Penis Tax Introduced

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After Many kind of taxes in India a new kind of Penis Tax Is Introduced, Because It Provides A Service.

The Way The Tax Will Apply Was Difficult To Decide.

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This Was Due To The Fact;

  • 40 Percent Of The Time It Is Hanging Around Unemployed,
  • 30 Percent Of The Time It Is Hard Up,
  • 20 Percent Of The Time It Is Pissed Off And
  • 10 Percent Of The Time It Is In A Hole.
  • On Top Of That Is Has Two Dependents And They Are Both Nuts.

Effective From July, 2018, A Penis Will Be Taxed According To Size,

  • 10″-12” Luxury Tax,
  • 8″-10” Pole Tax,
  • 5″-8” Privilege Tax,
  • 4″-5” Nuisance Tax.

Males Exceeding 12” Must File Under Capital Gains. Anyone Under 4” Is Eligible For A Refund (Please Do Not Ask For An Extension).

The Taxpayers Association Is Still Awaiting Clarification On A Number Of Questions Raised On This New Tax, Including:

  • Are There Penalties For Early Withdrawal?
  • What If One’s Penis Is Self Employed?
  • Do Multiple Partners Count As Corporation?
  • Are Condoms Deductible As Work Clothes

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