially When You Are In A Religious Place. Otherwise Same Will Happened To You Like This Man.

Comments

45 Comments

  1. Deepak (wanted) says:

    ye jke nhi hai. ye realty hai

    1. Himanshu the don says:

      Mujhe shak ha ye parwachan jarur baba sexydas ki kitab se churaya gya ha.

    2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Aap sahi kah rhe hai, Bro..
      Aaj ke daur me paisa hi bolta hai…

  2. Anuj says:

    hehehehehehe maza aa gya,,,,, kya joke very gud

  3. sahil says:

    Sahi joke tha ….hasi nahi ruk rahi …..air samne boss baitha h …khul k Hans bhi nahi sakta…..

  4. sahil says:

    @ wanted bro tumne btaya nahi k meri shayri deleted se better h ya nahi ……

    1. Jay says:

      @Sahil bro. Nakab laga lene se kisi ki pahchan jayada dino tak chupi nahi rah sakti hai. Deleted bro. humare beech me hi hai aur wo koun hai hume ye v pata hai. Wo apne ko Lakh chupaye lekin humare Dil ki Aankho se chupa nahi rah sakata. Wo hamare samne nahi Aana chahta hai to mat Aaye uski marji hai, Lekin us se mai ek baat kahunga ki wo name changed karke jo cmnt kar rahe hai us se wo humare dil se apni jagah khotey ja rahe hai Q k hume aur Aapko v pata hai kee wo kish name se cmnts kar rahe hai. Mai baat ko open v kah sakta thha, Lekin nahi kaha Q k Del bro. Ke liye mere dil me dher sara pyar aur samman hai aur mai unki ruswayi nahi chahta hun.
      Del bro. se meri request hai Aap Apne name se hi cmnt karey. Jis se Humare dil me apke liye aur pyar badhega nahi to . . . . . ?

      1. rashii says:

        jay dear sb kuch bolkr b na bolna very gud ji hehehe

  5. rashii says:

    sahi kaha deepak ji, paisa bolta hain

    1. Jay says:

      @ Rashii dear,
      ** JAI MATA DI***
      Dear Ab to apki prblm solve ho gayi hai, toh phir ab mai “Mata Rani” se apke liye kya manguga ??

    2. Jay says:

      @ Rashii dear,
      ** JAI MATA DI***
      Dear Ab to Aapki prblm solve ho gayi hai, toh phir ab mai “Mata Rani” se apke liye kya manguga ??

      1. rashii says:

        jay dear ap jo b mangoge acha hi hoga wo JAI MATA DI

  6. Sahil says:

    Woo waqt ki bada ajeeb tha..
    Werna me tujhe se yu juda kyu hota..

    Lauta dete tujhe wo sab kuch..
    Agar sab mere hath me hotaa !!

    Tere dard- O – Gam sab le lete..
    Khash ki agar main khuda hota !!

  7. Sahil says:

    (Galib)
    Sharab Pine de mazjid me baith kar,
    ya wo jagah bata de jahan khuda nahi……..

    (Iqbaal)
    Mazjid khuda ka ghar hai pine ki jagah nahi,
    Kaafir ke dil me ja wahan khuda nahi……….

    (Faraz)
    Kafir ke dil se aaya hun mein ye dekh kar,
    khuda moujud hai wahan magar use pata nahi………

    1. Jay says:

      ( JÄÝ )
      Mat Pee Sarab Masjid Me Baithkar “SAHIL”
      Ek hi Botal hai kahi Khuda Na Mang ley :-P ;-D

      1. Deleted says:

        kya khub kaha h jay…..main chahta to apni identity ka pta nahi lagne deta, but mujhe nonvegpur par aane ki aadat si ho gayi h aur admin jo ab Nilesh k sath kar rahah h wohi usne mere sath kia….(ID disclose kar di)…uski wazah se na jane kitni friend request aa gyi mere pass ki mujhe aapna profile delete hi karna pad gya….
        isliye mein admin se naraz hun…hum doost h nonvegpur mein…but mein FB ko iss se mix nahi karna chahta….

        1. Admin says:

          Deleted Yup, sara dosh mera, par tune ek bat nahi samjhi shayad….

          ki disclose karne se pahle mene tujhe FB pe mssg bheje.. idhar bhi 3 4 bar hint diya..

          par tune hamesha bola ki teri koi ID nahi hai FB pe… main konsi id ki bat kar raha hun

          mene hint bhi dene ki koshish ki TOPI wala bol ke, again tune kaha konsi topi and konsi photo

          to fir mene vo id idhar dal di.. kyunki according to you jab tu FB pe hai hi nahi to tujhe tension kahe ki…..

          aur rahi bat nilesh ki to dear.. uski mene id disclose nahi ki uske naam se shayad 50 users hai… kisi ko nahi pata ki unmein se vo kon hai

          and last thing.. aaj ke bad main khud hi idhar ke kisi users se baat nahi karunga…..

          Aap Log idhar aaye joke pade.. hase aur chale jaye…

          Aur Deleted tujhe main sari zindagi yad rakhunga ki tu ek esa shaks tha, jo kahne ko apna tha par dur itna tha ki shayad koi praya b itna nahi hota.

  8. Sahil says:

    A Man goes 2 a Library & asks for a Book on Suicide.
    Librarian Stares at him
    4 a while, thn asks: Who’s gonna
    bring it back!?

  9. Sahil says:

    Manzil mil hi jayegi,
    Bhatak kar hi sahi..

    Gumrah to wo hain,
    Jo ghar se nikle hi nahin…!

  10. Sahil says:

    woh kehte hain k main badal gaya…..

    koi bata do unko ja ke….

    ki rang tute huye patte ka aksar badal hi jaata hai..

    1. kashish says:

      ur shairy ws ausam……i lyk it…

  11. Sahil says:

    Udas Ankhon Mein Sabar Dekha Hai

    Pehli Bar Use Itna Khush Aur Beqarar Dekha Hai

    Jise Khabar Na Hoti Thi Mere Aane Jane Ki

    Uski Ankhon Mein Ab Intezar Dekha Hai

  12. Sahil says:

    भूल जाना भी तो इक तरह की नेहमत है
    वरना इंसान को पागल न बना दें यादें …

  13. Sahil says:

    kya hua admin

  14. Payal says:

    Ye to galat hai femal ke ijat karni chahiye

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      I like her comment PAYAL JI.. Thank u.

    2. Jay says:

      @Payal ji, Aap Bajti hai to bahut Acchi lagti hai :-P ;-D

  15. Payal says:

    Admi to isi trhe ke hote hai

    1. Jay says:

      @Payal ji, Mai waisa Aadmi nahi hun. Aap Apni Izzat hume dekar to dekhey. Aapki Izzat par Daag nahi lagne dunga, Surf XL Se dhulayi kiya karunga :) :P

      1. rashii says:

        hmmmm

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Hahahahahahahahehehehe….
        Maan gye GURU apko b…. Hehehe….

  16. sujeet says:

    kash apni bhi sau krore ki lautri lagti to main bhi bank wale ko galiyaan de raha hota……….haahaaahaa……….

  17. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Admin bro aap to sikh hai fir apka name RAJA KUSHWAHA kaise ho sakta hai. Mai bhi MAURYA hi hu.
    Mai fb pe apko pahachan nhi pa rha hu, aap foto kaisa lagaye hai bro.??

    1. Admin says:

      Nilesh… Mene teri baat ki hai ki tu Raja Kushwaha hai na FB par.. agar yes to tabhi tujhe add karu na

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Nhi bro, mai raja kushwaha nhi hu..

        1. Admin says:

          Fir apne comment mein email ID kiski dali hai tune :o

      2. rashii says:

        :-D

  18. Jay says:

    @Dhiraj sweetheart, Mai tumhare liye “MATA RANI” se apni janam-janam ki Dosti manguga ya phir tujhe kuch aur chahiye ??

  19. Jay says:

    @Mere Sabhi Nonvegi Friends, Aap sabki manokamna puri ho. Mai “MATA RANI” Se Aap sabke liye yahi Duwa karunga. So Dosto Aap sabhi log ek sath milkar Prem se Bolo . .
    *****JÅÎ MÄTÁ DÎ****

  20. HPS says:

    Jay bro hame to bhool hi gaye ho shayad fir bhi §¥ “JAI MATA DI” ¥§

    1. Jay says:

      @Hps bro. Hum Aapko kaise bhul sakatey hai? Hum bhulana v chahe toh aap khud hume nahi bhulane denge :-x

  21. reshma says:

    pls dont send me non veg jokes it is a request.

    1. Admin says:

      Reshma Ji.. Saajh nahi ata ki kuch log jokes na milne pe complaint kar rahe hai aur kuch milne par :(

      Kisne band karvana chahte hai aap email pe ya sms pe

  22. deleted says:

    Admin Mein fb ko nonvegpur se mix nahi karna chahta tha..
    Tumhara koi msg mujhe nahi mila…waise bhi Mein unknown msg delete kar deta tha.

  23. deva says:

    hahahahahahaha………….sahi kaha admin

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Top Jokes Of All Time

  • Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni
    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Sex Nahi Karti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai
    Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai? Agar Aapke Man Me Ye Sawal Hai To Jawab Apne Pappu Ke Pas Hai. Teacher Ko Esa Jawab Diya Ki Bechare Ke Hosh Udd Gaye

Top Jokes Of The Month

  • Aaj Ki Raat Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
    Suhagraat Manane Ke Bad Apni Patni Se Kabhi Bhi Esi Baatein Puchne Ki Galti Na Kare, Nahi To Jawab Esa Hoga Ki Aap Deewar Mein Sir Marne Lagoge.
  • Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi
    Ladkiya Ek Hi Bahana Mar Ke Ladko Ko Sex Na Karne Se Chup Karva Deti Hai Aur Wo Hai Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi. To Is Baat Tod Nikala Hai Apne Pappu The Great Ne
  • Lady At Bar For The First Time
    A Lady Visited A Bar For The First Time, She Sat On The Table In Front Of The Bar Tender. A Guy At Her Left Side Ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single" ...
  • Survey Married Vs Un-Married Women
    A Survey Conducted Between Unmarried Women Vs Married Women Gave The Below Results. This One Is Good And Hilarious. It Will Make Your Day.
  • Sunny Leone Aur Sonam Kapoor
    Sochne Wali Baat Hai Celebrites Jab Akele Hote Honge Ek Doosre Se Kya Baatein Karte Honge, Padhiye Ye Joke Aur Janiye Celebrities Ki Secret Baate
  • Ladki Ka Garoor Kaise Tode
    Jo Ladkiya Apne Gore Rang Pe Garoor Karti Hai Un Ladkiyo Ka Garoor Todne Ke Liye Apne Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kara Hai, Padiye Aur Maje Lijiye
  • GST Explained In Easy Way
    Har Aadmi Chahe Wo Businessman Ho Ya Shopkeeper GST Ko Lekar Bada Pareshan Sa Hai, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Easy Tarike Se GST Samjhaye Taki Koi Confusion Na Rahe
  • Maths Can Only Be Beaten By Logic
    Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
  • Aurat Ki Shopping
    Aurte Jab Shoping Karti Hai To Ajeeb Se Gul Khilati Hai, Aisa Hi Is Bar Hua Aur Bechare Dukandar Ko Rona Aa Gaya. Pade Is Joke Mein.
  • Hum Ladke Kamchor Nahi Hai
    Aksar Ladko Ko Kaha Jata Hai Ki Wo Kamchor Hote Hai, Par Apne Pappu The Great Ne Aaj Samjhaya Hai Ki Ladke Ese Nahi Hote Wo Bahut Kam Karte Hai.