Pappu Aur Uski Train

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Pappu Jab Chhota Tha To Santa Ne Use Ek Toy Train Lake Di.

Pappu Ne Fatafatt Train Ko Khola Aur Us Se Khelne Lag Gaya.

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Thodi Der Baad Santa Jab Aaya To Usne Pappu Ko Bolte Suna.

Pappu: “Aao-Aao Bhonsdiwaalo Jaldi Aao Train Chhootne Wali Hai

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Sidha Pappu Ko Do Thappad Lagaye.

Pappu Aadhe Ghante Tak Rota Raha.

Aadhe Ghante Baad Dobaara Train Ko Pakda Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Bhonsdi Walo Jisne Train Pe Chadna Hai Chado Nahi Chadna To Na Chado, Ek Madarchod Ki Wajah Se Train Pahle Hi Aadha-Ghanta Late Hai

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10 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  2. lalitmangla says:

    Kutton kaminon kahan ho man karta hai ki tum sab ke sath kahin ghum aaoon man karta hai ki tum sab ke sath kahin ghum aaoon jo kare bakwas uski gand marke chup jaaoon

  3. Sujeet says:

    hehehehe….
    pappu kamina…

  4. deleted says:

    bahut purana joke h

  5. R.P. JAISWAL says:

    nice one

  6. R.P. JAISWAL says:

    good one

  7. deleted says:

    बहुत मुश्किल से होता है तेरी “यादों” का कारोबार,

    मुनाफा कम है लेकिन गुज़ारा हो ही जाता

    1. Admin says:

      Bari Gustaak Hai Teri Yadd, Isay Tameez Sikhaa Do

      Dastak B Nahi Deti Or Dil Main Aa Utar Jatii Ha

  8. deleted says:

    ..तुम..
    ..तुम अक्सर कहती थी..
    ..मै लिक्खु कोई कविता, तुम्हारे लिए..
    ..जिद करती थी ना तुम, याद है मुझे..

    ..पर मै क्या लिखता..
    ..मेरे लफ्ज कम, तुम्हारा विस्तार ज्यादा..
    ..मेरी सोच सीमित, तुम्हारा दायरा बङा..
    ..कभी समन्दर जैसे गहरी..
    ..कभी सहरा जैसे खाली..
    ..कभी बारिश जैसे नम..
    ..और कभी डुबते सुरज की तरह उदास..
    ..कैसे मै तुझे लफ्जो मे समेट देता मेरी जिन्दगी..

    ..जब भी कोशिश करता..
    ..कुछ ना कुछ छूट जाता..
    ..और मुझे भी जिद थी..
    ..कुछ ऐसा लिक्खु, जो अब तक लिक्खा न गया हो..
    ..कुछ ऐसा लिक्खु, जो अधुरा न हो..

    ..अब जबके तुम नही हो, तो लगता है..
    ..महोब्बत से लिक्खी मेरी आखिरी कविता..
    ..तुम ही थी..
    ..अब तो मै बस उदासिया लिक्खे जा रहा हुँ..

    ..सबसे खुबसूरत थी, इसलिये आखिरी थी..
    ..या आखिरी थी, इसलिये सबसे खुबसूरत थी..
    ..नही जानता..
    ..हाँ पर इतना जरुर जान पाया हुँ..
    ..किसी का नही होना, हमे समझदार बना जाता है..
    ..और ये बात बहुत देर होने के बाद हम समझ पाते है..

    ..कहने को तो बहुत कुछ है, मगर कैसे कहूँ..
    ..मेरे लफ्ज है, के खत्म हो गये है, मुझसे पहले ही..
    ..मेरे लफ्ज है, के मेरा साथ छोङ चुके है, तेरी तरह..
    ..मेरे लफ्ज है, के किसी और के होना नही चाहते, मेरी तरह..

    ..हाँ मगर याद है मुझे..
    ..तुम अक्सर कहती थी..
    ..मै लिक्खु कोई कविता, तुम्हारे लिए..
    ..जिद करती थी ना तुम, याद है मुझे..

  9. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    nyc shayary rathi ji

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