Papa Mujhe Cycle Chahiye

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Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai

Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye

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Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai???

Bacha Check Karke Dekhta Hai Aur Bola: “Papa Nahi Pahuchta

Papa: “Beta Jis Din Pahunchega Us Din Aana Abhi Jao

Kuch Saal Baad…….

Bacha: “Papa Mujhe College Jaane Ke Liye Motorcycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Ab Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai

Bacha: “Thodi Si Kasar Hai Abhi

Baap: “Ja Jab Poora Pahunch Jaye To Aaiyo

Beta Roj Try Karta Hai Akhir Kar Uska Lund Gaand Tak Pahunch Hi Jata Hai

Vo Sochta Hai Ki Is Khushi Mein Daddy Se Jaake Car Hi Mang Leta Hun

Baap Ko Jake Bolta Hai: “Daddy Ab Mera Lund Meri Gaand Tak Pahunchata Hai, Mujhe Car Ledo”

Papa: “To Bhonsdi Ke, Apni Gaand Maar Meri Kyun Maar Raha Hai...”

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31 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    gud one….

  2. sunil says:

    not bad,but ugly,vulgar

  3. surojit says:

    baap ne bache ko chutiya bana diya….hehehehe…

  4. Säåm&egra says:

    Chutiya kat diya bache ka

  5. dillu.............. says:

    madarchod budha

  6. Harsh says:

    bahut sahi likha hai dear

    bahut galat hua ladke k saath

  7. B@D BH@I says:

    Buddha bhen ka loda bhut harami nikla.

  8. abhi says:

    apne bete ka hi chutiya kaat diya….hahaha

  9. Anand says:

    madarchod budha Chutiya kat diya bache ka

  10. Adi says:

    Bhosdi k vulgur site khol k

    baba ramdev ke parvach mang rha hai….

  11. Gajendra.. naam to suna hi hoga says:

    Adi sahi kaha tune

  12. nagesh says:

    gand tak lun le jane ke bajay itni mehnat se parai ki hoti to ias ban jata, bap chutiye bete ke junoon pahchante to ias ke bap kahlate, ab gandu ke bap kahlaoge

  13. lalita says:

    very good joks

  14. DHIRAJ says:

    baccha akhri mein apne papa ki gand check karta hai.

  15. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Gandda papa.. bete ki hi gaand maar raha hai..par usko pata nahi ki ab uske bete ka lund bada ho gaya hai jo ab uski gaand maar ke hi rahega

  16. anil says:

    Very good ..kiya bat kahi Deppti Darling

  17. keddy says:

    mera 8.5" lamba h.Deepti Darling

  18. XXX says:

    Oye dipti kya tera bap kavi tumko gand mara hai.

  19. jagga says:

    deepti Bada lund ab teri gand bi mar ke rahega

  20. jagga says:

    deepti Bada lund ab teri gand bi mar ke rahega
    ab apni bachao

  21. Suraj says:

    Deepti gand khol kar khadi ho jao,ma chodne aa raha hun teri

  22. kga7e says:

    maza aa gaya.

  23. Raj says:

    Deepti mera b bahut lamba hai lekin mere apne gaand tak nahi pahunchta hai tu aa ja na teri hi maar leta hu

  24. DHIRAJ says:

    Deepti marwane layak nahi marne layak rah gayi hai..Ab uski marna band karo nahi to mar jayegi.

  25. raj says:

    areyy…..deepti ke paas ek chut bhi hai…..uspe bhi dhyan diya karo..gand mari nhi ki pujari prasad lene pahuch gaye….

  26. NIL says:

    dokhebaj buddha.

  27. NIL says:

    dokhebaj buddha. kam se kam Sykal to la dia hota.

  28. sunny says:

    a to galat h…kuch diya nahi ulta muchodi ker raha h..
    papa ki bakerchodi ab nahi chalegi…

  29. Aditi says:

    Papa ki pahunchti hai kya,wel vry stupid joke.

    1. dev says:

      darlin ,yeise stupid site khol ke beithogi to stupid jokes hi milenge na.

  30. Rahul says:

    Mera lund mere gand tak phunchta hai

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