Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More

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Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Ooi Maaa PEPSI.

Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tujhe Pepsi Yaad Aa Rahi Hai?

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Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside.

SMS / One Liner Version

Calgrl K Ander Lnd Dalte Hi Vo Chilayi: Uui Maa Pepsi. Ldka: Iss Time Tuje Pepsi Yad A Rhi Hai? Grl: Abe Pepsi Matlab Please Enter P3nis Slowly Inside

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41 Comments

  1. Netra says:

    wow itna bada land muze bhi chahiye

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Netra mil to jayega phir pepsi pepsi mat chilana ha ha ha

      1. Matrix says:

        Nahi fir ye pepsi pepsi nahi, CD CD chillayegi :P
        CD : Chor do!

      2. Banjara says:

        Heartbeat bhai kaise ho mai bhi tumhare sath hun

      3. Mausam says:

        Netra ji,
        Heartbeat baitha daal par, lund liye latkaay,
        jisko jitna chahiye, kaat kaat le jaaye.

        Hurry,
        Summer offer Terms and condition apply.

  2. ritu says:

    hi frnds i m ritu
    joke to to mast hai yaaro

    1. john says:

      Q ritu ji hamre bare me kya khayal hai

      1. ritu says:

        achha khayaal hai john

        1. Jay says:

          Ritu ji Lekin John ke khyal toh acche nahi lagte hai……

    2. Madhab says:

      ritu kya aap mera Friend banogi………………………….?

    3. varun says:

      hi sexy

      1. sexy says:

        hi…………….il monge more!!!!!!!!!!

    4. neelam says:

      sab boys larkiyon sa hi kyon dosti karana chahata hain??? isaka peechay unka kiya only wo hi makasad hota hai jo maray samajh main aa raha hai….pl tell me

      1. Admin says:

        Bilkul janab har kisi ka ek hi maqsad hota hai. Chahe bolne ko vo jo mrji bolte rahe, pyar ishq mohabbat to free mein chodne ke bahane hai

      2. kp says:

        Neelamji,

        Ap kis duniya me he. Ajkal ladke ladki se jyada ladko se dosti akr te he. Gay ka jaman aa gaya he madam, so sambal ke reheyega , kahi kisi girl freind apko…. samj gayi na. Aur ha ladki se dosti ka matlab love, romance flirt, fuck nd fak

  3. Matrix says:

    Hey friends kaise ho?

    Ek baar ek lady ko bahut zoro se toilet lagti hai, par use baathroom nahi mil raha tha. To wo santa ke pass jaati hai aur bolti hai,

    Lady: Oye papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao na.

    Santa(Muskurate hue): You naughty, pehle tum dikhao na :P

    1. Mausam says:

      hahahhha joke achchha he badhiyaa he,

      Matrix yaar ye baat kuchh hazam nhi huee,uss lady ko itnee jor se susu lagi huee thi to usne bathroon na dhundh ke santa ko kaise dhundh liyaa hahahahahhaa

    2. Jay says:

      Hey frnds ye santa jitana hi bewkoof hai Pappu utana hi chalak hai kyuki….

      Pappu ro raha tha to ladki ne pucha ki kyo ro rahe ho ???
      To Pappu no kaha ke maine kabhi s*x nahi kiya.
      To lakdi ne kaha ki mere sath karlo.
      S*x ke bad Pappu husne laga
      To ladki ne pucha ki aab kyou hans rahe ho to usne kaha ke
      Rote – rote maine sara muhalla ch0d dala……

  4. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo sameer bro yaar koi nokia 3110 classic k liye b browser hai jiske sath mai w2h pe chat kar sakta hu kiyo k uspe opera to kam nahi karta reply me yaar

    1. Prince says:

      aapse ye kisne kah diya bhai ki nokia 3110 classic pe opera work nahi karta hai… just visit this site in your browser.. m.opera.com yaha aapko opera nka new version 6.0 mil jayega. aur bhi bahut saare browser hain..bus getjar.com pe jaiye aur search box me browser daal ke search kariye..aapko apni pasand ka koi na koi browser mil hi kayega.. Agar aapne nokia 3110 ka software remove kara ke dobara dalwaya hai to alag baat hai.

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Prince bro 3110 pe to opera kam karta hai lekin non veg jokes ki chat site pe opera ki bajha se main chat nahi kar sakta sameer bhai help me yaar

        1. Admin says:

          HeartBeat.. yaar Opera ko mene block kiya hai.. kyunki fir vaha gandi machane wale bahut aa jate hai.. par chinta na kar kuch din wait kar lo main iska solve karunga jaldi hi

          1. Heartbeat says:

            Thanks dear lekin solve thoda jaldi karna

  5. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii didi, exam chal rahe hain kya??……jay ji aajkal busy hain aur main bhi….@raavan bhaiya kaise hain aap??….

    @Jay tumhari baatein itni acchi hain to tum dikhte kaise hoge??…aapka humraaz dhiraj:).

  6. pyare moham says:

    Good joke.
    admin ji namaste, aap kaise ho?
    admin ji aisa lagta hai ki aapki prem kahani bahut dilchasp hogi bilkul Ekta kapoor ke kyuki Sas bhi kabhi bahu thi ki tarah.
    please jaldi se likh ke sunao ab intjaar nahi hota bhai

  7. Madhab says:

    How r you May all NonVeg Friends…………………..Mai aa gaya fir dubara kaise ho aap Sab.

  8. Dev says:

    lol..nice joke

  9. Sonika says:

    Kya sahi me itna bada l*nd hota h kya ki ladki roti bi h me to ni royi..

    1. Kartik says:

      Yes itna mota hota hai aur lamba bhi he he he he he sonika

    2. Kartik says:

      Chalo main tumhe akbar aur birbal k jokes sunata hoon achcha lage to reply karna

    3. Naren says:

      Itna bada l*nd matlab kitna bada. Tumne kitna bada dekha aur liya hai

    4. prithvi says:

      ha sonika itna bada hota hi dard se aahaaah nikal jaye

  10. arun says:

    sonika ji kya aap ki shadi ho gayi h.

  11. Kartik says:

    Arun nahi hue tu karega he he he

  12. sam says:

    ritu ji ….r u on facebook

  13. Pradeep Mahapatra says:

    Ha Ha Ha….

  14. Mausam says:

    sameer bhai ye joke with comments pubblish kyu kiyaa ,iski bhi koi vajah he kya

    1. Admin says:

      abe ye purane jokes hai jiska mene hindi version banaya.. ab obvious hai ki hindi version + sms version banaya hai jo pahle logo ne nahi pada tha vo ab pad lenge aur jo naye log hai vo dobara enjoy kar lenge

  15. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    ADMIN BRO hìndi version banao lekin Kam se kam purane comments to hta diya kro bro…

    1. Admin says:

      Why ??? uran comments kaheko hatau main ?

      tum log na ada purane comments yaar

  16. channy hudda says:

    ha bheru you are right

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