After Many kind of taxes in India a new kind of Penis Tax Is Introduced, Because It Provides A Service.
The Way The Tax Will Apply Was Difficult To Decide.
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This Was Due To The Fact;
- 40 Percent Of The Time It Is Hanging Around Unemployed,
- 30 Percent Of The Time It Is Hard Up,
- 20 Percent Of The Time It Is Pissed Off And
- 10 Percent Of The Time It Is In A Hole.
- On Top Of That Is Has Two Dependents And They Are Both Nuts.
Effective From July, 2018, A Penis Will Be Taxed According To Size,
- 10″-12” Luxury Tax,
- 8″-10” Pole Tax,
- 5″-8” Privilege Tax,
- 4″-5” Nuisance Tax.
Males Exceeding 12” Must File Under Capital Gains. Anyone Under 4” Is Eligible For A Refund (Please Do Not Ask For An Extension).
The Taxpayers Association Is Still Awaiting Clarification On A Number Of Questions Raised On This New Tax, Including:
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