Pati Ka Keeda

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Husband Ghar Aya Aur Aake Bola

Husband: “Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha

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Biwi: “To Kya Bola Vo

Husband: “Bola Ki Mere Daant Mein Keeda Hai

Biwi Tanj Maarte Hue: “Ji, Doctor Ne Beemari To Sahi Batayi Hai, Par Lagta Hai Jagha Galat Bata Di Hai

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Pati- Aj Ma Doctor Ke Pas Gya Tha. BV- To Kya Bola Vo. P- Bola Ki Dant Me Keeda Hai. BV- Ji Dr Ne Bimari To Shi Boli, Par Lgta Hai Jgha Galt Bata Di Hai

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45 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hahahaha

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    ha ha ha …………………

    hi frnds kese ho

    @anjali,divya,punchi,rashi,jai,dheeraj,anuj,kaliya,matrix,heartbeat,dr.kumar,admin,wanted,raaj…etc keso ……ho

    1. Anuj says:

      Hiii Kapil Mai Thik Tu Suna Kaisa Hai Bahat Dino Baad Tumne Mujhse Baat Ki.

      1. Jay says:

        Tum jo meri lolipop chusane lage thhe, esiliye Kapil bro. tumse Naraz ho gaye thhe….hehehe

    2. Heartbeat says:

      I am f9 bro u say hw r u kya chal raha hai

    3. Matrix says:

      Aj itne dino baad tune mera name apne comment me liya, Thanx bro!

    4. divya says:

      aaj mujhe kaise yaad kar liya apne kapil ji

      1. Jay says:

        Hi Divya gud am.
        Aap kaisi hai ????
        Ab to aap bahut khush ho rahi hongi kyuki jo aapne diya thha, uska to ab nikalne wala hoga (exam ka result) ??????

    5. Dr.kumar says:

      hum to bilkul chanba bhala hu

      Lekin yaar apni bhi to kaho

      Itane din baad kaise yad kr liya

  3. Anuj says:

    STUPID LOVER: Jaan can I touch ur Breast?

    Girl: Rascal!

    SMART LOVER: Jaan can I Feel ur Heartbeats ?

    Girl: So sweet !

    Irada whi, Soch Nayi.

    What an idea sir ji.

    1. Matrix says:

      what an idea sirjee! aur agar girlfriend perfume lagai hui ho tab to dil ki dadhkan sunne ka maza hi kuch aur hai!

      1. Anuj says:

        hehehe Dhiraj Jay Ke Liye Yahi Sochta Hai.

  4. Jay says:

    hehehe Jagah galat bata di to koi baat nahi BABA ji ke pash bhej do BABA ji uske keede nikal dene, kyuki baba ji ke pash har marj ke dawa hai..

    Jaise ek bar Matrix aur Anuj Baba ji ke pash gaye.
    Matrix bola: BAba ji mere Daant me dard hai.
    Baba ji : Ye le baccha Pepsodent esko daant me lagana sare keede mar jayenge.

    Tab tak Anuj bol pada Baba ji mai bhi jab Tatti karta hun to mere Ga#d me dard hota hai.
    BABA ji : Tu bhi yahi Pepsodent apni Ga#d me laga lena sare keede mar jayenge:P

    1. Anuj says:

      @ Jay Baby Tune Thik Kaha Baba Ji Ke Ilaj Ke Baad Se Mera Aur Matrix Ka Dard Thik Hai… Aur Tujhe B To Daant Aur Ga*d Mai Durd Hua Tha To Baba Ji Ne Harpic lagane Ko Kaha Tha… Kaisa Hai Tera Ab Dard

      1. Jay says:

        Abey Anuj Gnad me Nahi Lund me dard thha kyuki tum dono ek sath jo pant kholkar mere samne Ghodi ban gaye thhe…….hehehe

      2. Anuj says:

        LU#d mai to dard hoga hi….. Tera L gadhe ke Ga#d mai jo fass gya tha.. maine aur Matrix ne Bambo mar ke nikala tha.
        Aur Gadha hum logo par gussa ho ho gya tha kyoki usko maza aa rha tha

        1. Admin says:

          Tum log apni bato mein kapil la jikar na karo hehehr

      3. Jay says:

        @ Anuj tum ekdam sahi kah raha hai, ke Gadha tum logo par gussa ho gya tha kyoki tum dono ne Bamboo marke mera Lu#d Uski Ga#nd se nikal kar Apne Ga#nd me jo Dal liya:P

        Abe Gandu wo Tum dono ki Ga#nd me etani Tez khujli ho rahi thhi to BABA ji, RAJ Bindash, Kapil, Wanted Ya phir Prince the bad boy ke pash chale jate. Mere Lund par Bamboo kyu mara…….huhuhuhu

      4. Dr.kumar says:

        @

        Abe salo tum logo ko kahi bhi kis tarah ki taklif ho to mai yaha kis aaya hu

        Are tum log ki hi problum salt karne ke liye hi to mai hazir hu

        Kyu admin bhai maine thik kaha na

    2. Matrix says:

      PATHAN ne Jay ki Gaand maar di…

      Jay- Maine kya Galti ki saab?

      PATHAN: Bhosdike Teri Galti k Liye Hum Kab Tak Intezar Karega??…

      ha…..ha……ha…..

      1. Jay says:

        Matrix Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,

        Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,

        Dil chahta hai tumhari bhai Ga#d maar lu…..

        Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho…

        hehehe…….Pura Muhalla ekthha ho jaayega teri gand marne me……….

      2. Matrix says:

        Ansoo Tere Nikle, To Ankhein Meri Ho, Dil Tera Dhadke, To Dhadkan Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Dosti Hamaari Itni Solid Ho, Baap Tu Bane, To Mehnat Meri Ho. ha..ha..ha..

      3. Jay says:

        @ Matrix,
        Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye mai hone nahi dunga,
        Tere jaise Chikna Dost mai khone nahi dunga,
        Roj ek bar mera Lolipop chush liya kar,
        Nahi to Anuj ki tarah teri bhi Ga#d marunga au tujhe rone bhi nahi dunga.

    3. Anuj says:

      @ Jay Yar Mere Lolypop Mai Khujli Bahat Ho Rha Hai Isliye Tera GOBAR GAS Bhada Par Milta Hai. Pankaj ko Bheja Tha Lane Ko Lakin pata Chala Wo Tu Baba Ji Ko Rent Diye Hua Hai.. Matrix Ka Advnce Booking Hai. Aur Jab Free Rehta Hai To Dhiraj Pas

      1. Jay says:

        Hey Anuj, Pankaj ko mere pass tumne hi beja thha GAS ke liye ??????
        Lekin yaar Maine to uske Cylendar me Apni Pipe se full GAS bar diya thha aur wo bhut Khus huwa aur mujhe 1000 rupes extra bhi diya aur bola ki agli bar jab mai Aaunga to Mere cylendar me GAS bharne k liye line me mat khada karna.

        Anuj yar Wo tumse Jooth Bola hoga Ki Jay Bahut busy hai kyuki wo nahi chahta hoga ki tum sabi mere pash GAS bharwane k liye line laga do….hehehehe

        Yar Anuj tum mere LOLIPOP ka purana Grahak hai, Tera jab dil chahe GAS bharwane bhi Aa jana tere liye Discount hai aur tujhko line me bhi nahi lag na padega.

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    @jai yaar busy hu yaar aajkal bahut jyada…me aajakl DELHI me hu aur course kar rha hu……fir b me time milne par yaha aa jata hui…………….miss u all

    1. Jay says:

      Kapil bro. koi baat nahi aap esi tarah time nikal kar yaha aa jaya karey.
      Aur bro. jab aap Delhi me hai to Delhi wale dosto se bol dijiye ki hum logo ko bhi DIL me chahat rakhtey hai, jara dekar to dekhey……..

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        jai bhai delhi ke log dilwale nhi hain……bahut sangdil hote hain inse zara bachke rahiyo………

      2. Jay says:

        Kapil bro. Delhi wale sangdil hotey hai ye Bat pahle pata lag jati to Delhi walo se Dil hi nahi Lagate, Ab to humne unse Dil Laga liya hai, Ab Dekhtey hai ki wo kya Karti hai, Rakhti hai Apne Dil me ya phir…….?

  6. Thakur.Muthmar.singh says:

    Pesh ha suhagrat ke liye ek gana:

    Lund tujhe diyaaaa ha!

    Fuddi teri leeenge

    kiss nai karenge sanam

    hohoooo

    teri chut ke baaton ki kasam yaara baalon ki kasam

  7. rajiv says:

    respected admin sir,

    i have posted a joke here yesterday. But in moderation process u may have deleted that one. May i know the reason, sir. I am new to the site and dont know about rules. Please reply if u think it deserves to be answered. Thanx. Keep on gud work. Best wishes 4 future.:-)

    1. Admin says:

      Hello Rajiv, Actually i only approve the jokes in comments if it is already posted here, if the joke is new or not posted, i save it to my queue — and publish it later.

      1. rajiv says:

        thanx admin bhai, apko mera joke naya laga. Balle balle. M very happy

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Dont be so happy… Jokes or your comment might be old. He he he..

  8. Rashii says:

    Samjh nhi aaya, or jay ji ap ka joke b nhi samjhe hum

    admin ji namaskaar, kaise ho ap, lijiye ap k liye coffe [_]> cheers

    kapil ji delhi me kaha ho ap, or koun sa course ker rahey ho?

    Raj = Busy

    panchi ji humari jalebi kaha hain?

    Hi divya ji

    hru dhiraj ji n shivendra ji

    heart beat ji namastey

    prince ji aadaab

    anjali ji kaisi ho ap?

    Matrix= Dushman

    all frnds tc

    1. divya says:

      hi rashii kaisi ho

  9. Rashii says:

    Hi wanted ji kaha ho ajkal najer hi nhi aatey

    psycho ji ap b khoye ho

  10. Rashii says:

    Aj hume kuch bhi acha nhi lag rha hain, shyad hum bahut rudely behave kertey hain sb k sath tbhi aj hum dukhi hain

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      nope… You are the sweet Rashii… Take care.. Rudley behave and you? It's quit impossible.. Be happy and make other happy.. Sweet baby..

    2. Jay says:

      Rashhi ji Aapke rudely behave ki vajah se nahi balki Admin Bhai k Sath hum sabhi aapko yaad karke Aashu baha rahe hai uski vajah se Aapko kuch Accha nahi lag raha hai…..

  11. divya says:

    pankaj ldkiyo ne aapka fayda kaise uthaya hai ye to bata do

  12. Rashii says:

    Bye frnds tc

  13. Dhiraj says:

    @JAY, bhagwan tumse koi ek vardan mangne k liye kahe to kya mangoge?????

    main mangoonga bhagwan se bhagwan mujhe mr.india ka vardan de dijiye….taki sabse pehle tum se mil sankoo..ha ha!!

    1. Jay says:

      @Dhiraj, Mai to Bhagwan se ye Vardan mangunga ki tujhe LADKI bana ke meri life partner bana de…….hehehehe….taki es garmi me hilane se to chutti mil jaayegi…..hehehe

  14. Dhiraj says:

    @jay, thandi mein to mein tumhari rajai mein garmi lene panhunj jaoonga…

    garmi mein kya hoga jay…tell me help me…he he…swimming pool mein kaisa rahega..ha ha!

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