Parayi Ladkiyo Ke Liye Aisa Nahi Karna Chahiye

The Joke "Parayi Ladkiyo Ke Liye Aisa Nahi Karna Chahiye" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Suhagraat Jokes, and viewed 83,368 times.

Ek Baar Ek Kisaan Ne Apne Dono Ladko Ki Shaadi Ek Hi Din Kar Di.

Ab Tha To Vo Gareeb Hi, Uske Pass Teen Manjli Makan Tha, Usne Chote Ladke Ko Sabse Upri Wali Manjil De Di,

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Aur Bade Ko Pahli Manjil, Khud Aapni Biwi Ke Sath Nichli Majil Par Rahta Tha.

Suhag Raat Wale Din Sabse Pahle Chote Ladke Ne Thoka Thukayi Shuru Ki.

To Unki Awaaz Sun Ke Bade Bhai Ka Bhi Dil Hua To Wo Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya.

Isi Tarha Unki Awaaz Niche Aayi To Budhe Ka Bhi Dil Kar Pada Wo Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya.

Ladke Jawan The Un Dono Ne Aadhe Ghante Baad Phir Se Shift Laga Di.

Budhe Ne Bhi Dekha Dekhi Ek Baar Aur Trip Maar Li.

Ladko Ka Khoon To Abhi Bhi Garam Tha, Unhone Ek Ghante Baad Ek Shift Aur Laga Di.

Budhe Bechare Mein Itni Jaan Kaha Thi, Vo Gusse Mein Aakar Ladko Ko Niche Se Zor Se Awaj Dekar Bola.

Budha: “Kyun Parayi Ladkiyon Ke Pichhe Compition Kar Ke Aapni Maa Chudva Rahe Ho

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24 Comments

  1. Priya... says:

    hmmm :D :D :D

    1. Admin says:

      Aaj Usne Ek Aur Dard Diya To Mujhe Yaad Aaya Ke,

      Maine Bhi To Duaaon Mein Uske Saare Dard Maange The. :'( buhuhuhuhuhuhu

      1. Priya says:

        hmmmmmmmmmmm

      2. Priya says:

        unke paas humare liye nafrat bhi nahi mohobbat bhi nahi us shaks ko humse koi shikayat bhi nahi shayad hum jee nahi sakte unke bina aur unhe shayad humari zarurat hi nahi……………

      3. deleted says:

        that was great shayari by u admin

        1. Admin says:

          Deleted bachha, bahut kuch aur b great hai tere is admin ke pass, bas kabhi aram se beth to fir hum bhi dil ka pitara kholenge

    2. Anuj says:

      Honda muh band noo

      1. Priya says:

        oyeee TVS ,BAJAJ,,HERO ,, u shhhhhhhhhhhhut up :p

    3. Rohit says:

      kaisi ho priya ji?

  2. Anuj says:

    hehehhehehehehhehehehehhe :)

  3. Deepak says:

    gud joke…

    @Admin bro, grt shayri..
    @ Priya ji , superb lines…

  4. Deepak says:

    Saathi na mila koi mujhe apne safar me…!

    Ab kaafile Aate hain mere nakshe kadam pr…!!

  5. Rohit says:

    Ek bar ek Chor santa ki bhains (Buffalo) chura ke le ja rha tha, santa ne dekh liya aur chillane laga chor chor…

    chor ko gussa aa gya aur usne santa ke sare kabde utar ke ped me bandh ke muh me kapda thoons ke a66i tarah uski dhunaai ki.. jab subah sabne santa ko ped se khola aur hal chal puchhne lage to santa ne hal batane se pahle danda leke katte (calf) ki dhunaai shuru kar di. sabne kha ise kyu mar rhe ho to santa gusse se bola:
    santa: is madarchod ko lund aur than (udder) me fark hi nhi pata.. 

  6. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Hello friends.aajkal aasam k bare mai kafi kuch sunane mil rha hai

    1. Rohit says:

      ha yar kisi ne rumor faila di hai…….. this is not good yar…. :(

  7. Navya says:

    Woooooooooooooooo

    1. Rohit says:

      hi Navya how r u? kafi dino bad!

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  9. tharki says:

    Purani bottle me nai sharab

  10. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Goodevening friends

  11. deleted says:

    naam to likh doun mager phir kheyaal aata hy
    masoom hy sanam badnaam na ho jye

  12. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Wah

  13. Preity says:

    Awesum yaar… Vo to aacha h ghar nhi hill raha tha.

  14. Amir says:

    Very very nice joke……!

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