Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More

Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Ooi Maaa PEPSI.

Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tujhe Pepsi Yaad Aa Rahi Hai?

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Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside.

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The Joke "Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More" posted on 19 Sep 2014 under Hindi Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with and viewed 99,532 times.

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Calgrl K Ander Lnd Dalte Hi Vo Chilayi: Uui Maa Pepsi. Ldka: Iss Time Tuje Pepsi Yad A Rhi Hai? Grl: Abe Pepsi Matlab Please Enter P3nis Slowly Inside

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    1. neelam says:

      sab boys larkiyon sa hi kyon dosti karana chahata hain??? isaka peechay unka kiya only wo hi makasad hota hai jo maray samajh main aa raha hai….pl tell me

      1. kp says:

        Neelamji,

        Ap kis duniya me he. Ajkal ladke ladki se jyada ladko se dosti akr te he. Gay ka jaman aa gaya he madam, so sambal ke reheyega , kahi kisi girl freind apko…. samj gayi na. Aur ha ladki se dosti ka matlab love, romance flirt, fuck nd fak

  1. Matrix says:

    Hey friends kaise ho?

    Ek baar ek lady ko bahut zoro se toilet lagti hai, par use baathroom nahi mil raha tha. To wo santa ke pass jaati hai aur bolti hai,

    Lady: Oye papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao na.

    Santa(Muskurate hue): You naughty, pehle tum dikhao na :P

    1. Mausam says:

      hahahhha joke achchha he badhiyaa he,

      Matrix yaar ye baat kuchh hazam nhi huee,uss lady ko itnee jor se susu lagi huee thi to usne bathroon na dhundh ke santa ko kaise dhundh liyaa hahahahahhaa

    2. Jay says:

      Hey frnds ye santa jitana hi bewkoof hai Pappu utana hi chalak hai kyuki….

      Pappu ro raha tha to ladki ne pucha ki kyo ro rahe ho ???
      To Pappu no kaha ke maine kabhi s*x nahi kiya.
      To lakdi ne kaha ki mere sath karlo.
      S*x ke bad Pappu husne laga
      To ladki ne pucha ki aab kyou hans rahe ho to usne kaha ke
      Rote – rote maine sara muhalla ch0d dala……

  2. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo sameer bro yaar koi nokia 3110 classic k liye b browser hai jiske sath mai w2h pe chat kar sakta hu kiyo k uspe opera to kam nahi karta reply me yaar

    1. Prince says:

      aapse ye kisne kah diya bhai ki nokia 3110 classic pe opera work nahi karta hai… just visit this site in your browser.. m.opera.com yaha aapko opera nka new version 6.0 mil jayega. aur bhi bahut saare browser hain..bus getjar.com pe jaiye aur search box me browser daal ke search kariye..aapko apni pasand ka koi na koi browser mil hi kayega.. Agar aapne nokia 3110 ka software remove kara ke dobara dalwaya hai to alag baat hai.

        1. Admin says:

          HeartBeat.. yaar Opera ko mene block kiya hai.. kyunki fir vaha gandi machane wale bahut aa jate hai.. par chinta na kar kuch din wait kar lo main iska solve karunga jaldi hi

  3. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii didi, exam chal rahe hain kya??……jay ji aajkal busy hain aur main bhi….@raavan bhaiya kaise hain aap??….

    @Jay tumhari baatein itni acchi hain to tum dikhte kaise hoge??…aapka humraaz dhiraj:).

  4. pyare moham says:

    Good joke.
    admin ji namaste, aap kaise ho?
    admin ji aisa lagta hai ki aapki prem kahani bahut dilchasp hogi bilkul Ekta kapoor ke kyuki Sas bhi kabhi bahu thi ki tarah.
    please jaldi se likh ke sunao ab intjaar nahi hota bhai

    1. Admin says:

      abe ye purane jokes hai jiska mene hindi version banaya.. ab obvious hai ki hindi version + sms version banaya hai jo pahle logo ne nahi pada tha vo ab pad lenge aur jo naye log hai vo dobara enjoy kar lenge

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