Paisa Bolta Hai

Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Paisa Hi Sab Kuch Hai, Ye Joke Aiasa Hi Hai Jo Sabit Karta Hai Ki Aadmi Ki Koi Aukat Nahi Paisi Ke Aage.
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Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai

Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye

Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?

Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.

Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?

Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.

Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon

Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

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16 Comments

      1. Mausam says:

        Lagtaa he Ramo ke mohalle ki saari ladkiyo ke paas Boy Friends hain magar Ramo ke paas koi Girl Friend nahi he ,isee liye Ramo ye apni autobiography suna rahaa he.
        it means ,yahee he wo ek virgin, bina gf aur shareef ladka heheheheh

  1. Ramo says:

    @hegagaga
    @mausam

    main kay hun aap dono kabhi samaj nai sakate main ek writer hu har tarah se har chiz ko samaj kar likta hu
    meri koy gf nai koy main har ladki ko apni gf ki nazar se nai dekta i respect women
    main un ladko ki tarah nai hu jo har chalti firti ladki k piche jata hai
    agar muje pyar hoga toh main sahi ladki se karunga un ladki se toh main dosti bhi nai karta jo sirf time pass k laye pyar karti

  2. Dhiraj* says:

    @ramo, i agree with u..ek acche ladke ki nishani hoti hai..ki woh ladki ko love n respect ki najro se dekhe..jo maza pyaar de sakta hai woh shyad sex nhi..
    u write..kay..kya
    n koy…koi..
    laye..liye…main bhi unn ladko se jada impress hota hoon..jin ladko ka najariya iss tarah ka hota hai..ek acchi ladki kisi bhi ladko ko bhaamp jaati hai..mein bhi kisi bhi ladke ko scan kr leta hoon..chahe cmnt se yaa face se:)..love,sex,thoughts,mind..etc etc
    keep it up ramo..ur writing job n ur views ..n goodnight.

  3. Ramo says:

    @dhiraj Writing is not my job yet
    i am student
    but main writer bhi banana chahat huni, fil hal kabhi kabhi koy kahani sayari kar leta hun

    main kabi jhut bol kar dosti nai karta nai karta aap muje writer ki job karne wala samaj rahe thea par main writer ki job nai karta
    dosti aur pyar karni hai toh sach bol karo baad mein koy pareshani ya sach samne aane ka darr nai hota

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